Mastens
@mastens.bsky.social
Artist. Writer. Nerd. Professional tall person. Just a scruffy-looking nerf-herder from way up North. Sometimes spicy.
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Mastens
@mastens.bsky.social
· Oct 2
a man with a pumpkin on his head is dancing in a cemetery with black cats
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It's time to bring back an old classic and fan favorite tradition!
The 31 Days of Halloween! 🎃
Join me, and anyone else who's down for a celebration for all things spooky, creepy and fun for this, our most amazing of seasons.
Rules are simple, watch a spooky movie every night of October!!
The 31 Days of Halloween! 🎃
Join me, and anyone else who's down for a celebration for all things spooky, creepy and fun for this, our most amazing of seasons.
Rules are simple, watch a spooky movie every night of October!!
Last character line work done!
This is Zephyr, the Artificier of the party.
Still lots of work ahead. I was tempted to drop in some high-contrast shadowing, but Iwant to do a watercolor type effect so I'm holding off until I can test some stuff.
#artwork #DnD #CurseOfStrahd
This is Zephyr, the Artificier of the party.
Still lots of work ahead. I was tempted to drop in some high-contrast shadowing, but Iwant to do a watercolor type effect so I'm holding off until I can test some stuff.
#artwork #DnD #CurseOfStrahd
December 17, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Last character line work done!
This is Zephyr, the Artificier of the party.
Still lots of work ahead. I was tempted to drop in some high-contrast shadowing, but Iwant to do a watercolor type effect so I'm holding off until I can test some stuff.
#artwork #DnD #CurseOfStrahd
This is Zephyr, the Artificier of the party.
Still lots of work ahead. I was tempted to drop in some high-contrast shadowing, but Iwant to do a watercolor type effect so I'm holding off until I can test some stuff.
#artwork #DnD #CurseOfStrahd
Another D&D character line work down!! 😁
This one for the group's expert treasure hunter and swashbuckler, Lulu Lawless.
I've never attempted such detail on a rapier hilt before. I was super nervous I would mess it up, but I'm so happy with how it turned out!!
#artwork #DnD #CurseOfStrahd
This one for the group's expert treasure hunter and swashbuckler, Lulu Lawless.
I've never attempted such detail on a rapier hilt before. I was super nervous I would mess it up, but I'm so happy with how it turned out!!
#artwork #DnD #CurseOfStrahd
December 11, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Another D&D character line work down!! 😁
This one for the group's expert treasure hunter and swashbuckler, Lulu Lawless.
I've never attempted such detail on a rapier hilt before. I was super nervous I would mess it up, but I'm so happy with how it turned out!!
#artwork #DnD #CurseOfStrahd
This one for the group's expert treasure hunter and swashbuckler, Lulu Lawless.
I've never attempted such detail on a rapier hilt before. I was super nervous I would mess it up, but I'm so happy with how it turned out!!
#artwork #DnD #CurseOfStrahd
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How's the weather in your neck of the woods?
How's the weather in your neck of the woods?
December 11, 2025 at 6:45 AM
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How's the weather in your neck of the woods?
How's the weather in your neck of the woods?
Another DnD character line work is ready! This one is the group's sorceror, Lilith! Once I get the other characters done, I'll share the coloring process too.
#drawing #dnd #CurseOfStrahd
#drawing #dnd #CurseOfStrahd
December 11, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Another DnD character line work is ready! This one is the group's sorceror, Lilith! Once I get the other characters done, I'll share the coloring process too.
#drawing #dnd #CurseOfStrahd
#drawing #dnd #CurseOfStrahd
Moving forward MCU movies should have a little pop-up when a character references a specific event from a previous movie/show. It adds a fun extra layer of comicbook-ness. Plus movie-goers would know exactly how to catch up on anything they missed. You're welcome Marvel.
December 3, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Moving forward MCU movies should have a little pop-up when a character references a specific event from a previous movie/show. It adds a fun extra layer of comicbook-ness. Plus movie-goers would know exactly how to catch up on anything they missed. You're welcome Marvel.
Imagine if the Jerry Springer show delivered your private messages and letters.
That's Facebook Messenger.
That's Facebook Messenger.
December 2, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Imagine if the Jerry Springer show delivered your private messages and letters.
That's Facebook Messenger.
That's Facebook Messenger.
Happy Thanksgiving!
Time to celebrate that special time of year the only way I know how:
Time to celebrate that special time of year the only way I know how:
a man in a white shirt and tie is sitting in a car and making a surprised face .
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November 28, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Happy Thanksgiving!
Time to celebrate that special time of year the only way I know how:
Time to celebrate that special time of year the only way I know how:
I feel like I can't do anything today. I'm honestly kinda surprised I was able to feed and cloth myself so far. Cuz damn is my brain not good for anything right now.
November 21, 2025 at 8:39 PM
I feel like I can't do anything today. I'm honestly kinda surprised I was able to feed and cloth myself so far. Cuz damn is my brain not good for anything right now.
Why the hell is @Apple spamming me with a Mark Wahlberg movie??
Never bought it. Never had interest in watching it. But I can't get rid of it!
It's stalking me my Continue Watching queue. Tried several times to get rid of it. Nothing works!
Do I really have to UNsubscribe to stop getting ads??
Never bought it. Never had interest in watching it. But I can't get rid of it!
It's stalking me my Continue Watching queue. Tried several times to get rid of it. Nothing works!
Do I really have to UNsubscribe to stop getting ads??
slasher.to
November 21, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Why the hell is @Apple spamming me with a Mark Wahlberg movie??
Never bought it. Never had interest in watching it. But I can't get rid of it!
It's stalking me my Continue Watching queue. Tried several times to get rid of it. Nothing works!
Do I really have to UNsubscribe to stop getting ads??
Never bought it. Never had interest in watching it. But I can't get rid of it!
It's stalking me my Continue Watching queue. Tried several times to get rid of it. Nothing works!
Do I really have to UNsubscribe to stop getting ads??
Well I guess saying "Hello" from the trees wasn't good enough. I got a little video too; flew right at me, wheeled around above and then just landed right next to me to hang out for a bit.
November 17, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Well I guess saying "Hello" from the trees wasn't good enough. I got a little video too; flew right at me, wheeled around above and then just landed right next to me to hang out for a bit.
Couple of visitors came by to say hello this morning.
November 17, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Couple of visitors came by to say hello this morning.
Wow. Just finished God of War: Ragnarok (yeah, I know I'm a little late to the party), and holy cow, was it fantastic! Far better than I expected, which was a lot considering the high bar it set for itself. Such a great game and amazing story!
a man with a beard is standing in a dark room with a candle .
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November 13, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Wow. Just finished God of War: Ragnarok (yeah, I know I'm a little late to the party), and holy cow, was it fantastic! Far better than I expected, which was a lot considering the high bar it set for itself. Such a great game and amazing story!
Day 31, congrats! We made it! So let's celebrate a Happy Halloween with some fun and a fantastic movie to watch for the occasion.
Tonight's feature: Ghostbusters
#31DaysOfHalloween
Tonight's feature: Ghostbusters
#31DaysOfHalloween
a man in a ghostbusters uniform is smiling and looking at the camera
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November 1, 2025 at 7:59 AM
Day 31, congrats! We made it! So let's celebrate a Happy Halloween with some fun and a fantastic movie to watch for the occasion.
Tonight's feature: Ghostbusters
#31DaysOfHalloween
Tonight's feature: Ghostbusters
#31DaysOfHalloween
Day 30 is a cult classic from 1981. This little film shocked audiences then and is a franchise that even through its dark humor can always make people squirm.
Regardless all of them are pretty groovy.
Tonight's Feature: The Evil Dead
#31DaysOfHalloween
Regardless all of them are pretty groovy.
Tonight's Feature: The Evil Dead
#31DaysOfHalloween
a person is standing in front of a door in a dark room with smoke coming out of it .
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October 31, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Day 30 is a cult classic from 1981. This little film shocked audiences then and is a franchise that even through its dark humor can always make people squirm.
Regardless all of them are pretty groovy.
Tonight's Feature: The Evil Dead
#31DaysOfHalloween
Regardless all of them are pretty groovy.
Tonight's Feature: The Evil Dead
#31DaysOfHalloween
Day 29 is a movie I haven't seen in years. We're going with the 1986 remake, which was an adaptation of the 1982 musical, which was inspired by the original 1960 film (starring a young Jack Nicholson).
Tonight's feature: The Little Shop of Horrors
#31DaysOfHalloween
Tonight's feature: The Little Shop of Horrors
#31DaysOfHalloween
a man is standing in front of a sign that says this is audrey
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October 30, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Day 29 is a movie I haven't seen in years. We're going with the 1986 remake, which was an adaptation of the 1982 musical, which was inspired by the original 1960 film (starring a young Jack Nicholson).
Tonight's feature: The Little Shop of Horrors
#31DaysOfHalloween
Tonight's feature: The Little Shop of Horrors
#31DaysOfHalloween
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This is me. ♥️
I feel the same way when every PDF has fucking AI pop up saying “Would you like me to summarize this for you?”
No, fuck off. I’ll summarize the document myself.
AI is so annoying.
I feel the same way when every PDF has fucking AI pop up saying “Would you like me to summarize this for you?”
No, fuck off. I’ll summarize the document myself.
AI is so annoying.
"I DON'T NEED YOU TO FUCKING REWRITE WHAT I'VE JUST WRITTEN!"
October 29, 2025 at 8:52 AM
This is me. ♥️
I feel the same way when every PDF has fucking AI pop up saying “Would you like me to summarize this for you?”
No, fuck off. I’ll summarize the document myself.
AI is so annoying.
I feel the same way when every PDF has fucking AI pop up saying “Would you like me to summarize this for you?”
No, fuck off. I’ll summarize the document myself.
AI is so annoying.
Day 28 isn't the first ever zombie movie, but it's definitely the most influential. Interesting tidbit: due to a name change and filing error, this film remains in the public domain and can be readily watched almost anywhere.
Tonight's feature: Night of the Luving Dead
#31DaysOfHalloween
Tonight's feature: Night of the Luving Dead
#31DaysOfHalloween
a group of people are walking through a field at night .
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October 29, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Day 28 isn't the first ever zombie movie, but it's definitely the most influential. Interesting tidbit: due to a name change and filing error, this film remains in the public domain and can be readily watched almost anywhere.
Tonight's feature: Night of the Luving Dead
#31DaysOfHalloween
Tonight's feature: Night of the Luving Dead
#31DaysOfHalloween
I don't know about you, but I'm already kinda done with this week. Not a fan.
October 28, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I don't know about you, but I'm already kinda done with this week. Not a fan.
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Hey artists
Just keep posting.
Last post didn’t get many likes? Keep posting.
Not 100% happy with what you made? Post it.
Feel like you aren’t getting anywhere? Keep posting.
You never know who will find you and when.
Just keep posting.
Last post didn’t get many likes? Keep posting.
Not 100% happy with what you made? Post it.
Feel like you aren’t getting anywhere? Keep posting.
You never know who will find you and when.
October 28, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Hey artists
Just keep posting.
Last post didn’t get many likes? Keep posting.
Not 100% happy with what you made? Post it.
Feel like you aren’t getting anywhere? Keep posting.
You never know who will find you and when.
Just keep posting.
Last post didn’t get many likes? Keep posting.
Not 100% happy with what you made? Post it.
Feel like you aren’t getting anywhere? Keep posting.
You never know who will find you and when.
Day 27 is a little thriller from a while back. Haven't watch it in years, let's see how well it aged.
Tonight's feature: Stigmata
#31DaysOfHalloween
Tonight's feature: Stigmata
#31DaysOfHalloween
a man is laying on a couch with his head on a pillow and his eyes closed .
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October 28, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Day 27 is a little thriller from a while back. Haven't watch it in years, let's see how well it aged.
Tonight's feature: Stigmata
#31DaysOfHalloween
Tonight's feature: Stigmata
#31DaysOfHalloween