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scary mary queen of thots🎃
@maryqueenofthots.bsky.social
my-cah | cat lover, cop hater, tuba tooter

(he/him) 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸

📍London
I saw mommy pegging Santa Claus
November 24, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Okay nevermind we couldn’t do any anal because my body was saying no😡 but we still cuddled and it was cute and lovely
Kind of love how I’ve become the new London Gay Symphony Orchestra slut. Going home with the Principal Oboe player tonight after the rehearsal and he’s going to breed me🥰
November 24, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Kind of love how I’ve become the new London Gay Symphony Orchestra slut. Going home with the Principal Oboe player tonight after the rehearsal and he’s going to breed me🥰
November 23, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Gosh I just love anal sex
November 23, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Always forget how sad of a song party 4 u actually is
November 22, 2025 at 8:24 PM
i need him so bad
November 21, 2025 at 10:50 PM
are an Oreo today, thought it tasted a bit weird so I checked the best before date and it was January 2017
November 21, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Staying in Dublin tonight do any Dublin oomfs wanna bonk me x
November 19, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Since the temperature has violently dropped my cat gets a really rosy pink nose when he comes inside after being out and it’s the cutest thing ever I want to cry I love him so much
November 19, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Trip no.2 to Dublin here we bloody go
November 19, 2025 at 5:39 AM
the way I am going to ride this man to kingdom come one day. I’m manifesting it
He’s in *this* mood tonight 👀
November 16, 2025 at 10:52 AM
right then.
November 16, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Went to get bred by a regular fwb in Penge and then on the way back I stopped off in Forest Gate and a daddy added his load on top. A FABULOUS Saturday
November 15, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Today has been a fuckin fever dream man

Was up at 3:30am to get to Heathrow and catch a flight to Dublin where I’ve been all day for work and now I’m currently waiting on my fuckin delayed flight back to London which at this rate probably won’t see me home till 12am
November 14, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Three years have passed so I think we can all now admit that THIQUE is the one skip on RENAISSANCE
November 11, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Have to make the cruel trek back home from Stansted
November 10, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Thought work were going to give me a payrise since they basically promoted me but they’re just putting me into the company bonus scheme which is subject to the business hitting its target (which it never does), and means I’d only get an extra one off £1k in January
November 9, 2025 at 3:23 PM
My sister has started singing “wakin up in the morning. Thinkin about so many things” in the style of a lullaby to my baby niece😭😭
November 7, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Not normally a briefs kinda guy but I must admit I like these ones ♥️
November 6, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Why do straight men have to act so slutty at the gym. There’s this rugby player at mine who always wears the tiniest little shorts and I swear he knows he’s driving me absolutely mad
November 4, 2025 at 8:32 PM
I hate gay Halloween what do you mean you’re the girl who stormed out of her America’s Next Top Model audition👠👠👠
November 1, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Found out today that the shop I managed back in 2022 at Clarks is closing. It’s like every store I worked in ends up shutting down. My impact.
October 31, 2025 at 11:53 PM
This tiktok just brought back war memories
October 31, 2025 at 10:59 PM
There was a whole crate of wine spritzer cans in the cupboard at work which go past their best before next month so I got to take them home
October 31, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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this instagram blonde prompt is so rude, like to some of us being blonde isn’t a costume, it’s a way of life
October 31, 2025 at 1:42 PM