Matt from Queens 🌱
@mattfromqueens.bsky.social
📍Astoria, NY
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Free Palestine 🇵🇸
A reply guy when 🍃
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My bf is out with friends and didn’t answer my stoned-in-bed FaceTime so I sent him a selfie wearing my night guard, smiling like a doof, and he’s gonna roll his eyes hard but he’ll love it bc honestly I’m adorable sometimes
December 3, 2025 at 3:49 AM
My bf is out with friends and didn’t answer my stoned-in-bed FaceTime so I sent him a selfie wearing my night guard, smiling like a doof, and he’s gonna roll his eyes hard but he’ll love it bc honestly I’m adorable sometimes
I remember wanting this shampoo so badly in the 90s. Can you even imagine a kid today wanting shampoo? No tears! The impact!
December 3, 2025 at 2:23 AM
I remember wanting this shampoo so badly in the 90s. Can you even imagine a kid today wanting shampoo? No tears! The impact!
Let’s start an over 30 selfie thread ✨
39 🙃
39 🙃
November 29, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Let’s start an over 30 selfie thread ✨
39 🙃
39 🙃
Can I tell you something? I’ve been conditioning my mustache in the shower lately and I love it
November 28, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Can I tell you something? I’ve been conditioning my mustache in the shower lately and I love it
My belly is shaped like a turkey, and we both know I may be st*ned, but you also know exactly what I meant
November 28, 2025 at 7:21 AM
My belly is shaped like a turkey, and we both know I may be st*ned, but you also know exactly what I meant
Put a **** in me, I’m done
November 27, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Put a **** in me, I’m done
Wait WHY is Little Jenny Humphrey singing at the parade oh noooo
November 27, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Wait WHY is Little Jenny Humphrey singing at the parade oh noooo
Not me *sobbing* during the performance of Golden on the Macys Thanksgiving Parade. I can’t explain the chokehold this song has on me!
November 27, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Not me *sobbing* during the performance of Golden on the Macys Thanksgiving Parade. I can’t explain the chokehold this song has on me!
I’m frustrated af and just let out a primal scream and OH MY GOD THAT FELT GOOD
November 25, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I’m frustrated af and just let out a primal scream and OH MY GOD THAT FELT GOOD
Sliced my tongue licking the cream cheese off the foil lid from the container, which is what I get for being a fatty
November 25, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Sliced my tongue licking the cream cheese off the foil lid from the container, which is what I get for being a fatty
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You are loved. And we're thankful you're here!
Screenshot this and keep it handy for the holidays--
someone you love may need a little extra love this time of year.
Screenshot this and keep it handy for the holidays--
someone you love may need a little extra love this time of year.
November 25, 2025 at 3:42 PM
You are loved. And we're thankful you're here!
Screenshot this and keep it handy for the holidays--
someone you love may need a little extra love this time of year.
Screenshot this and keep it handy for the holidays--
someone you love may need a little extra love this time of year.
I’m the kinda drunk-on-a-Monday that only a diet coke can cure
November 25, 2025 at 5:26 AM
I’m the kinda drunk-on-a-Monday that only a diet coke can cure
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Every machine in a Hospital that diagnoses your body without cutting you open is based on a principle of Physics, discovered by a Physicist who had no interest in Medicine.
If you think the world doesn’t need Basic Science, or that somehow Science has failed you, think again.
#sciencematters
If you think the world doesn’t need Basic Science, or that somehow Science has failed you, think again.
#sciencematters
November 25, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Every machine in a Hospital that diagnoses your body without cutting you open is based on a principle of Physics, discovered by a Physicist who had no interest in Medicine.
If you think the world doesn’t need Basic Science, or that somehow Science has failed you, think again.
#sciencematters
If you think the world doesn’t need Basic Science, or that somehow Science has failed you, think again.
#sciencematters
Perfectly timed my eddie to hit as I walk to the drag bar listening to demi
a cartoon character says according to my calculations while holding a box
ALT: a cartoon character says according to my calculations while holding a box
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Perfectly timed my eddie to hit as I walk to the drag bar listening to demi
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He’s babbling about death penalties and ‘seditious behavior’ because six Democrats told the military NOT to obey ILLEGAL ORDERS—and then he swears he’s ‘not threatening’ anyone. Give me a BREAK. This is authoritarian madness dressed up as tough talk. He’s the one terrified of the law, and it shows.
November 21, 2025 at 7:01 PM
He’s babbling about death penalties and ‘seditious behavior’ because six Democrats told the military NOT to obey ILLEGAL ORDERS—and then he swears he’s ‘not threatening’ anyone. Give me a BREAK. This is authoritarian madness dressed up as tough talk. He’s the one terrified of the law, and it shows.
I know I’m bad at whispering when I walk by a hot guy and (not so) softly whimper, damn daddy 🥺
November 21, 2025 at 6:50 PM
I know I’m bad at whispering when I walk by a hot guy and (not so) softly whimper, damn daddy 🥺
Isn’t it amazing that, even in your mid-to-late 30s (🙃), taking an eddie gives you a bounce in your step is if you had the knee cartilage of a 20 year-old?
November 21, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Isn’t it amazing that, even in your mid-to-late 30s (🙃), taking an eddie gives you a bounce in your step is if you had the knee cartilage of a 20 year-old?
I HIGHLY recommend hitting a jay and watching smallville bc this cheap ass doomsday has me living
November 21, 2025 at 3:30 AM
I HIGHLY recommend hitting a jay and watching smallville bc this cheap ass doomsday has me living
I’m sitting at my desk holding back tears. My mind has felt incredibly fractured this week and it’s just so exhausting. Like, is it time to be medicated?
November 19, 2025 at 3:38 PM
I’m sitting at my desk holding back tears. My mind has felt incredibly fractured this week and it’s just so exhausting. Like, is it time to be medicated?
Today’s been such a day. Cum tuck in me. I mean tuck me in.
November 19, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Today’s been such a day. Cum tuck in me. I mean tuck me in.
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The way I need railroad daddy to run a train on me soooooooo bad 🥵🥵🥵
November 18, 2025 at 3:28 PM
The way I need railroad daddy to run a train on me soooooooo bad 🥵🥵🥵
Ya know what, today was hard on my mind, and I think I staved off an anxiety attack twice. I’m going to be gentle on myself for eating half a large pizza + an order of garlic knots 🫥
November 19, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Ya know what, today was hard on my mind, and I think I staved off an anxiety attack twice. I’m going to be gentle on myself for eating half a large pizza + an order of garlic knots 🫥
The anxiety rollercoaster I’ve been on today is really something. Can everybody get their shit together so I can regulate myself? Thnx
November 18, 2025 at 8:36 PM
The anxiety rollercoaster I’ve been on today is really something. Can everybody get their shit together so I can regulate myself? Thnx
Can’t wait to take my baby to see this goddess 😍
November 18, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Can’t wait to take my baby to see this goddess 😍