Mathota
@mathota.bsky.social
A simple cultist making their way in the world
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Mathota
@mathota.bsky.social
· Nov 19
Wallowing in luxury (having a bath) while commanding my manservant (romba) to clean my estate (vacuum) while I sip my elixir (mtn dew code red) from my silver goblet (the silver goblet is real actually)
When i die, bury me in the magic resurrection box.
February 18, 2026 at 10:08 AM
When i die, bury me in the magic resurrection box.
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[receiving psychic damage]
February 16, 2026 at 7:40 PM
[receiving psychic damage]
Due to a proclivity for bad choices, the maximum lifespan of Goblins has never been observed.
February 16, 2026 at 8:33 PM
Due to a proclivity for bad choices, the maximum lifespan of Goblins has never been observed.
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failed my fucking homonculus construction class again now ive gotta clean up my gore pile all by myself
Workspace is getting a bit out of hand, but I’ve been productive making all sorts of shit for my next graphic novel
February 15, 2026 at 6:05 AM
failed my fucking homonculus construction class again now ive gotta clean up my gore pile all by myself
"Rats Rats we are the Rats"
- Me to my Rat familiar and summoned Rat swarm after polymorphing into a Rat
- Me to my Rat familiar and summoned Rat swarm after polymorphing into a Rat
February 15, 2026 at 5:21 AM
"Rats Rats we are the Rats"
- Me to my Rat familiar and summoned Rat swarm after polymorphing into a Rat
- Me to my Rat familiar and summoned Rat swarm after polymorphing into a Rat
Nurturing my Nature so it grows up big and strong
February 14, 2026 at 12:44 AM
Nurturing my Nature so it grows up big and strong
My hatred turns decay, and my resentment blossoms flowers
February 13, 2026 at 6:51 AM
My hatred turns decay, and my resentment blossoms flowers
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donating plasma reminds you how you are a pint away from incapacitation at any moment
February 12, 2026 at 2:42 AM
donating plasma reminds you how you are a pint away from incapacitation at any moment
The first spell I teach combatants is counterspell.
The second is teleport.
My unit has a record Zero casualties and Zero victories.
For beurocratic reasons, we are all decorated veterans with comfortable pensions.
God I love Wizard Wars.
The second is teleport.
My unit has a record Zero casualties and Zero victories.
For beurocratic reasons, we are all decorated veterans with comfortable pensions.
God I love Wizard Wars.
February 9, 2026 at 7:23 AM
The first spell I teach combatants is counterspell.
The second is teleport.
My unit has a record Zero casualties and Zero victories.
For beurocratic reasons, we are all decorated veterans with comfortable pensions.
God I love Wizard Wars.
The second is teleport.
My unit has a record Zero casualties and Zero victories.
For beurocratic reasons, we are all decorated veterans with comfortable pensions.
God I love Wizard Wars.
Making a new spell called Magic Hitile that will always miss.
February 8, 2026 at 9:54 PM
Making a new spell called Magic Hitile that will always miss.
Dressing my apprentice up in silly little outfits so he knows I love him
February 8, 2026 at 10:35 AM
Dressing my apprentice up in silly little outfits so he knows I love him
When the Council said they would have me Dismembered for my transgressions, I thought they were like, going to take my membership card and kick me out. (Who cares right?)
I was apparently, very, very mistaken, and should have taken their threat a tad more seriously.
I was apparently, very, very mistaken, and should have taken their threat a tad more seriously.
February 8, 2026 at 2:27 AM
When the Council said they would have me Dismembered for my transgressions, I thought they were like, going to take my membership card and kick me out. (Who cares right?)
I was apparently, very, very mistaken, and should have taken their threat a tad more seriously.
I was apparently, very, very mistaken, and should have taken their threat a tad more seriously.
*hits Pesh*
"What if the Age of Lost Omens actually is the Golden Age Aroden was prophesied to bring about?"
#Pathfinder
"What if the Age of Lost Omens actually is the Golden Age Aroden was prophesied to bring about?"
#Pathfinder
February 6, 2026 at 12:56 AM
*hits Pesh*
"What if the Age of Lost Omens actually is the Golden Age Aroden was prophesied to bring about?"
#Pathfinder
"What if the Age of Lost Omens actually is the Golden Age Aroden was prophesied to bring about?"
#Pathfinder
I cast a spell
You counterspell
I counterspell your counterspell
You counterspell my counterspell
I counter your countercounterspell
You counter my countercounterspell
My spell is countered
We are both down three spells
Everyone's time has been wasted
You counterspell
I counterspell your counterspell
You counterspell my counterspell
I counter your countercounterspell
You counter my countercounterspell
My spell is countered
We are both down three spells
Everyone's time has been wasted
February 5, 2026 at 9:38 AM
I cast a spell
You counterspell
I counterspell your counterspell
You counterspell my counterspell
I counter your countercounterspell
You counter my countercounterspell
My spell is countered
We are both down three spells
Everyone's time has been wasted
You counterspell
I counterspell your counterspell
You counterspell my counterspell
I counter your countercounterspell
You counter my countercounterspell
My spell is countered
We are both down three spells
Everyone's time has been wasted
Dragon smut got me feeling like #fourthwing
February 5, 2026 at 4:51 AM
Dragon smut got me feeling like #fourthwing
You think once your old Circle moves away, at least you will still be able to commune in your dreams.
Then you realise you live in different timezones.
Then you realise you live in different timezones.
February 3, 2026 at 11:10 AM
You think once your old Circle moves away, at least you will still be able to commune in your dreams.
Then you realise you live in different timezones.
Then you realise you live in different timezones.
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have you heard about [frogs]? it's said that if you touch a [frog], it will [spit]! I've even heard that [frogs] that are [spit] on, may [spit] in turn. Hmm.... perhaps if you make a great number of [frogs] [spit] upon each other, a [treasure] will appear!
February 3, 2026 at 2:51 AM
have you heard about [frogs]? it's said that if you touch a [frog], it will [spit]! I've even heard that [frogs] that are [spit] on, may [spit] in turn. Hmm.... perhaps if you make a great number of [frogs] [spit] upon each other, a [treasure] will appear!
Cooking up a curse
Cooking up a curse
Will hardly make things better
But could hardly make them worse
Cooking up a curse
Will hardly make things better
But could hardly make them worse
February 3, 2026 at 8:34 AM
Cooking up a curse
Cooking up a curse
Will hardly make things better
But could hardly make them worse
Cooking up a curse
Will hardly make things better
But could hardly make them worse
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do NOT speak to me with derision. I have no space for your darkness in my world of sunshine and light
February 3, 2026 at 3:29 AM
do NOT speak to me with derision. I have no space for your darkness in my world of sunshine and light
Should Simulacrums have rights?
February 2, 2026 at 7:23 AM
Should Simulacrums have rights?
You call me tasteless but if the bloodloss says anything it's that I'm delicious
January 29, 2026 at 10:08 AM
You call me tasteless but if the bloodloss says anything it's that I'm delicious
"How do these Adventurers keep finding me?"
I say, atop my stone tower, encircled by glowing orbs, as I cast a fireball out the window at a passing pigeon.
I say, atop my stone tower, encircled by glowing orbs, as I cast a fireball out the window at a passing pigeon.
January 29, 2026 at 9:58 AM
"How do these Adventurers keep finding me?"
I say, atop my stone tower, encircled by glowing orbs, as I cast a fireball out the window at a passing pigeon.
I say, atop my stone tower, encircled by glowing orbs, as I cast a fireball out the window at a passing pigeon.
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I peared beyond the veil, and honestly base reality has much more going on than the boring cogs and leavers going on backstage.
January 27, 2026 at 10:07 AM
I peared beyond the veil, and honestly base reality has much more going on than the boring cogs and leavers going on backstage.