Clever Girl
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Just over here being sick of your sh$t, Chad. Bacon aficionado. Lawyer but not that kind of lawyer. Pro candy corn. Like most Gen X, read one too many Stephen King books as a kid.
I just turned on the air conditioner when it’s 45 degrees outside if anyone is wondering how perimenopause is going
November 9, 2025 at 2:44 AM
I just turned on the air conditioner when it’s 45 degrees outside if anyone is wondering how perimenopause is going
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PORTLAND: “The frogs are multiplying”
(#NotAWarZone Noem Matter what Kristi says)
(#NotAWarZone Noem Matter what Kristi says)
October 10, 2025 at 1:22 PM
PORTLAND: “The frogs are multiplying”
(#NotAWarZone Noem Matter what Kristi says)
(#NotAWarZone Noem Matter what Kristi says)
As a prosecutor, I gotta say that the Brian Kohberger plea deal is a good one. It spares the families the pain of a trial and the endless appeals. Good result.
July 1, 2025 at 12:33 AM
As a prosecutor, I gotta say that the Brian Kohberger plea deal is a good one. It spares the families the pain of a trial and the endless appeals. Good result.
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Likely, the United States Government won't go to war with Iran. It's too busy going to war with the United States.
June 18, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Likely, the United States Government won't go to war with Iran. It's too busy going to war with the United States.
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May 15, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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When shooting your dog in the face isn’t the worst thing you ever did.
Kristi Noem has been working with the producer of “Duck Dynasty” to pitch a reality TV show—titled “The American”—where immigrants will compete in a string of challenges across the country “for the honor of fast-tracking their way to U.S. citizenship,” according to a new report.
Noem Plots Reality Show Where Migrants Fight for Citizenship
A Homeland Security official told the Daily Beast that the show is in the early stages of vetting, though approval has not been given—or denied.
www.thedailybeast.com
May 16, 2025 at 12:50 AM
When shooting your dog in the face isn’t the worst thing you ever did.
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Here are the Top 5 Dogs of the week!
May 9, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Here are the Top 5 Dogs of the week!
Trump can still be pope if Mike Pence does the right thing.
May 8, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Trump can still be pope if Mike Pence does the right thing.
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TANK vs TESLA
"We've crushed fascism before and we'll crush it again"
- WW2 veteran Ken, 98, in the tank
"We've crushed fascism before and we'll crush it again"
- WW2 veteran Ken, 98, in the tank
May 7, 2025 at 4:46 PM
TANK vs TESLA
"We've crushed fascism before and we'll crush it again"
- WW2 veteran Ken, 98, in the tank
"We've crushed fascism before and we'll crush it again"
- WW2 veteran Ken, 98, in the tank
I want the new pope to pick the name Hilarious. It’s one viable option and how amazing would it be to have a Pope Hilarious?
May 8, 2025 at 4:36 PM
I want the new pope to pick the name Hilarious. It’s one viable option and how amazing would it be to have a Pope Hilarious?
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If you know, you know
April 21, 2025 at 8:19 AM
If you know, you know
But her emails…………
You cannot make this shit up. Sharing this jaw-dropping story with a gift link -- give it a read.
The Trump Administration Accidentally Texted Me Its War Plans
U.S. national-security leaders included me in a group chat about upcoming military strikes in Yemen. I didn’t think it could be real. Then the bombs started falling.
www.theatlantic.com
March 24, 2025 at 9:16 PM
But her emails…………
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March 24, 2025 at 11:50 AM
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Omg
March 20, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Omg
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In 18 holes, Dear Leader shot an impressive score of 32, an incredible 40 SHOTS UNDER PAR!
On hole 15, his driver broke, but he was undeterred, absolutely crushing a 400 yard drive with his putter and sinking the double eagle.
🙄
On hole 15, his driver broke, but he was undeterred, absolutely crushing a 400 yard drive with his putter and sinking the double eagle.
🙄
March 16, 2025 at 9:21 PM
In 18 holes, Dear Leader shot an impressive score of 32, an incredible 40 SHOTS UNDER PAR!
On hole 15, his driver broke, but he was undeterred, absolutely crushing a 400 yard drive with his putter and sinking the double eagle.
🙄
On hole 15, his driver broke, but he was undeterred, absolutely crushing a 400 yard drive with his putter and sinking the double eagle.
🙄
We have no leader as Dems and it shows.
March 15, 2025 at 12:56 AM
We have no leader as Dems and it shows.
Why does every single day’s news feel like the hyenas just took over Pride Rock?
March 9, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Why does every single day’s news feel like the hyenas just took over Pride Rock?
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Have y'all seen this?
Have y’all seen this?
YouTube video by The Lincoln Project
youtube.com
March 6, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Have y'all seen this?
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NEW: Senator Marshall (R-KS) RUNS AWAY, fleeing his own town hall after being asked about DOGE firing Veterans. MAKE HIM GO VIRAL.
March 1, 2025 at 6:21 PM
NEW: Senator Marshall (R-KS) RUNS AWAY, fleeing his own town hall after being asked about DOGE firing Veterans. MAKE HIM GO VIRAL.
Putting dishes away in an extra loud way so your husband knows he’s let you down is peak marriage skill level.
February 19, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Putting dishes away in an extra loud way so your husband knows he’s let you down is peak marriage skill level.
