jordy
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Forrest Dump Truck Ass
July 6, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Forrest Dump Truck Ass
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it's pouring rain so he's making biscuits
June 7, 2025 at 6:32 PM
it's pouring rain so he's making biscuits
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Tulips, carnations, lilies, roses -- all sorts of flowers gathered to be painted by Rachel Ruysch, who was born on this day in 1664.
June 3, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Tulips, carnations, lilies, roses -- all sorts of flowers gathered to be painted by Rachel Ruysch, who was born on this day in 1664.
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the new carrie white should've been played by a fat girl
June 3, 2025 at 12:05 PM
the new carrie white should've been played by a fat girl
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There she blows!—there she blows! A hump like a snow-hill! It is Moby Dick!
June 3, 2025 at 10:47 AM
There she blows!—there she blows! A hump like a snow-hill! It is Moby Dick!
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they were nigh enough to risk a harpoon from the bowsprit
June 2, 2025 at 10:47 PM
they were nigh enough to risk a harpoon from the bowsprit
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I thought I would sail about a little and see the watery part of the world.
April 14, 2025 at 2:47 AM
I thought I would sail about a little and see the watery part of the world.
Watching the last 30 minutes of Apocalypse Now like this as if I haven't seen it 60 times
April 14, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Watching the last 30 minutes of Apocalypse Now like this as if I haven't seen it 60 times
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all the attending marvels of a thousand Patagonian sights and sounds
April 12, 2025 at 2:47 PM
all the attending marvels of a thousand Patagonian sights and sounds
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Liberals are fascinating
Look. Don’t buy a Tesla. Buy another EV. Ask for your state’s vanity plate “FUELON.”
Defacing another citizen’s property? Not cool.
I sure don’t expect my (non-Tesla) EV to get spray painted with “BABYKILLER” just because I’m a bleeding heart libtard cuck.
Direct anger appropriately. Hit HIM.
Defacing another citizen’s property? Not cool.
I sure don’t expect my (non-Tesla) EV to get spray painted with “BABYKILLER” just because I’m a bleeding heart libtard cuck.
Direct anger appropriately. Hit HIM.
April 2, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Liberals are fascinating
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Bidet people are so smug “I’m so clean! I’ve eliminated the need for toilet paper!” Oh really? Doesn’t a bidet spray your ass with water? Ok wet ass
April 2, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Bidet people are so smug “I’m so clean! I’ve eliminated the need for toilet paper!” Oh really? Doesn’t a bidet spray your ass with water? Ok wet ass
DOGE is going after IMLS. There goes my career!!!!!!
March 20, 2025 at 3:57 PM
DOGE is going after IMLS. There goes my career!!!!!!
I finished my first watch thru of the Sopranos I'm such a mess
March 20, 2025 at 3:08 AM
I finished my first watch thru of the Sopranos I'm such a mess