Matthew Farris 🏳️🌈
@mattfarris.bsky.social
Opinionated fan of British telly fan. I only follow soap opera fan accounts here.
Next week's spoilers are... not exciting. #EastEnders
November 12, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Next week's spoilers are... not exciting. #EastEnders
Nicola, who kept Barney's paternity a secret for 15 years, is now outing her latest baby daddy for some reason. This needs explaining. #EastEnders
November 11, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Nicola, who kept Barney's paternity a secret for 15 years, is now outing her latest baby daddy for some reason. This needs explaining. #EastEnders
Credit where credit is due, Okie's death scene was great. The problem wasn't the actor, it was the story that needed getting rid of. #EastEnders
November 11, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Credit where credit is due, Okie's death scene was great. The problem wasn't the actor, it was the story that needed getting rid of. #EastEnders
These scenes in Kojo's flat would be a lot more exciting if I could see what was happening. #EastEnders
November 11, 2025 at 11:02 PM
These scenes in Kojo's flat would be a lot more exciting if I could see what was happening. #EastEnders
Billy and Honey's son. Should be part of the teen scene.
November 11, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Billy and Honey's son. Should be part of the teen scene.
Lots of dead air in this episode, but Shelaine is bouncing off the walls. Is this going to mean anything? #EastEnders
November 10, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Lots of dead air in this episode, but Shelaine is bouncing off the walls. Is this going to mean anything? #EastEnders
In other words, a US soap Christmas episode. Desperately want this to be wrong. #EastEnders
November 10, 2025 at 4:32 PM
In other words, a US soap Christmas episode. Desperately want this to be wrong. #EastEnders
I knew an incest-adjacent kiss was coming. #EastEnders
November 10, 2025 at 12:19 PM
I knew an incest-adjacent kiss was coming. #EastEnders
Greetings from south Florida. Lots of bigguns out today.
November 8, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Greetings from south Florida. Lots of bigguns out today.
Diane Parish on next week's episode of Drag Race UK! We'll probably see more of her than we've seen on #EastEnders lately.
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November 8, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Diane Parish on next week's episode of Drag Race UK! We'll probably see more of her than we've seen on #EastEnders lately.
www.bbc.co.uk/mediacentre/...
www.bbc.co.uk/mediacentre/...
Nicola's not on the pill? Come on. #EastEnders
November 7, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Nicola's not on the pill? Come on. #EastEnders
Another powerhouse actor will be off screen for a while. 🫤 #EastEnders
November 7, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Another powerhouse actor will be off screen for a while. 🫤 #EastEnders
I liked Priya more when she was a chaotic mess, trying and failing to do the right thing. She's ordinary now. #EastEnders
November 6, 2025 at 11:50 PM
I liked Priya more when she was a chaotic mess, trying and failing to do the right thing. She's ordinary now. #EastEnders
How could have predicted that resting an entire criminal organization on Kojo's shoulders would turn out so bad? Please let this be the end of it. #EastEnders
November 6, 2025 at 12:37 AM
How could have predicted that resting an entire criminal organization on Kojo's shoulders would turn out so bad? Please let this be the end of it. #EastEnders
Ugh, that was a bad one. But hopefully the end of that pointless story. #EastEnders
November 5, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Ugh, that was a bad one. But hopefully the end of that pointless story. #EastEnders
Remember when the doctor told George if he got hit in the head again, it might kill him? Would have been a good plot point in this end (please gawd please) of the drugz story. #EastEnders
November 5, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Remember when the doctor told George if he got hit in the head again, it might kill him? Would have been a good plot point in this end (please gawd please) of the drugz story. #EastEnders
New plotline falls from sky. #EastEnders
November 4, 2025 at 11:58 PM
New plotline falls from sky. #EastEnders
I see people saying there's a rumor Teddy Mitchell is out, but I don't see any source. #EastEnders
November 4, 2025 at 1:14 PM
I see people saying there's a rumor Teddy Mitchell is out, but I don't see any source. #EastEnders
That was a really awful episode. Terrible pacing and the directing was below basic. Zoe is dragging this show down.
#EastEnders
#EastEnders
November 3, 2025 at 11:13 PM
That was a really awful episode. Terrible pacing and the directing was below basic. Zoe is dragging this show down.
#EastEnders
#EastEnders
November 3, 2025 at 11:01 PM
