Mat Baxt
@matbaxt.bsky.social
“I never thought of you as that short.”
I should probably get my ass in gear and start listening to more artists and songs that will really impress people when I share my Spotify Wrapped in a few months.
September 11, 2025 at 5:51 PM
I should probably get my ass in gear and start listening to more artists and songs that will really impress people when I share my Spotify Wrapped in a few months.
He's going to order flags flown at half mast, isn't he, brother?
July 24, 2025 at 4:00 PM
He's going to order flags flown at half mast, isn't he, brother?
Man oh man Neal Brennan’s Blocks podcast episode with Robert Smigel is just the best.
November 2, 2024 at 9:23 PM
Man oh man Neal Brennan’s Blocks podcast episode with Robert Smigel is just the best.
When Clyde packs it in, Monica McNutt gets the gig, right?
November 2, 2024 at 1:22 AM
When Clyde packs it in, Monica McNutt gets the gig, right?
Can someone please arrange for The Rizzler to introduce her at a rally so she can finally sew this thing up?
November 1, 2024 at 9:40 PM
Can someone please arrange for The Rizzler to introduce her at a rally so she can finally sew this thing up?
A Special Monologue for the Republican in Your Life
YouTube video by Jimmy Kimmel Live
youtu.be
October 30, 2024 at 6:56 PM
Is there anything in Project 2025 about taking away TikToks of two very fat French Bulldogs wearing gold chains and screaming in each others' faces?
October 30, 2024 at 5:12 PM
Is there anything in Project 2025 about taking away TikToks of two very fat French Bulldogs wearing gold chains and screaming in each others' faces?
My man will have his own Barstool podcast by the end of the week.
this jabroni needs to be banned from every mlb stadium. wtf
October 30, 2024 at 1:07 AM
My man will have his own Barstool podcast by the end of the week.
Anyone taking bets on a side-trip to Austin to sit down with Joe Rogan?
October 22, 2024 at 3:39 PM
Anyone taking bets on a side-trip to Austin to sit down with Joe Rogan?
That’s future Republican Senate candidate Antonio Brown to you, bub.
Antonio Brown spoke at the Trump rally in Latrobe, Pennsylvania, and as you'd expect it was a shitshow
October 19, 2024 at 10:02 PM
That’s future Republican Senate candidate Antonio Brown to you, bub.
As an lifelong Jets fan with enough sad fan cred to have accidentally stepped in Giants Stadium vomit during the Dennis Byrd game, I feel I've earned the right to remind people that this pud announced he was phasing himself out during the 2012 Butt Fumble season.
www.nfl.com/news/fireman...
www.nfl.com/news/fireman...
October 17, 2024 at 6:12 PM
As an lifelong Jets fan with enough sad fan cred to have accidentally stepped in Giants Stadium vomit during the Dennis Byrd game, I feel I've earned the right to remind people that this pud announced he was phasing himself out during the 2012 Butt Fumble season.
www.nfl.com/news/fireman...
www.nfl.com/news/fireman...
Update: officially on Flomax.
Got my AARP card about a month ago and fell for my first phishing scam yesterday so things seem to be going according to schedule. See you soon Flomax, Fox News and dementia!
October 16, 2024 at 7:12 PM
Update: officially on Flomax.
“Good evening everybody, let’s fress. The other day I vocked into a flagunta and two very oily men were schtipping over the same vablunt!”
SNL line that only you remember, okay I’ll start:
“Some people see this and say YUM.”
Or
“We all know sex feels good, but did you know it’s also good FOR you? It’s true.”
“Some people see this and say YUM.”
Or
“We all know sex feels good, but did you know it’s also good FOR you? It’s true.”
September 28, 2024 at 2:30 PM
“Good evening everybody, let’s fress. The other day I vocked into a flagunta and two very oily men were schtipping over the same vablunt!”
The NY Post is getting soft. Not too long ago they would have made a junior reporter shtup a couch and write a first person report.
August 8, 2024 at 5:52 PM
The NY Post is getting soft. Not too long ago they would have made a junior reporter shtup a couch and write a first person report.
attn: Kendrick Lamar
To save one vulnerable owl species, the federal government has a contentious plan: killing hundreds of thousands of another owl species.
The U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service said its proposal, released last week, might be the only way to save the spotted owl.
The U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service said its proposal, released last week, might be the only way to save the spotted owl.
Officials plan to kill 450K invasive owls that are endangering native owls
The U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service plans to kill about 450,000 invasive barred owls to save spotted owls in the Pacific Northwest.
wapo.st
July 9, 2024 at 4:21 PM
attn: Kendrick Lamar
Maybe the @washingtonpost.com should spend a little more time on this part of their Nick Adams story instead of playing up the whole "Oooh what a rascal!" of it all??
April 9, 2024 at 8:45 PM
Maybe the @washingtonpost.com should spend a little more time on this part of their Nick Adams story instead of playing up the whole "Oooh what a rascal!" of it all??
Got my AARP card about a month ago and fell for my first phishing scam yesterday so things seem to be going according to schedule. See you soon Flomax, Fox News and dementia!
March 18, 2024 at 10:02 AM
Got my AARP card about a month ago and fell for my first phishing scam yesterday so things seem to be going according to schedule. See you soon Flomax, Fox News and dementia!
Not sure what this says about my mental state but the other day I saw a Canadian goose all by itself for the first time in my life. It looked completely confused and lost and I'm still kind of bummed out about it.
October 31, 2023 at 5:54 PM
Not sure what this says about my mental state but the other day I saw a Canadian goose all by itself for the first time in my life. It looked completely confused and lost and I'm still kind of bummed out about it.
Italianamerican 2023 www.tiktok.com/t/ZT8rJPoo7/
October 6, 2023 at 12:47 AM
Italianamerican 2023 www.tiktok.com/t/ZT8rJPoo7/
Who is Mat Baxt at his core? The fellow who is excited by the fact that today is not only the 30th anniversary of Afghan Whigs' "Gentlemen" album, but also would have been Larry Fine's 121st birthday.
October 5, 2023 at 3:51 PM
Who is Mat Baxt at his core? The fellow who is excited by the fact that today is not only the 30th anniversary of Afghan Whigs' "Gentlemen" album, but also would have been Larry Fine's 121st birthday.
Proud to present my inaugural Woke Up at 3:45, Can’t Fall Back to Sleep Bluesky post.
September 27, 2023 at 8:41 AM
Proud to present my inaugural Woke Up at 3:45, Can’t Fall Back to Sleep Bluesky post.
I’m dedicating my first post here to @flubby.bsky.social for hooking your boy up with the invite and @kevinmccaff.bsky.social for being my first follower.
Now won’t you all join me in wishing anti-Semitic car pud Elon Musk a lifetime of crippling testicle pain and mysteriously wet socks.
Now won’t you all join me in wishing anti-Semitic car pud Elon Musk a lifetime of crippling testicle pain and mysteriously wet socks.
September 19, 2023 at 1:04 AM
I’m dedicating my first post here to @flubby.bsky.social for hooking your boy up with the invite and @kevinmccaff.bsky.social for being my first follower.
Now won’t you all join me in wishing anti-Semitic car pud Elon Musk a lifetime of crippling testicle pain and mysteriously wet socks.
Now won’t you all join me in wishing anti-Semitic car pud Elon Musk a lifetime of crippling testicle pain and mysteriously wet socks.