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2x FSWA Finalist • 12x #SFB15 • Mod r/footballcards
Prev: DraftKings, Athlon Sports, The Game Day, ClutchPoints, GiveMeSport
#FantasyFootball #IDP #Hokies #Progressive #Atheist #Hawaiian
Movie about a turn of the century PNW sawyer? Don't mind if I do.
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A ★★★★ review of Train Dreams (2025)
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January 2, 2026 at 2:14 AM
Movie about a turn of the century PNW sawyer? Don't mind if I do.
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Eat the rich? I'm down.
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A ★★★½ review of The Running Man (2025)
The Running Man knows what it is, and what it isn't. Taking the high-concept idea of "everything fucking sucks, and rich people are to blame" and smashing us over the head with action, a redemption ar...
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December 29, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Eat the rich? I'm down.
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*in my best 𝙵̶𝚘̶𝚐̶𝚑̶𝚘̶𝚛̶𝚗̶ ̶𝙻̶𝚎̶𝚐̶𝚑̶𝚘̶𝚛̶𝚗̶ Benoit Blanc*
I say, I say, I done gone and took a gander at a picture show, I did.
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I say, I say, I done gone and took a gander at a picture show, I did.
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A ★★★ review of Wake Up Dead Man (2025)
These movies are getting grating, which about sums up how I view most things in this world. The first third of the film was spent enduring the elbows into my sides, "Hey... Hey! Ya... So, you get we'r...
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December 27, 2025 at 2:38 PM
*in my best 𝙵̶𝚘̶𝚐̶𝚑̶𝚘̶𝚛̶𝚗̶ ̶𝙻̶𝚎̶𝚐̶𝚑̶𝚘̶𝚛̶𝚗̶ Benoit Blanc*
I say, I say, I done gone and took a gander at a picture show, I did.
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I say, I say, I done gone and took a gander at a picture show, I did.
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I wrote a lil somethin'
A ★★★★ review of Jay Kelly (2025)
As a borderline-aged fellow, a sentimental type. A not-quite-young and not-quite-old man with regrets. Let's face it, someone who's fucked up multiple stages of my life. I, too, like this film's titul...
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December 24, 2025 at 4:19 PM
I wrote a lil somethin'
It's an At The Drive-In - "Relationship of Command" kind of morning.
I MUST HAVE READ A THOUSAND FACES
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I MUST HAVE READ A THOUSAND FACES
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"Arcarsenal" by At the Drive-In
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December 24, 2025 at 3:05 PM
It's an At The Drive-In - "Relationship of Command" kind of morning.
I MUST HAVE READ A THOUSAND FACES
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I MUST HAVE READ A THOUSAND FACES
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The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
December 23, 2025 at 1:28 AM
The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
She said, "Who's Paul Giamatti?"
Me:
Me:
a man wearing sunglasses is smoking a cigarette in front of a shoe display
ALT: a man wearing sunglasses is smoking a cigarette in front of a shoe display
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December 23, 2025 at 1:10 AM
She said, "Who's Paul Giamatti?"
Me:
Me:
How I pose when I'm photographed reading "How to Live With a Huge Penis" in a public space.
December 22, 2025 at 8:24 PM
How I pose when I'm photographed reading "How to Live With a Huge Penis" in a public space.
Just something about a middle-aged European man with a bad haircut wearing a black t-shirt tucked into white pleated pants. I couldn't pull it off, but god damn, this guy was.
December 22, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Just something about a middle-aged European man with a bad haircut wearing a black t-shirt tucked into white pleated pants. I couldn't pull it off, but god damn, this guy was.
I'm gonna go out on a limb here. Notre Dame woulda kept it within five touchdowns against Ole Miss.
December 21, 2025 at 12:00 AM
I'm gonna go out on a limb here. Notre Dame woulda kept it within five touchdowns against Ole Miss.
Zaxby's is the most overrated trash nonsense I've experienced in fast food. Tiny wings, undersauced, overpriced. First and last time ordering the other day. Eye-twitchingly shitty @zaxbys.bsky.social
December 20, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Zaxby's is the most overrated trash nonsense I've experienced in fast food. Tiny wings, undersauced, overpriced. First and last time ordering the other day. Eye-twitchingly shitty @zaxbys.bsky.social
With what? The stench?
December 20, 2025 at 3:10 PM
With what? The stench?
Nicole DeBoer has been on Zillow for days. I think that's clear.
December 20, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Nicole DeBoer has been on Zillow for days. I think that's clear.
Before you read this, please know I'm grumpy and in a mood.
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Matt De Lima’s reviews of Die My Love
Matt De Lima’s reviews of Die My Love
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December 20, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Before you read this, please know I'm grumpy and in a mood.
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If it's not for sale at the grocery store, it's not for me. I'm not paying retail for anything anywhere.
I could be a trillionaire and it's not happening. I'm not giving them the satisfaction. The rat bastards.
I could be a trillionaire and it's not happening. I'm not giving them the satisfaction. The rat bastards.
December 20, 2025 at 12:52 AM
If it's not for sale at the grocery store, it's not for me. I'm not paying retail for anything anywhere.
I could be a trillionaire and it's not happening. I'm not giving them the satisfaction. The rat bastards.
I could be a trillionaire and it's not happening. I'm not giving them the satisfaction. The rat bastards.
I ate too much.
As it was happening, I was thinking, "Shit, this is too much. I'm not gonna like this later."
I was right.
As it was happening, I was thinking, "Shit, this is too much. I'm not gonna like this later."
I was right.
December 19, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I ate too much.
As it was happening, I was thinking, "Shit, this is too much. I'm not gonna like this later."
I was right.
As it was happening, I was thinking, "Shit, this is too much. I'm not gonna like this later."
I was right.
When I need to give a name somewhere, like getting a coffee or getting a table at a restaurant. I give a fake name.
Ed Norton in Fight Club used character names from his favorite movies at support groups (Cornelius, Planet of the Apes; Travis, Taxi Driver; Rupert, King of Comedy).
Ed Norton in Fight Club used character names from his favorite movies at support groups (Cornelius, Planet of the Apes; Travis, Taxi Driver; Rupert, King of Comedy).
December 19, 2025 at 1:39 AM
When I need to give a name somewhere, like getting a coffee or getting a table at a restaurant. I give a fake name.
Ed Norton in Fight Club used character names from his favorite movies at support groups (Cornelius, Planet of the Apes; Travis, Taxi Driver; Rupert, King of Comedy).
Ed Norton in Fight Club used character names from his favorite movies at support groups (Cornelius, Planet of the Apes; Travis, Taxi Driver; Rupert, King of Comedy).
What's the target demographic to this nonsense? "Above the fray" centrists who don't consume news, hence why they're so ambiguously clueless?
You know where this kind of discussion across differing viewpoints *actually* happens on a daily basis? In university classrooms across the country.
December 18, 2025 at 4:56 PM
What's the target demographic to this nonsense? "Above the fray" centrists who don't consume news, hence why they're so ambiguously clueless?
What radicalized me in my teens:
December 18, 2025 at 4:33 PM
What radicalized me in my teens:
Puka went to BYU. C'mon folks.
December 18, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Puka went to BYU. C'mon folks.
The new Steven Spielberg alien movie... I just know it's gonna have some wack ass overplayed "we must love and protect nature. It is the way!" ending. Like the aliens came 80 billion light years to have some corny 🫶 message
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Disclosure Day | Official Teaser
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December 17, 2025 at 5:17 AM
The new Steven Spielberg alien movie... I just know it's gonna have some wack ass overplayed "we must love and protect nature. It is the way!" ending. Like the aliens came 80 billion light years to have some corny 🫶 message
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Someone told me a million dollars isn't really that much because if you live another 50 years, that's only 20K per year. And I said, yeah, well, wtf wants to live another fucking 50 years
December 16, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Someone told me a million dollars isn't really that much because if you live another 50 years, that's only 20K per year. And I said, yeah, well, wtf wants to live another fucking 50 years
How I'm coping with this #FantasyFootball season
December 15, 2025 at 3:09 AM
How I'm coping with this #FantasyFootball season
My reaction to people just now noticing Fernando Mendoza being a cornball goober
a man wearing a hat and a red shirt says they are who we thought they were !
ALT: a man wearing a hat and a red shirt says they are who we thought they were !
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December 14, 2025 at 3:35 AM
My reaction to people just now noticing Fernando Mendoza being a cornball goober