Matt Dube
mattdube.bsky.social
Matt Dube
@mattdube.bsky.social
Through the trapdoor.
OMG I was just standing in front of the mirror enjoying a song and found myself doing what was unmistakably the Trump dance!
October 28, 2025 at 12:52 PM
One weird fact about the KC Inn: the TV in the lobby only plays episodes of The Goldbergs.
October 5, 2025 at 2:56 PM
If you came here looking for more Worcester content, god help you. But also I have an unpublished short manuscript of weird Worcester fictions, and some parts of that have been published online. If you're interested, DM me and I'll send you links.
September 25, 2025 at 2:23 PM
I'd read 5000 words on the continued presence of reggae (to be far, almost exclusively Bob Marley) in alternative rock radio from the 80s to today. Is it the ska of it all?
September 14, 2025 at 12:50 AM
What if I told you RFK is going to make single-serve cups of cream cheese smaller? Where is your god now?
August 30, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Everything you're talking about is really interesting, but what I want to know is what does Patterson Hood think about this Buford Pusser news...
August 30, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Everything you've heard about Godzilla's Monsterpiece Theater's greatness is true. But let me say here that the color work is amazing, like what Gary Panter would have used on Jimbo if he decided it needed color.
August 24, 2025 at 5:50 PM
My dude, the only thing mellow about you is your mushroom.
August 24, 2025 at 5:48 PM
My dude, the only thing open about you is your carwash.
August 24, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I think Timothy Olyphant knows he looks like a puppet from Thunderbirds and his performance is a way of asking for help.
August 20, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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I wish all transphobes, including JKR, a very fix your hearts or die.

Reinstate Jessie Gender, @bsky.app.
August 16, 2025 at 4:06 PM
You might not believe it, but reports indicate the McDonalds in Caseyville is the most magical place on earth. Allegedly.
July 19, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Just to add my little voice to the chorus: Newsom can miss me with that. He's said too much already, esp about trans rights, for me to support him.
July 16, 2025 at 12:19 AM
The amount of effort and $$$ that went into making the Gohr dialect in Andor season 2 Saya so much. when you know what it says, would you tell me?
July 9, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Can you imagine the conversation when Mattress Firm reached out to Lionel Ritchie about using "All Night Long" in a commercial?
July 8, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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just now realizing that dumb is a palindrome
July 6, 2025 at 11:31 PM
It turns out that in the video for Pyromania, Joe Eliot is simultaneously too young and too old for the shenanigans he's required to get up to.
July 7, 2025 at 1:39 AM
The great cycle is complete: I just donated to Goodwill bags of shirts I bought at Goodwill.
July 5, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Standing in my backya4d, it smells like my neighbor is grilling a ball of weed.
July 4, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Spending my birthday morning doing what I love, reformatting a quiz so I can convert it to a .csv.
July 3, 2025 at 12:14 PM
I am laughing to myself thinking there's a changing locks merit badge, but if there is one, I've earned it today.
June 23, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Every Sunday is Father's Day at Home Depot TM.
June 22, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Working to clean out my father-in-law's house for sale, and one thing I did not expect to find was a partially inflated raft.
June 22, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Today I drove past Hamrick Rd, so named to commemorate one of the less notable Rick and Morty adventures.
June 21, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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RT if you ever bought Vintage Contemporary paperbacks just because they looked so cool
June 18, 2025 at 9:38 PM