Matthew Farris 🏳️🌈
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Opinionated fan of British telly fan. I only follow soap opera fan accounts here.
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Why is Teddy tampering with a crime scene to make himself look guilty when he could just as easily get rid of the weapon and make Harry look innocent? London police aren't going to be bothered by a dead drug dealer. #EastEnders
November 11, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Why is Teddy tampering with a crime scene to make himself look guilty when he could just as easily get rid of the weapon and make Harry look innocent? London police aren't going to be bothered by a dead drug dealer. #EastEnders
Harry going to prison for stabbing the drug dealer who held him captive makes about as much sense as Nigel going to prison. #EastEnders
November 11, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Harry going to prison for stabbing the drug dealer who held him captive makes about as much sense as Nigel going to prison. #EastEnders
Nicola, who kept Barney's paternity a secret for 15 years, is now outing her latest baby daddy for some reason. This needs explaining. #EastEnders
November 11, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Nicola, who kept Barney's paternity a secret for 15 years, is now outing her latest baby daddy for some reason. This needs explaining. #EastEnders
Credit where credit is due, Okie's death scene was great. The problem wasn't the actor, it was the story that needed getting rid of. #EastEnders
November 11, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Credit where credit is due, Okie's death scene was great. The problem wasn't the actor, it was the story that needed getting rid of. #EastEnders
Chelsea, when we see her, is usually getting yelled at about something. #EastEnders
November 11, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Chelsea, when we see her, is usually getting yelled at about something. #EastEnders
These scenes in Kojo's flat would be a lot more exciting if I could see what was happening. #EastEnders
November 11, 2025 at 11:02 PM
These scenes in Kojo's flat would be a lot more exciting if I could see what was happening. #EastEnders
It's hard to understand what the point of making Zack Barney's dad was when Manookian and Bridgeman have such great chemistry. #EastEnders
November 11, 2025 at 10:57 PM
It's hard to understand what the point of making Zack Barney's dad was when Manookian and Bridgeman have such great chemistry. #EastEnders
Kojo, a vulnerable person, is a key witness in a big drugs case and is wandering around by himself. 🫤 #EastEnders
November 11, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Kojo, a vulnerable person, is a key witness in a big drugs case and is wandering around by himself. 🫤 #EastEnders
I've got a whole story in my head related to this that would bring danger and fresh DNA to Salem, without a single back from the dead character. #Days
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Why 'Days of Our Lives' star Deidre Hall was asked to confront fans picketing studio over serial killer
'Days of Our Lives' fans thought Deidre Hall's character Marlena was killed by the Salem Strangler in 1982. She had to address the picketers.
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November 11, 2025 at 3:23 PM
I've got a whole story in my head related to this that would bring danger and fresh DNA to Salem, without a single back from the dead character. #Days
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The feds raided the flat but also didn't take anything and left it unguarded. #EastEnders
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November 10, 2025 at 11:04 PM
The feds raided the flat but also didn't take anything and left it unguarded. #EastEnders
SKL is divine as Priya, but the Priya I know would be throwing stuff and shouting the house down. #EastEnders
November 10, 2025 at 10:53 PM
SKL is divine as Priya, but the Priya I know would be throwing stuff and shouting the house down. #EastEnders
Unpopular opinion: the more I see them together, the more on-board I am for a post-Nigel Phil and Julie pairing. #EastEnders
November 10, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Unpopular opinion: the more I see them together, the more on-board I am for a post-Nigel Phil and Julie pairing. #EastEnders
Lots of dead air in this episode, but Shelaine is bouncing off the walls. Is this going to mean anything? #EastEnders
November 10, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Lots of dead air in this episode, but Shelaine is bouncing off the walls. Is this going to mean anything? #EastEnders
Will's 18th birthday would probably be more interesting than the case of Nigel's missing tie, but what do I know. #EastEnders
November 10, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Will's 18th birthday would probably be more interesting than the case of Nigel's missing tie, but what do I know. #EastEnders
Wait wait wait. Harry was roaming the Square looking fine on Thursday and now he's looking like death. #EastEnders
November 10, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Wait wait wait. Harry was roaming the Square looking fine on Thursday and now he's looking like death. #EastEnders
Why is Jack shouting the details of Ravi's undercover mission in the middle of the square? #EastEnders
November 10, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Why is Jack shouting the details of Ravi's undercover mission in the middle of the square? #EastEnders
Shelaine is quite... chipper today. #EastEnders
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November 10, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Shelaine is quite... chipper today. #EastEnders
In other words, a US soap Christmas episode. Desperately want this to be wrong. #EastEnders
November 10, 2025 at 4:32 PM
In other words, a US soap Christmas episode. Desperately want this to be wrong. #EastEnders
I knew an incest-adjacent kiss was coming. #EastEnders
November 10, 2025 at 12:19 PM
I knew an incest-adjacent kiss was coming. #EastEnders
Greetings from south Florida. Lots of bigguns out today.
November 8, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Greetings from south Florida. Lots of bigguns out today.
Diane Parish on next week's episode of Drag Race UK! We'll probably see more of her than we've seen on #EastEnders lately.
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November 8, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Diane Parish on next week's episode of Drag Race UK! We'll probably see more of her than we've seen on #EastEnders lately.
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