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Matt Bruce
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Jenna's side. Jenna's side. I'm not hearing it, Liz.

He/him. Seattle. Curated shitposting. Design Engineering Lead.
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None of my to-do list items include scrolling the feed but I am nonetheless finding it difficult to ignore Events.
January 8, 2026 at 8:51 PM
December 29, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Okay, it’s 2am, the cinnamon buns are formed and cold proofing, the dry and wet ingredients for the dinner rolls and peanut butter blossoms are staged and I have timers for when everything needs to come out of the fridge to room temp.

Now I will diminish and go into West and remain Galadriel.
December 25, 2025 at 6:59 AM
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As we mourn Rob Reiner, don’t skip this: he was, pretty much, personally responsible for overturning California’s Prop 8 banning same sex marriage.

www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/bus...
How Rob Reiner became anti-Prop. 8 kingpin
Rob Reiner reflects on the critical role he played in getting California's gay marriage ban overturned.
www.hollywoodreporter.com
December 15, 2025 at 1:37 PM
It was an artifact of early the streaming partnership between Netflix and Microsoft when we first went streaming. Unfortunately, it was only used by like 1-3% of users, so they cut the feature. I proposed a Netflix/Twitch crossover concept in 2017 and was told no and to stay in my lane.
December 15, 2025 at 9:54 PM
“And Caroline wears garbage she finds on the street!”
November 20, 2025 at 4:32 PM
I don’t care! I don’t care! I don’t care! She hung out with Milo in group chats, stop giving trash people oxygen.
November 18, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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Chrono Cross: The Radical Dreamers Edition is $7.99 on US eShop buff.ly/Bg2qgN1
US PSN buff.ly/pjQijej

Switch physical import $43 US Dollars at VGP buff.ly/dvWxvng
November 17, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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November 9, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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Dick Cheney died
November 4, 2025 at 12:25 PM
I know I’ve been out of NY for a long time; just know I’m hoping with you for that last minute surge that turns this into a cakewalk for us; Seattle voters do this on the reg, so I’m vibing for that energy.
October 27, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Boomers and Gen X vote early versus more liberal/leftist ideologies who wait til the last minute, though, right?
October 27, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Mike, I’m so sorry. It was very clear she knew how much you loved her.
October 27, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Like he’s never seen Inglorious Basterds and asked, “hey why is my tattoo is on Christopher Walz hat?”
October 24, 2025 at 5:12 AM
AZ’s Floette is effectively an ICBM if that’s anything.
October 18, 2025 at 7:37 PM
And on top of all of that, we’ve also got what are effectively both Pokemon ghettos and nightly areas of the city that turn into The Purge, and within minutes of arriving to this new city, you’re forced into both a gang and a contractor for the police state, the game’s truly unhinged.
October 18, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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The Ozempic epidemic has hit the Hiker training class in Kalos.
October 16, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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October 13, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Popular accounts asking what aura farming is, is aura farming, and they know it.
October 13, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Happy bday babe 🥰🥰🥰
October 13, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Darby and Alexis performed at my wedding last night and I got to sing a duet with them.
October 6, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Weapons failed bury your gays.
October 2, 2025 at 10:42 PM