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Do the Lakers need a big?
November 12, 2025 at 1:46 AM
This guy is first in line for a 50 year mortgage
We need to free Walmart workers from whatever the fuck this is
November 11, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Progressives are going to have to primary every single last one of these motherfuckers, every Senator on down to every comptroller.

Mamdani wins, then within a week, Pelosi retires and Schumer caves on the shutdown. Not a coincidence.

The donor class is going to wring us out for every penny.
November 11, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Sydney Sweeney needs to retire from acting and have Fox News give her a 10-figure lifetime deal. She could be the LeBron of right-wing media.

Take a year off like Tom Brady did with Fox to work on his broadcasting chops. You can't be right-wing in mainstream Hollywood.

She's Sorbo'd her career.
November 11, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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November 11, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Her choice for CBS ombudsman
November 11, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Nine times out of ten, a movie from Ari Aster featuring Joaquin Phoenix, Emma Stone, Austin Butler, and Pedro Pascal would get a 10/10 from me. But this? It's the one out of ten.
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A ★½ review of Eddington (2025)
I wanted to like this. Really, I did. And I can appreciate the underlying boogeyman narrative, as neither side of the country is keeping its eye on the ball regarding what the 'real problems' are. But...
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November 10, 2025 at 5:28 PM
"I hurt myself today..."
Mountain Dew Baja Blast Pie: 6/10

We may have Lived Too Más. The aftertaste stayed with me for so long. I love Taco Bell, I love Mountain Dew, and I appreciate their partnership and innovation. this one isn’t for the faint of heart.
November 10, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Virginia Tech #Hokies Neoklis Avdalas is a star. I'm crowning him after two games. Best VT #MBB player of all time.
November 9, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Got a gnarly paper cut from the tearaway lid of my apple sauce cup. So, please don't ask how I'm doing.
a man in a suit and tie is talking to another man in an elevator and says `` not great , bob '' .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is talking to another man in an elevator and says `` not great , bob '' .
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November 8, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Cowboys trading picks for vets at 3-5-1 is 🤡
November 4, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Considering his remaining contract, the Colts FLEECED the Jets for Sauce Gardner. An all time oof.
November 4, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I put my hand up on your hip, when I dip, you dip, we dip
November 3, 2025 at 4:47 PM
I'm going to start reviewing things as a self-described tastemaker. I also watch way too many shows and movies.

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A ★★★½ review of Good Boy (2025)
Better in theory as a concept than in its execution. Friggen adorable dog aside, this one dragged for me despite having a shorter runtime.
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November 1, 2025 at 1:01 PM
For some reason, I hate-scroll LinkedIn a couple of times per day. I can't help it. I hate every single word and post that I see, but I can't stop.
October 28, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Many years from now, someone will invent something like a screen protector but for your entire body. It may be first used by the military as bulletproof armor.

I will want the consumer version that functions to seal in moisture and hydrate.
October 28, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Him and then Paul Finebaum for Senate. And I don't know what Nick Saban is waiting for
October 24, 2025 at 5:01 AM
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SNAP benefits expire in one week.
Leavitt: At this moment in time, the ballroom is really the president's main priority.
October 23, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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