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marysoffice
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☠️daddymama/skeleton mom☠️
🍰Master Baker🍰
🌸really QUITE contrary🌸
👻that weird girl that's running shit👻
♀️She/her/sometimes they♀️
I did @d351.neocities.org hair in Lisa Frank™️ leopard print for emo drag night, which I can't attend because I forgot it's a (sold out) ticketed event 🥲

Still stoked to have gotten to try this, all it took was a celery stick, food dye, and about 10 minutes since she had to leave pretty quickly 🥰
September 26, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Sold that wreath I posted AND these kickass tentacle earrings. I take custom orders for these, too. 🐙
September 5, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Finished this wreath that I hope to sell as well. Moss, mushrooms, flora, crystals, butterflies, and snake vertebrae 🐍
August 25, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Sold my first oddity piece last week, you can go purchase it at Queen of Pentacles in Negaunee 💖
#art #snake #viper #moss
August 25, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Today's art projects, the first featuring hand- picked rocks from Lake Superior
#monstera #pufferfish #urchins #airplant #sanddollar #shiba #lakesuperior
July 29, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Graveyard Activities

#wildlife #goose #heron #cemetery
July 23, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Park Cemetery today 💓
July 3, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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Long overdue post about David Lynch. Best hair in the business.
June 29, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Azula was out and about for once last night so I got some good pics of this beautiful bb. Sad I can't add video along with photos because the last pic is an action shot of her posing, showing off her muscles 😆💪🦂 #scorpion #arachnid #fluorescent #exoskeleton
June 19, 2025 at 11:47 AM
My pride outfit reveal yesterday - ended up being kinda serendipitous because I also found this sticker at one of the vendors 😎 #queer #fightfascism #alessandramussolini
June 15, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Some photos from Park Cemetery today #cemetery #wildlife
June 10, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Yo the ads/promo/lore for Giggleland go hard. No chill. How did I only hear about this game today? Big ol David Lynch shoutout in the demo, too 💯
June 9, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Jonathon Joss was murdered on the first day of pride month in a blatant hate crime, and seeing how few media outlets are failing to report it as such is disheartening, to say the least.
It is, as always, on the shoulders of our fellow queers to carry the weight and educate the world.

TW: hard read
June 3, 2025 at 11:28 AM
I warned the morels they were next.
#foraging #fiddleheads #morel #mushrooms
May 24, 2025 at 12:10 PM
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Maybe it's called a corpse flower because that's a dead ballerina stuffed in a bucket.
May 23, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Nature provided yesterday. Morels, you're next 😈 #foraging #nature #fiddleheads
May 18, 2025 at 2:38 PM
May 17, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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May 16, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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Posted @withregram • @twocrowcollective 📺💥 PBS is punk.
Not because it’s loud. But because it cares.

In a world that profits off ignorance and noise, PBS stood up for education, art, and accessibility for everyone.

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May 17, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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All in all
You're just
Another dick in the hole 🎶
May 4, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Had a dream that me, my best friend, and my cat all went to lunch at Dairy Queen with David Lynch & Harry Dean Stanton
May 1, 2025 at 12:00 PM
I really wish that I had known "not gay as in happy but queer as in fuck you" when I was in middle school because I CONSTANTLY got asked if i was "gay as in happy" as like the #1 way to bully me
April 21, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Happy Birthday to my momma 💙 She would have been 73 today.
April 19, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Right now I'm doing my thing on one floor of the house while my partner is in the bath on another & we're just sending each other pics and vids of what each cat is up to near us. Life is decent 😆😼
April 15, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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In 35 short years I have morphed from "Youth Gone Wild" to "Youth Gone, Wild"
April 11, 2025 at 2:12 PM