scary mary queen of thots🎃
@maryqueenofthots.bsky.social
my-cah | cat lover, cop hater, tuba tooter
(he/him) 🏴🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🇵🇸
📍London
(he/him) 🏴🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🇵🇸
📍London
watching all of Black Mirror again and just finished San Junipero
December 9, 2025 at 2:05 AM
watching all of Black Mirror again and just finished San Junipero
Of course it does
December 8, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Of course it does
Oh alright
December 7, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Oh alright
Cmawn arm pump💪🏼 (kind of)
December 3, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Cmawn arm pump💪🏼 (kind of)
Absolutely feral rn and nobody is replying to me on Grindr
November 29, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Absolutely feral rn and nobody is replying to me on Grindr
obsessed with this pic of me when I was wee just taking absolutely no shit. I WILL steal your paint.
November 28, 2025 at 11:03 PM
obsessed with this pic of me when I was wee just taking absolutely no shit. I WILL steal your paint.
Happy Friday my loves♥️
November 28, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Happy Friday my loves♥️
heading into the office after the work Christmas do
November 27, 2025 at 7:50 AM
heading into the office after the work Christmas do
Always forget how sad of a song party 4 u actually is
November 22, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Always forget how sad of a song party 4 u actually is
are an Oreo today, thought it tasted a bit weird so I checked the best before date and it was January 2017
November 21, 2025 at 12:18 AM
are an Oreo today, thought it tasted a bit weird so I checked the best before date and it was January 2017
Trip no.2 to Dublin here we bloody go
November 19, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Trip no.2 to Dublin here we bloody go
Unfortunately
November 15, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Unfortunately
Went to get bred by a regular fwb in Penge and then on the way back I stopped off in Forest Gate and a daddy added his load on top. A FABULOUS Saturday
November 15, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Went to get bred by a regular fwb in Penge and then on the way back I stopped off in Forest Gate and a daddy added his load on top. A FABULOUS Saturday
Today has been a fuckin fever dream man
Was up at 3:30am to get to Heathrow and catch a flight to Dublin where I’ve been all day for work and now I’m currently waiting on my fuckin delayed flight back to London which at this rate probably won’t see me home till 12am
Was up at 3:30am to get to Heathrow and catch a flight to Dublin where I’ve been all day for work and now I’m currently waiting on my fuckin delayed flight back to London which at this rate probably won’t see me home till 12am
November 14, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Today has been a fuckin fever dream man
Was up at 3:30am to get to Heathrow and catch a flight to Dublin where I’ve been all day for work and now I’m currently waiting on my fuckin delayed flight back to London which at this rate probably won’t see me home till 12am
Was up at 3:30am to get to Heathrow and catch a flight to Dublin where I’ve been all day for work and now I’m currently waiting on my fuckin delayed flight back to London which at this rate probably won’t see me home till 12am
Three years have passed so I think we can all now admit that THIQUE is the one skip on RENAISSANCE
November 11, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Three years have passed so I think we can all now admit that THIQUE is the one skip on RENAISSANCE
Have to make the cruel trek back home from Stansted
November 10, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Have to make the cruel trek back home from Stansted
Thought work were going to give me a payrise since they basically promoted me but they’re just putting me into the company bonus scheme which is subject to the business hitting its target (which it never does), and means I’d only get an extra one off £1k in January
November 9, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Thought work were going to give me a payrise since they basically promoted me but they’re just putting me into the company bonus scheme which is subject to the business hitting its target (which it never does), and means I’d only get an extra one off £1k in January
Not normally a briefs kinda guy but I must admit I like these ones ♥️
November 6, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Not normally a briefs kinda guy but I must admit I like these ones ♥️
Excuse me Manu Bennett is right there
November 4, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Excuse me Manu Bennett is right there
Why do straight men have to act so slutty at the gym. There’s this rugby player at mine who always wears the tiniest little shorts and I swear he knows he’s driving me absolutely mad
November 4, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Why do straight men have to act so slutty at the gym. There’s this rugby player at mine who always wears the tiniest little shorts and I swear he knows he’s driving me absolutely mad
I hate gay Halloween what do you mean you’re the girl who stormed out of her America’s Next Top Model audition👠👠👠
November 1, 2025 at 10:02 PM
I hate gay Halloween what do you mean you’re the girl who stormed out of her America’s Next Top Model audition👠👠👠
Gives me memories of my early years in London and living in East and things just being a lot more simple. It’ll also always be the last retail store I worked in before I made the jump to HQ so it’s a shame. I had such a great time being the boss there.
October 31, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Gives me memories of my early years in London and living in East and things just being a lot more simple. It’ll also always be the last retail store I worked in before I made the jump to HQ so it’s a shame. I had such a great time being the boss there.
Found out today that the shop I managed back in 2022 at Clarks is closing. It’s like every store I worked in ends up shutting down. My impact.
October 31, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Found out today that the shop I managed back in 2022 at Clarks is closing. It’s like every store I worked in ends up shutting down. My impact.