Matthew Auchincloss
matthewauch.bsky.social
Matthew Auchincloss
@matthewauch.bsky.social
Sportswriter @theblockm | @inside_the_rink | @offsidenewsco. Formerly @roughdraftatlanta. they/them
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Sidney Crosby is doing Sidney Crosby things, Kyle Dubas is going international again, and the Pittsburgh Penguins chronically cannot stop winning games. They remember they're supposed to be tanking, right?

Read the latest on the #LetsGoPens from @matthewauch.bsky.social here: buff.ly/DQCwHCg
March 29, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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"This team knows how to win and they know how to crush your spirit to get there. God help anyone who gets in their way."

@matthewauch.bsky.social reflects on the dominance of #TimeToHunt against the Lightning in Round 1: buff.ly/wIamQIK
May 5, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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"No, actually. Panthers, look at me. What in the name of all that is dear and holy do you call that?"

@matthewauch.bsky.social looks back at #TimetoHunt's no good, very bad, Game 1:
Panthers Prowl: All Foul, No Fight — Offside News
Panthers Look Bad Against Leafs in Game 1
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May 6, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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Early this season, I asked Sidney Crosby about the inevitable trade rumors that will involve him.

He laughed.

“I don’t worry that stuff. I’ve said I’m going to always be here. I just signed a new contract to be here. I’ve been very up front about it — I’m a Pittsburgh Penguin.”
January 25, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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Over the holidays, the #LetsGoPens :
- Won in overtime
- Won the P. O. Joseph trade by receiving... P. O. Joseph?
- Lost in overtime
- Terrorized the Flyers

So, about as expected. Catch up with @MadisonAuch.bsky.social and the Pens, here: https://buff.ly/40wjvWr
January 14, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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December 26, 2024 at 6:56 PM
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Some days they defend, and some days they don't. The Pittsburgh Penguins are last in the metro even if they've gotten better since October.

Catch up with @MadisonAuch.bsky.social and the #LetsGoPens here: https://buff.ly/41NDSj9
December 11, 2024 at 11:30 PM
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"The more defensively responsible the Penguins play, the more success they seem to have. Gee, wonder who could have predicted that?"

A #LetsGoPens recap just dropped, written by @MadisonAuch.bsky.social ! Read it here: https://buff.ly/4iI7zbg
December 19, 2024 at 5:00 PM
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an absolutely fantastic piece from @sydneykerr.bsky.social re the NHL and fashion
December 2, 2024 at 3:57 PM
Introducing the Kyle Dubas tracker! If you see Kyle Dubas in Pittsburgh or another city, let me know so we can keep it updated. Thanks as always to @mmirandyy.bsky.social for editing this so it is funnier than it has any right to be.
December 3, 2024 at 6:23 PM
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The Pittsburgh Penguins are not having a good time. Blown leads and scoring issues are just the beginning.

Catch up with the #LetsGoPens in @madisonauch.bsky.social latest article here:
The Pittsburgh Penguins are Grasping at Straws — Offside News
It didn’t get better this week. Kyle Dubas is MIA and our Goalie is as defensive as chicken wire. Help us.
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November 23, 2024 at 11:10 PM
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"When your week begins with conceding six goals in the first period to a struggling Dallas Stars team, you think it’s going to get better. It has to, right?"

Catch up on your #LetsGoPens action (or lack thereof) with
@madisonauch.bsky.social, here: tinyurl.com/56rm438b
November 16, 2024 at 11:35 PM
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DYK we have a merch store 👀 We’ve got a Pride Collection, a Chappell Roan Collection, and so much more! All profits from merch sales will go right back into keeping Offside News alive and providing you with the most fun, unique, and accessible hockey news that we can. https://buff.ly/4epU64l
November 14, 2024 at 6:00 PM
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Offside News is satirical blog discussing all things hockey, from the serious to the deeply unserious. As a queer-run hockey news website, our mission is to promote emerging, diverse voices in sports journalism and celebrate the game we all hate to love and love to hate.
November 13, 2024 at 10:19 PM
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Welcome to Offside News! Bluesky is the latest social media outlet in our franchise expansion efforts. Hopefully Gary Bettman won't make us pay the fee, or invite Macklemore to the expansion draft again, for some ungodly reason.
November 13, 2024 at 10:17 PM