mia elise
@masterofslop.bsky.social
she/it/he catgirl bunnyboy i love my wife and i love music. like if a trans guy was a trans girl. pfp by 7layerburittolord. my tumblr is slopmaster9000 i make funny posts there. im 19
Pinned
mia elise
@masterofslop.bsky.social
· May 16
The Past Few Years Have Been Ceaselessly Violent
ELISE · EP · 2025 · 4 songs
open.spotify.com
open.spotify.com/album/6vJ9Fy... my ep is out on spotify!! i would love if everyone would give it a quick listen <33
Reposted by mia elise
you can tell movie bowser is bi bc of the wide tongue for pussy eating and the penis-friendly gap down the center of his mouth
July 6, 2025 at 3:57 AM
you can tell movie bowser is bi bc of the wide tongue for pussy eating and the penis-friendly gap down the center of his mouth
Reposted by mia elise
goat boy
(HE/HIM) 🐐🏳️⚧️🌙
(HE/HIM) 🐐🏳️⚧️🌙
July 6, 2025 at 5:52 PM
goat boy
(HE/HIM) 🐐🏳️⚧️🌙
(HE/HIM) 🐐🏳️⚧️🌙
Reposted by mia elise
I’m thinking about sneaking a peek inside that black book my master keeps chained to the desk at the top of his tower. I bet there’s some pretty interesting stuff in there
August 31, 2024 at 4:57 AM
I’m thinking about sneaking a peek inside that black book my master keeps chained to the desk at the top of his tower. I bet there’s some pretty interesting stuff in there
Reposted by mia elise
Reposted by mia elise
Reposted by mia elise
![[Person with ponytail wearing lab coat hands balloon to another person in front of a springboard, a magnet hanging from above, and then a target] PERSON WITH PONYTAIL to Person 2: Rub this balloon against your head, then go jump past that magnet toward the target on the wall. [caption] Before the bathroom scale was invented, the only way to weigh people was mass spectrometry.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreid7lnvd7afmasx3nxi6anxmyhbatpaw54za3kiw3eaoclrf722faq@jpeg)
Reposted by mia elise
![Comic. [rocket launching with a smaller rocket following] [caption] Aerospace Tip: Although the technique reduces atmospheric drag for many types of vehicles, you should *never* try to improve rocket launch efficiency through drafting.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreielrrgefwvrf7pdxyxkm2hofc5b42vswo64fbqyeh25zfinokzx3i@jpeg)
Reposted by mia elise
May 23, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Reposted by mia elise
Reposted by mia elise
Reposted by mia elise
Reposted by mia elise
May 24, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Reposted by mia elise
NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO [slungus]
May 24, 2025 at 4:29 AM
NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO [slungus]
Reposted by mia elise
i actually transitioned just to have the excuse of "girls take longer to get ready" in order to nap for an hour before any event ever
May 23, 2025 at 1:00 PM
i actually transitioned just to have the excuse of "girls take longer to get ready" in order to nap for an hour before any event ever
Reposted by mia elise
Reposted by mia elise
Employee On Thin Ice After Taking Allotted Personal Day
theonion.com/employe...
theonion.com/employe...
May 23, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Employee On Thin Ice After Taking Allotted Personal Day
theonion.com/employe...
theonion.com/employe...
Reposted by mia elise
Happy Electric Feel Friday everyone
April 11, 2025 at 8:30 AM
Happy Electric Feel Friday everyone
Reposted by mia elise
the wolf girls
(she/they) 🐺🐺🐺
(she/they) 🐺🐺🐺
May 23, 2025 at 12:39 AM
the wolf girls
(she/they) 🐺🐺🐺
(she/they) 🐺🐺🐺
Reposted by mia elise
Please, I'm begging you: don't ruin the surprise if you know this video. And if you don't know it, just watch it with an open mind and the curiosity of a generous heart
May 22, 2025 at 8:44 AM
Please, I'm begging you: don't ruin the surprise if you know this video. And if you don't know it, just watch it with an open mind and the curiosity of a generous heart
Reposted by mia elise
story about a woman being upset that the girl she "cracked the egg" of didn't want to fuck her
May 21, 2025 at 9:30 PM
story about a woman being upset that the girl she "cracked the egg" of didn't want to fuck her
square:
May 21, 2025 at 11:24 PM
square:
Reposted by mia elise
Reposted by mia elise
[VR] Tonight, I'm Going To Shove My Raw Cock Into This Colossal Tits Delivery Health Call Girl And Creampie Her, And Clean Off My Dick In Her Pussy And Get Her Addicted To Twitching And Trembling Sex!! A Fresh Face G-Cup Titty Delivery Health Call Girl Named Rui
May 21, 2025 at 3:00 PM
[VR] Tonight, I'm Going To Shove My Raw Cock Into This Colossal Tits Delivery Health Call Girl And Creampie Her, And Clean Off My Dick In Her Pussy And Get Her Addicted To Twitching And Trembling Sex!! A Fresh Face G-Cup Titty Delivery Health Call Girl Named Rui
Reposted by mia elise
