Matthew Rossi
@matthewrossi.bsky.social
https://www.amazon.com/stores/Matthew-Rossi/author/B01M6BQ5SF?ref=dbs_a_mng_rwt_scns_share&isDramIntegrated=true&shoppingPortalEnabled=true Writer, lover of weirdness, and that guy with the beard. I like bats the amount of a normal adult human
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Oh, it's my birthday!!☺️🤍
I heard it's customary to ask for likes and retweets, so here are some commissions I have completed this year.
(Or... If you want to toss me a coin, I make super affordable designs for your ttrpg games. It's just a dollar to join linkinbio🤍)
I heard it's customary to ask for likes and retweets, so here are some commissions I have completed this year.
(Or... If you want to toss me a coin, I make super affordable designs for your ttrpg games. It's just a dollar to join linkinbio🤍)
November 2, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Oh, it's my birthday!!☺️🤍
I heard it's customary to ask for likes and retweets, so here are some commissions I have completed this year.
(Or... If you want to toss me a coin, I make super affordable designs for your ttrpg games. It's just a dollar to join linkinbio🤍)
I heard it's customary to ask for likes and retweets, so here are some commissions I have completed this year.
(Or... If you want to toss me a coin, I make super affordable designs for your ttrpg games. It's just a dollar to join linkinbio🤍)
Tigers are solitary at most animated pair might be together for a bit or a mother and cubs. Lion prides 10 number around 40 lines although they usually don’t. Either way 6 to 8 lions can probably take one tiger.
November 2, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Tigers are solitary at most animated pair might be together for a bit or a mother and cubs. Lion prides 10 number around 40 lines although they usually don’t. Either way 6 to 8 lions can probably take one tiger.
I failed to anticipate Taskmaster having a defender. I still think he should get bodied going up against Spider-Man, however.
October 31, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I failed to anticipate Taskmaster having a defender. I still think he should get bodied going up against Spider-Man, however.
I’m not very handsome, but I am pretty charming. At least some people tell me so and yet I am positive that wouldn’t beat a spider person who can pick up trains in a fist fight
you forgot he’s also handsome and charming..
You know what Marvel Comics character is way, way overrated? Taskmaster.
He has photographic reflexes that mean that if he sees someone in action, he can remember their moves and anticipate what they're going to do in a fight.
And that's it. That's all.
He has photographic reflexes that mean that if he sees someone in action, he can remember their moves and anticipate what they're going to do in a fight.
And that's it. That's all.
October 31, 2025 at 2:13 PM
I’m not very handsome, but I am pretty charming. At least some people tell me so and yet I am positive that wouldn’t beat a spider person who can pick up trains in a fist fight
You know what Marvel Comics character is way, way overrated? Taskmaster.
He has photographic reflexes that mean that if he sees someone in action, he can remember their moves and anticipate what they're going to do in a fight.
And that's it. That's all.
He has photographic reflexes that mean that if he sees someone in action, he can remember their moves and anticipate what they're going to do in a fight.
And that's it. That's all.
October 30, 2025 at 2:39 PM
You know what Marvel Comics character is way, way overrated? Taskmaster.
He has photographic reflexes that mean that if he sees someone in action, he can remember their moves and anticipate what they're going to do in a fight.
And that's it. That's all.
He has photographic reflexes that mean that if he sees someone in action, he can remember their moves and anticipate what they're going to do in a fight.
And that's it. That's all.
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Here is the thing about JD Vance; he's Trump without the charisma. If Trump hadn't picked him, he'd be just another alt-right pain in the ass. Nobody likes him and he knows it. Trump is for some reason adored by his minions; Vance is tolerated.
October 29, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Here is the thing about JD Vance; he's Trump without the charisma. If Trump hadn't picked him, he'd be just another alt-right pain in the ass. Nobody likes him and he knows it. Trump is for some reason adored by his minions; Vance is tolerated.
Every time someone does a Tarzan impression they make him grunt and talk in broken English. Meanwhile in the books he first learned to speak French from a stranded Frenchman and was very fluent.
October 25, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Every time someone does a Tarzan impression they make him grunt and talk in broken English. Meanwhile in the books he first learned to speak French from a stranded Frenchman and was very fluent.
I have no one to talk to today and so, you're going to be forced to endure my random posting about playing Fallout 4 and realizing I am just a chaos monkey
July 25, 2025 at 6:55 PM
I have no one to talk to today and so, you're going to be forced to endure my random posting about playing Fallout 4 and realizing I am just a chaos monkey
Hey, I know it won't matter, but I wrote three novels including and a short story featuring a teenage wizard who is a trans girl, in case you're dying to give money to a fantasy author for their magical child wizards and you don't want to support TERFs who actively hurt trans people.
July 24, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Hey, I know it won't matter, but I wrote three novels including and a short story featuring a teenage wizard who is a trans girl, in case you're dying to give money to a fantasy author for their magical child wizards and you don't want to support TERFs who actively hurt trans people.
“This is completely safe because it is 100% natural.”
So is arsenic.
So is arsenic.
July 20, 2025 at 11:07 AM
“This is completely safe because it is 100% natural.”
So is arsenic.
So is arsenic.
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Ep. 26 of Solo Queue winds up BlizzardWatch's @matthewrossi.bsky.social and watches him go! His roots in #warcraft, WoW lore, the role of stories in our lives, & in light of #DisabilityPrideMonth, his experience gaming with a visual impairment.
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Episode 26 – HDYS Interview with Matt Rossi!
Podcast Episode · Solo Queue - A World of Warcraft Podcast · 07/06/2025 · 1h 35m
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July 6, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Ep. 26 of Solo Queue winds up BlizzardWatch's @matthewrossi.bsky.social and watches him go! His roots in #warcraft, WoW lore, the role of stories in our lives, & in light of #DisabilityPrideMonth, his experience gaming with a visual impairment.
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change to stream today!
- I had two commissions come in! So that is my * to the tarot card a day challenge! but! I was doing more planning today anyway, so i'll be working on commissions!
- I'm putting together a portfolio for a job i really wanna apply for, so i'll be working on that a bit today
- I had two commissions come in! So that is my * to the tarot card a day challenge! but! I was doing more planning today anyway, so i'll be working on commissions!
- I'm putting together a portfolio for a job i really wanna apply for, so i'll be working on that a bit today
June 30, 2025 at 5:32 PM
change to stream today!
- I had two commissions come in! So that is my * to the tarot card a day challenge! but! I was doing more planning today anyway, so i'll be working on commissions!
- I'm putting together a portfolio for a job i really wanna apply for, so i'll be working on that a bit today
- I had two commissions come in! So that is my * to the tarot card a day challenge! but! I was doing more planning today anyway, so i'll be working on commissions!
- I'm putting together a portfolio for a job i really wanna apply for, so i'll be working on that a bit today
I've been reading and listening to AI generated text and my fucking God do they repeat the same phrases over and over again.
"It wasn't forgiveness, not yet, but it was something. A fragile X of the Y they erected between them."
"Not with anger, not with emotion, just clarity."
"It wasn't forgiveness, not yet, but it was something. A fragile X of the Y they erected between them."
"Not with anger, not with emotion, just clarity."
May 23, 2025 at 10:47 AM
I've been reading and listening to AI generated text and my fucking God do they repeat the same phrases over and over again.
"It wasn't forgiveness, not yet, but it was something. A fragile X of the Y they erected between them."
"Not with anger, not with emotion, just clarity."
"It wasn't forgiveness, not yet, but it was something. A fragile X of the Y they erected between them."
"Not with anger, not with emotion, just clarity."
Only in comics could it be said that the greatest enemy of Nova (a flying teenager with alien superpowers) lost a magical battle with Moses (yes, that Moses, the one from your favorite Passover movie) and found a magical rock in the desert that made him powerful enough to go toe to toe with Galactus
May 12, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Only in comics could it be said that the greatest enemy of Nova (a flying teenager with alien superpowers) lost a magical battle with Moses (yes, that Moses, the one from your favorite Passover movie) and found a magical rock in the desert that made him powerful enough to go toe to toe with Galactus
So @julianrossi.bsky.social and I went to a reptile show and apparently I still terrified the crowd despite not being really hostile or anything
May 10, 2025 at 7:24 PM
So @julianrossi.bsky.social and I went to a reptile show and apparently I still terrified the crowd despite not being really hostile or anything
After several days trying to enjoy the Oblivion remaster, I turned to @julianrossi.bsky.social and said “you know what I feel about this game, not even trying to burn it? It’s a great ad for Skyrim.”
May 4, 2025 at 5:01 PM
After several days trying to enjoy the Oblivion remaster, I turned to @julianrossi.bsky.social and said “you know what I feel about this game, not even trying to burn it? It’s a great ad for Skyrim.”
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A marketing company and biotech groups are advertising "real" Tyrannosaurus skin handbags, which they claim they can grow in the lab thanks to T. rex DNA - which we do not have and decayed away millions of years ago.
All I want is for these techbro assholes to leave my prehistoric animals alone.
All I want is for these techbro assholes to leave my prehistoric animals alone.
April 30, 2025 at 6:16 PM
A marketing company and biotech groups are advertising "real" Tyrannosaurus skin handbags, which they claim they can grow in the lab thanks to T. rex DNA - which we do not have and decayed away millions of years ago.
All I want is for these techbro assholes to leave my prehistoric animals alone.
All I want is for these techbro assholes to leave my prehistoric animals alone.
So @julianrossi.bsky.social and I were discussing Godzilla and we decided there should be a Warlock path in 5e called Pact of the Kaiju. You pick a specific kaiju and draw upon its power. So a Godzilla Kaiju Warlock has an Eldritch Blast that shoots out of their mouth as an example
April 30, 2025 at 7:31 PM
So @julianrossi.bsky.social and I were discussing Godzilla and we decided there should be a Warlock path in 5e called Pact of the Kaiju. You pick a specific kaiju and draw upon its power. So a Godzilla Kaiju Warlock has an Eldritch Blast that shoots out of their mouth as an example
When Revenge of the Sith came out. I remember liking it and most fans of Star Wars I talked to acting like it caused leprosy.
Now I see people talking about how Revenge of the Sith is great and it proves that Disney’s Star Wars sucks.
Fandom gives me whiplash
Now I see people talking about how Revenge of the Sith is great and it proves that Disney’s Star Wars sucks.
Fandom gives me whiplash
April 29, 2025 at 7:05 PM
When Revenge of the Sith came out. I remember liking it and most fans of Star Wars I talked to acting like it caused leprosy.
Now I see people talking about how Revenge of the Sith is great and it proves that Disney’s Star Wars sucks.
Fandom gives me whiplash
Now I see people talking about how Revenge of the Sith is great and it proves that Disney’s Star Wars sucks.
Fandom gives me whiplash
Being an ex-American living in Canada, a citizen of Canada no less, it's like being a German who fled in 1930 except that the Nazis are even more greedy and moronic this time around.
April 29, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Being an ex-American living in Canada, a citizen of Canada no less, it's like being a German who fled in 1930 except that the Nazis are even more greedy and moronic this time around.
It's kind of heartbreaking to realize I was/am so closeted that I had to write three novels with a trans kid in them before it dawned on me that I wasn't as cis as I thought.
April 16, 2025 at 9:04 PM
It's kind of heartbreaking to realize I was/am so closeted that I had to write three novels with a trans kid in them before it dawned on me that I wasn't as cis as I thought.
Women: I want to die peacefully in my bed.
Men: I want to make sweeping generalizations about women for no fucking reason and start a fight about how they way they want to die isn't cool enough for me.
Men: I want to make sweeping generalizations about women for no fucking reason and start a fight about how they way they want to die isn't cool enough for me.
April 16, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Women: I want to die peacefully in my bed.
Men: I want to make sweeping generalizations about women for no fucking reason and start a fight about how they way they want to die isn't cool enough for me.
Men: I want to make sweeping generalizations about women for no fucking reason and start a fight about how they way they want to die isn't cool enough for me.
Also, considering that most of the people who hire are men, it’s likely not gonna be good for the woman if she did get the job because she’s a woman because he’s certainly not hiring her for her unique perspective and life experience.
I feel like if "just being a woman" could actually get you a job there would be a lot more of us in the industry 😅
April 15, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Also, considering that most of the people who hire are men, it’s likely not gonna be good for the woman if she did get the job because she’s a woman because he’s certainly not hiring her for her unique perspective and life experience.
It’s really exhausting to see everything that makes up my personality described as a symptom of a disorder
“You’re too emotional.
It’s not normal.”
I’m so tired of hearing it. Honestly, sometimes I think the problem isn’t me. It’s all the people who just don’t seem to feel anything.
“You’re too emotional.
It’s not normal.”
I’m so tired of hearing it. Honestly, sometimes I think the problem isn’t me. It’s all the people who just don’t seem to feel anything.
April 13, 2025 at 8:23 AM
It’s really exhausting to see everything that makes up my personality described as a symptom of a disorder
“You’re too emotional.
It’s not normal.”
I’m so tired of hearing it. Honestly, sometimes I think the problem isn’t me. It’s all the people who just don’t seem to feel anything.
“You’re too emotional.
It’s not normal.”
I’m so tired of hearing it. Honestly, sometimes I think the problem isn’t me. It’s all the people who just don’t seem to feel anything.
I have spent the past week, coughing up, horrible green shit and now at least it’s finally starting to edge towards horrible white shit, which is apparently better for me
April 3, 2025 at 10:40 PM
I have spent the past week, coughing up, horrible green shit and now at least it’s finally starting to edge towards horrible white shit, which is apparently better for me