ya know what, it must feel good as fuck to absolutely queen out drunk with your friends in your hometown after your sports team wins. I see the vision
February 10, 2025 at 7:28 PM
ya know what, it must feel good as fuck to absolutely queen out drunk with your friends in your hometown after your sports team wins. I see the vision
the next 5 years boutta be so weird
Mr Beast says he is interested in buying TikTok in-order-to prevent a potential US ban.
January 14, 2025 at 9:59 PM
the next 5 years boutta be so weird
driving into work after receiving numerous air quality warnings from the weather app
January 8, 2025 at 4:35 PM
driving into work after receiving numerous air quality warnings from the weather app
if I had a nickel for every time this month that I got dressed to go to the gym and then immediately passed out on the couch I would have two nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice
December 31, 2024 at 6:27 AM
if I had a nickel for every time this month that I got dressed to go to the gym and then immediately passed out on the couch I would have two nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice
the potato chip and chocolate combo is so goated
December 24, 2024 at 7:53 PM
the potato chip and chocolate combo is so goated
the forgotten banana on my counter watching me pull another bundle out of the grocery bag
December 11, 2024 at 5:20 PM
the forgotten banana on my counter watching me pull another bundle out of the grocery bag
migraine so bad I tried putting my shoes on before my socks this morning
December 3, 2024 at 5:18 PM
migraine so bad I tried putting my shoes on before my socks this morning
shitposters, wya?
December 2, 2024 at 2:51 AM
shitposters, wya?
when the za hits and you start living in 3rd person perspective
November 30, 2024 at 9:42 AM
when the za hits and you start living in 3rd person perspective
got the the gym and realized I left my earbuds at home so now I have to drop the heaviest set of dumbbells on my head
November 27, 2024 at 1:27 AM
got the the gym and realized I left my earbuds at home so now I have to drop the heaviest set of dumbbells on my head
trying to stay up to watch act 3 of arcane when it drops
a woman wearing headphones and a necklace is sitting in a room
ALT: a woman wearing headphones and a necklace is sitting in a room
media.tenor.com
November 23, 2024 at 6:08 AM
trying to stay up to watch act 3 of arcane when it drops
just found out wicked is being released in 2 parts. lmao wdym?? we already know what happens, they drop a house on their home girl and tussle over a pair of kicks. come on now
November 22, 2024 at 6:42 AM
just found out wicked is being released in 2 parts. lmao wdym?? we already know what happens, they drop a house on their home girl and tussle over a pair of kicks. come on now
need to be sitting on my couch under 2 blankets playing animal crossing and drinking a steaming chai latte out of one of these mugs
November 21, 2024 at 6:46 PM
need to be sitting on my couch under 2 blankets playing animal crossing and drinking a steaming chai latte out of one of these mugs
my face when a customer starts giving me attitude over the phone
November 20, 2024 at 2:58 AM
my face when a customer starts giving me attitude over the phone
sorry boss man, can’t come in today. the trees in the forest are whispering secrets to me and I must listen
November 18, 2024 at 7:03 PM
sorry boss man, can’t come in today. the trees in the forest are whispering secrets to me and I must listen
ran out of milk for my coffee this morning so I used gasoline
November 18, 2024 at 4:51 PM
ran out of milk for my coffee this morning so I used gasoline
anytime I hear “pizza party” in a corporate setting I immediately enter fight or flight
November 15, 2024 at 5:37 PM
anytime I hear “pizza party” in a corporate setting I immediately enter fight or flight
styrofoam is my mortal nemesis
November 15, 2024 at 6:36 AM
styrofoam is my mortal nemesis