Matt McClellan (Pretty Inactive, but Reading!)
@matthewmcclellan.bsky.social
Voted Bluesky’s Worst Follow, 2023-Present
Keeper of far too many tomes. Loves a good stroll through the graveyard. Probably could be spooky, if he tried. (I won’t)
Keeper of far too many tomes. Loves a good stroll through the graveyard. Probably could be spooky, if he tried. (I won’t)
Honestly the best decision of the month has been getting the tea advent calendar. Lots of good flavors so far.
November 20, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Honestly the best decision of the month has been getting the tea advent calendar. Lots of good flavors so far.
I may not be the best baker, but I am proud of my little victories- like this Pumpkin Crumble.
November 20, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I may not be the best baker, but I am proud of my little victories- like this Pumpkin Crumble.
The real question:
In my absence, has the phenomena known as “PlaqueMaxxing” taken over this app as it has others?
(This is very important to me because it gave me the disguise of being cool for a brief moment)
In my absence, has the phenomena known as “PlaqueMaxxing” taken over this app as it has others?
(This is very important to me because it gave me the disguise of being cool for a brief moment)
November 20, 2025 at 1:15 PM
The real question:
In my absence, has the phenomena known as “PlaqueMaxxing” taken over this app as it has others?
(This is very important to me because it gave me the disguise of being cool for a brief moment)
In my absence, has the phenomena known as “PlaqueMaxxing” taken over this app as it has others?
(This is very important to me because it gave me the disguise of being cool for a brief moment)
Hey! Long time no see. Just popping in to let everyone know I’m still buying and reading far too many books, drinking ginger ale, and doing whatever it is you remember me doing here.
Also, the Holiday Creamy Vanilla Coke is just Vanilla Coke with extra steps, but that’s ok in my book!
Also, the Holiday Creamy Vanilla Coke is just Vanilla Coke with extra steps, but that’s ok in my book!
November 20, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Hey! Long time no see. Just popping in to let everyone know I’m still buying and reading far too many books, drinking ginger ale, and doing whatever it is you remember me doing here.
Also, the Holiday Creamy Vanilla Coke is just Vanilla Coke with extra steps, but that’s ok in my book!
Also, the Holiday Creamy Vanilla Coke is just Vanilla Coke with extra steps, but that’s ok in my book!
I am going on a hiatus for a little bit (probably longer) but I wanted everyone to know I’ve done well with most of these.
Except the books.
I rearranged my whole bedroom to fit more shelves because I cannot help myself.
That being said, see you all later! If you need to contact me, send a DM!
Except the books.
I rearranged my whole bedroom to fit more shelves because I cannot help myself.
That being said, see you all later! If you need to contact me, send a DM!
June 21, 2025 at 6:10 PM
I am going on a hiatus for a little bit (probably longer) but I wanted everyone to know I’ve done well with most of these.
Except the books.
I rearranged my whole bedroom to fit more shelves because I cannot help myself.
That being said, see you all later! If you need to contact me, send a DM!
Except the books.
I rearranged my whole bedroom to fit more shelves because I cannot help myself.
That being said, see you all later! If you need to contact me, send a DM!
*Youth Pastor Voice*
The ONLY severance you need is knowing Jesus Christ severed you from sinful nature.
The ONLY severance you need is knowing Jesus Christ severed you from sinful nature.
March 21, 2025 at 9:00 PM
*Youth Pastor Voice*
The ONLY severance you need is knowing Jesus Christ severed you from sinful nature.
The ONLY severance you need is knowing Jesus Christ severed you from sinful nature.
*Youth Pastor Voice*
“Mickey 17?
No.
The real blockbuster is JOHN 3:16.”
“Mickey 17?
No.
The real blockbuster is JOHN 3:16.”
March 8, 2025 at 4:03 PM
*Youth Pastor Voice*
“Mickey 17?
No.
The real blockbuster is JOHN 3:16.”
“Mickey 17?
No.
The real blockbuster is JOHN 3:16.”
Perhaps the most controversial thing I’ll post this year:
1. Blackberry Dr. Pepper
2. Wild Cherry & Cream Pepsi
3. Coca-Cola Orange Cream
1. Blackberry Dr. Pepper
2. Wild Cherry & Cream Pepsi
3. Coca-Cola Orange Cream
February 23, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Perhaps the most controversial thing I’ll post this year:
1. Blackberry Dr. Pepper
2. Wild Cherry & Cream Pepsi
3. Coca-Cola Orange Cream
1. Blackberry Dr. Pepper
2. Wild Cherry & Cream Pepsi
3. Coca-Cola Orange Cream
I just hope both teams….
Nah, I just hope Kendrick Lamar has fun.
Nah, I just hope Kendrick Lamar has fun.
February 9, 2025 at 11:09 PM
I just hope both teams….
Nah, I just hope Kendrick Lamar has fun.
Nah, I just hope Kendrick Lamar has fun.
I’m starting to believe that Super Bowl Sunday is more of a holiday than the Fourth of July is….
February 9, 2025 at 1:38 PM
I’m starting to believe that Super Bowl Sunday is more of a holiday than the Fourth of July is….
Face Card?
Facebook?
I think it’s time to face the music.
Facebook?
I think it’s time to face the music.
February 5, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Face Card?
Facebook?
I think it’s time to face the music.
Facebook?
I think it’s time to face the music.
Saw a clip of that Benson Boone fellow performing at the Grammys and all I can think is:
“Welcome back, Ravishing Rick Rude”
“Welcome back, Ravishing Rick Rude”
February 3, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Saw a clip of that Benson Boone fellow performing at the Grammys and all I can think is:
“Welcome back, Ravishing Rick Rude”
“Welcome back, Ravishing Rick Rude”
Fun fact: When “Not Like Us” first came out, I thought one of the lines was “Willem Dafoe him” and I thought Mr. Dafoe wasn’t gonna like that.
February 3, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Fun fact: When “Not Like Us” first came out, I thought one of the lines was “Willem Dafoe him” and I thought Mr. Dafoe wasn’t gonna like that.
Taking my mind off things by brainstorming about my next great vacation.
February 2, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Taking my mind off things by brainstorming about my next great vacation.
The existence of Godzilla, and the fact he has a son, could very well mean there’s a “SpiritZilla” to complete the trinity.
February 2, 2025 at 3:47 PM
The existence of Godzilla, and the fact he has a son, could very well mean there’s a “SpiritZilla” to complete the trinity.
I have to admit, that RedNote is a fun little app.
February 1, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I have to admit, that RedNote is a fun little app.
Trying out a certain Red App. Shockingly, it’s as nice as people made it sound.
January 27, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Trying out a certain Red App. Shockingly, it’s as nice as people made it sound.
I regret to inform you that I have fallen down the Outdoor Boys YouTube Channel rabbit hole.
January 24, 2025 at 11:00 PM
I regret to inform you that I have fallen down the Outdoor Boys YouTube Channel rabbit hole.
Booktok? Booksky? Booktwt?
No, I want the BookIt! program back.
Give me that free personal pan pizza.
No, I want the BookIt! program back.
Give me that free personal pan pizza.
January 24, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Booktok? Booksky? Booktwt?
No, I want the BookIt! program back.
Give me that free personal pan pizza.
No, I want the BookIt! program back.
Give me that free personal pan pizza.
Would you like this as:
A regionally specific U.S. list?
A general U.S. list?
A globally regional list?
A global list?
A regionally specific U.S. list?
A general U.S. list?
A globally regional list?
A global list?
11. Who is the coolest person in history that no one has ever heard of?
January 24, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Would you like this as:
A regionally specific U.S. list?
A general U.S. list?
A globally regional list?
A global list?
A regionally specific U.S. list?
A general U.S. list?
A globally regional list?
A global list?
Normal people take good selfies.
When I take a selfie, it looks like the image that fades from color to black and white as a narrator reads “But there was a dark side” in a true crime documentary.
When I take a selfie, it looks like the image that fades from color to black and white as a narrator reads “But there was a dark side” in a true crime documentary.
January 22, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Normal people take good selfies.
When I take a selfie, it looks like the image that fades from color to black and white as a narrator reads “But there was a dark side” in a true crime documentary.
When I take a selfie, it looks like the image that fades from color to black and white as a narrator reads “But there was a dark side” in a true crime documentary.
Great, now Garth Hudson died? Now we have no more members of The Band left? This deal is getting worse all the time.
January 21, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Great, now Garth Hudson died? Now we have no more members of The Band left? This deal is getting worse all the time.
Part of the fun of living in this part of the country is getting to experience all forms of weather (sub-zero wind chills, 100 degree summer, tornadoes, snow, fall, humidity, basically everything expect hurricanes, and that happened ONCE) and still wonder why you’ve always got a little sniffle.
January 21, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Part of the fun of living in this part of the country is getting to experience all forms of weather (sub-zero wind chills, 100 degree summer, tornadoes, snow, fall, humidity, basically everything expect hurricanes, and that happened ONCE) and still wonder why you’ve always got a little sniffle.
I’ve become a big Ginger Ale guy lately.
I have nothing to add, I just wanted to share.
I have nothing to add, I just wanted to share.
January 15, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I’ve become a big Ginger Ale guy lately.
I have nothing to add, I just wanted to share.
I have nothing to add, I just wanted to share.
I made a vow that I, a kid who grew up sheltered, would never miss another trendy app again.
Now, I’m just tired of them all.
Now, I’m just tired of them all.
January 14, 2025 at 9:52 PM
I made a vow that I, a kid who grew up sheltered, would never miss another trendy app again.
Now, I’m just tired of them all.
Now, I’m just tired of them all.