Doctor Syn, Scarecrow ⚥
@marshscarecrow.bsky.social
Pragmatist. Satirist. Feminist. Otherist.
I’m not an Atheist. I’m Atheish.
#Resisting since 1775. I left Twitter *way* before leaving Twitter was cool.
DM = Unfollow or Block
Also: I swear an awful lot.
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I’m not an Atheist. I’m Atheish.
#Resisting since 1775. I left Twitter *way* before leaving Twitter was cool.
DM = Unfollow or Block
Also: I swear an awful lot.
Ally 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🌈 ⚥
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Greetings citizens, it’s been a while. Due to recent unfortunate, revolting developments, the Scarecrow rides again.
Let’s do this.
Let’s do this.
A lesson for the modern age:
Give a greedy bastard a security guard and he will hoard his money and property with protection and impunity.
Give a greedy bastard an army and he will take everybody else’s money and property with protection and impunity.
Give a greedy bastard a security guard and he will hoard his money and property with protection and impunity.
Give a greedy bastard an army and he will take everybody else’s money and property with protection and impunity.
January 7, 2026 at 3:29 PM
A lesson for the modern age:
Give a greedy bastard a security guard and he will hoard his money and property with protection and impunity.
Give a greedy bastard an army and he will take everybody else’s money and property with protection and impunity.
Give a greedy bastard a security guard and he will hoard his money and property with protection and impunity.
Give a greedy bastard an army and he will take everybody else’s money and property with protection and impunity.
I suppose it’s encouraging that some people are so hyper focused on being offended by even the most implied slight against whatever cause means something to them that they’re willing to fight over imagined offenses against people who are actually on their side.
I guess it’s safer than being useful?
I guess it’s safer than being useful?
January 7, 2026 at 2:07 PM
I suppose it’s encouraging that some people are so hyper focused on being offended by even the most implied slight against whatever cause means something to them that they’re willing to fight over imagined offenses against people who are actually on their side.
I guess it’s safer than being useful?
I guess it’s safer than being useful?
Rick’s posts always makes me smile. Sometimes I chuckle. A few times I have outright guffawed.
The point is that if you’re looking to spend a follow today, he’s a good choice.
Do it for the children…
The point is that if you’re looking to spend a follow today, he’s a good choice.
Do it for the children…
January 7, 2026 at 1:48 PM
Rick’s posts always makes me smile. Sometimes I chuckle. A few times I have outright guffawed.
The point is that if you’re looking to spend a follow today, he’s a good choice.
Do it for the children…
The point is that if you’re looking to spend a follow today, he’s a good choice.
Do it for the children…
Same.
To be crystal clear, I am a taxpayer and would NOT like my tax dollars to be used to “acquire” Greenland, through purchase or military force.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER‼️
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER‼️
January 7, 2026 at 1:28 PM
Same.
For someone who looks like a perpetually confused Neanderthal, Tucker Carlson has really made something of himself.
And the something is NOT good.
And the something is NOT good.
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January 7, 2026 at 5:25 AM
For someone who looks like a perpetually confused Neanderthal, Tucker Carlson has really made something of himself.
And the something is NOT good.
And the something is NOT good.
People on this app amuse me greatly:
“Follow me by liking my first 5 posts and I will add you to my starter pack but you also have to share 4 of the posts unless it’s Thursday then it has to be all 5. Also, you have to do it standing on one leg. I MIGHT follow you back.”
And comments are off. 🙄
“Follow me by liking my first 5 posts and I will add you to my starter pack but you also have to share 4 of the posts unless it’s Thursday then it has to be all 5. Also, you have to do it standing on one leg. I MIGHT follow you back.”
And comments are off. 🙄
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January 6, 2026 at 10:26 PM
People on this app amuse me greatly:
“Follow me by liking my first 5 posts and I will add you to my starter pack but you also have to share 4 of the posts unless it’s Thursday then it has to be all 5. Also, you have to do it standing on one leg. I MIGHT follow you back.”
And comments are off. 🙄
“Follow me by liking my first 5 posts and I will add you to my starter pack but you also have to share 4 of the posts unless it’s Thursday then it has to be all 5. Also, you have to do it standing on one leg. I MIGHT follow you back.”
And comments are off. 🙄
On Pearl Harbor Day, the Screen Guild Theatre featured an episode called “Between Americans.”
Narrated by Orson Welles, this is as relevant now, most especially the opening 8 minutes. Here’s just a bit more than that.
Listen. Marvel that these words were spoken in 1941.
We have learned nothing.
Narrated by Orson Welles, this is as relevant now, most especially the opening 8 minutes. Here’s just a bit more than that.
Listen. Marvel that these words were spoken in 1941.
We have learned nothing.
Orson Welles~"Between Americans" 1 of 3
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January 6, 2026 at 8:31 PM
On Pearl Harbor Day, the Screen Guild Theatre featured an episode called “Between Americans.”
Narrated by Orson Welles, this is as relevant now, most especially the opening 8 minutes. Here’s just a bit more than that.
Listen. Marvel that these words were spoken in 1941.
We have learned nothing.
Narrated by Orson Welles, this is as relevant now, most especially the opening 8 minutes. Here’s just a bit more than that.
Listen. Marvel that these words were spoken in 1941.
We have learned nothing.
They caused the Corporation for Public Broadcasting to call it quits.
As a diehard Gen-Xer, I was partially raised by Sesame Street, The Electric Company, Mister Rogers Neighborhood. Throw in a little Slim Goodbody and the occasional episode of Zoom if the antenna was just right.
Gone.
Fuck MAGA.
As a diehard Gen-Xer, I was partially raised by Sesame Street, The Electric Company, Mister Rogers Neighborhood. Throw in a little Slim Goodbody and the occasional episode of Zoom if the antenna was just right.
Gone.
Fuck MAGA.
January 6, 2026 at 3:56 AM
They caused the Corporation for Public Broadcasting to call it quits.
As a diehard Gen-Xer, I was partially raised by Sesame Street, The Electric Company, Mister Rogers Neighborhood. Throw in a little Slim Goodbody and the occasional episode of Zoom if the antenna was just right.
Gone.
Fuck MAGA.
As a diehard Gen-Xer, I was partially raised by Sesame Street, The Electric Company, Mister Rogers Neighborhood. Throw in a little Slim Goodbody and the occasional episode of Zoom if the antenna was just right.
Gone.
Fuck MAGA.
If you’re one of the people who had your healthcare premiums become unsustainable today, and you didn’t vote for Piggy, you have my deepest sympathies.
If you’re one of the people who had your healthcare premiums become unsustainable today, and you DID vote for Piggy, you got what you deserve.
If you’re one of the people who had your healthcare premiums become unsustainable today, and you DID vote for Piggy, you got what you deserve.
Piss Off Get Out GIF
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January 6, 2026 at 3:05 AM
If you’re one of the people who had your healthcare premiums become unsustainable today, and you didn’t vote for Piggy, you have my deepest sympathies.
If you’re one of the people who had your healthcare premiums become unsustainable today, and you DID vote for Piggy, you got what you deserve.
If you’re one of the people who had your healthcare premiums become unsustainable today, and you DID vote for Piggy, you got what you deserve.
I’m tired, boss.
Eddie Money - I Wanna Go Back
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January 6, 2026 at 2:00 AM
I’m tired, boss.
Waltz is packing it in. I don’t even care why.
But damn I miss the undercurrent of my stress consisting mainly of things I could actually exercise some control over rather than <gestures vaguely> whatever the hell all this is…
Eleven years of Piggy is 10 years, 364 days too many.
But damn I miss the undercurrent of my stress consisting mainly of things I could actually exercise some control over rather than <gestures vaguely> whatever the hell all this is…
Eleven years of Piggy is 10 years, 364 days too many.
January 6, 2026 at 1:37 AM
Waltz is packing it in. I don’t even care why.
But damn I miss the undercurrent of my stress consisting mainly of things I could actually exercise some control over rather than <gestures vaguely> whatever the hell all this is…
Eleven years of Piggy is 10 years, 364 days too many.
But damn I miss the undercurrent of my stress consisting mainly of things I could actually exercise some control over rather than <gestures vaguely> whatever the hell all this is…
Eleven years of Piggy is 10 years, 364 days too many.
Whether you’re eyeballs deep in the fight, or you’re blissfully ignorant, you’re equally as fucked.
So. There’s that.
So. There’s that.
January 6, 2026 at 12:17 AM
Whether you’re eyeballs deep in the fight, or you’re blissfully ignorant, you’re equally as fucked.
So. There’s that.
So. There’s that.
Any fucking time now would be good…
January 5, 2026 at 11:34 PM
Any fucking time now would be good…
I remember during the “election” telling a candidate for sheriff that he better get ready to arrest his neighbors for exercising their First Amendment rights and he laughed.
Nobody’s laughing now.
Grand Rapids today, Your Town tomorrow.
Nobody’s laughing now.
Grand Rapids today, Your Town tomorrow.
January 5, 2026 at 8:49 PM
I remember during the “election” telling a candidate for sheriff that he better get ready to arrest his neighbors for exercising their First Amendment rights and he laughed.
Nobody’s laughing now.
Grand Rapids today, Your Town tomorrow.
Nobody’s laughing now.
Grand Rapids today, Your Town tomorrow.
Imagine:
You awake and discover that the President of the United States has been kidnapped.
They’re asking for donations for his ransom, and you crunch the numbers, reach down deep, and come up with an amount that will hurt, but is doable.
Then you start a counter-ransom fund so they’ll keep him.
You awake and discover that the President of the United States has been kidnapped.
They’re asking for donations for his ransom, and you crunch the numbers, reach down deep, and come up with an amount that will hurt, but is doable.
Then you start a counter-ransom fund so they’ll keep him.
January 3, 2026 at 9:51 PM
Imagine:
You awake and discover that the President of the United States has been kidnapped.
They’re asking for donations for his ransom, and you crunch the numbers, reach down deep, and come up with an amount that will hurt, but is doable.
Then you start a counter-ransom fund so they’ll keep him.
You awake and discover that the President of the United States has been kidnapped.
They’re asking for donations for his ransom, and you crunch the numbers, reach down deep, and come up with an amount that will hurt, but is doable.
Then you start a counter-ransom fund so they’ll keep him.
A post so nice I’ll use it twice…
I can’t WAIT for this one:
“Those FAKE DOCTORS changed the test! Nobody could pass that shit. I’m calling on the Departments of HHS and War to attack every single doctor in this Shithole Country that only *I* can make Great again and take ‘em out. Now. Thank you for your attention to this matter.”
“Those FAKE DOCTORS changed the test! Nobody could pass that shit. I’m calling on the Departments of HHS and War to attack every single doctor in this Shithole Country that only *I* can make Great again and take ‘em out. Now. Thank you for your attention to this matter.”
January 3, 2026 at 6:30 PM
A post so nice I’ll use it twice…
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It's just a rebranding: the all new See BS!
January 2, 2026 at 11:07 PM
It's just a rebranding: the all new See BS!
Whatever else happens, at least we have closure in #Hawkins. #StrangerThings5
January 1, 2026 at 5:50 PM
Whatever else happens, at least we have closure in #Hawkins. #StrangerThings5
Has the unhinged, threatening, passive-aggressive Happy New Year, Losers happened yet?
January 1, 2026 at 5:15 AM
Has the unhinged, threatening, passive-aggressive Happy New Year, Losers happened yet?
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America, how long? How long are we going to tolerate an insane leader, a compromised Congress and a corrupt Supreme Court? How long?
December 31, 2025 at 3:21 PM
America, how long? How long are we going to tolerate an insane leader, a compromised Congress and a corrupt Supreme Court? How long?
I’m leaving 2025 a radically changed person from the one who entered it.
I am stronger as a result.
I hope you’re able to look back at the dumpster fire that was 2025 and find some good.
Happy New Year!
I am stronger as a result.
I hope you’re able to look back at the dumpster fire that was 2025 and find some good.
Happy New Year!
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January 1, 2026 at 3:09 AM
I’m leaving 2025 a radically changed person from the one who entered it.
I am stronger as a result.
I hope you’re able to look back at the dumpster fire that was 2025 and find some good.
Happy New Year!
I am stronger as a result.
I hope you’re able to look back at the dumpster fire that was 2025 and find some good.
Happy New Year!
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Ohhh… the president lies?
December 31, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Ohhh… the president lies?
Public Service Announcement:
When you tell someone “just breath” you present yourself as a caring, but well-intentioned moron.
It’s BREATHE. With an E.
When you tell someone “just breath” I don’t know if you’re trying to warn them of Halitosis or what, but there’s no action step. RIF.
When you tell someone “just breath” you present yourself as a caring, but well-intentioned moron.
It’s BREATHE. With an E.
When you tell someone “just breath” I don’t know if you’re trying to warn them of Halitosis or what, but there’s no action step. RIF.
a man wearing sunglasses and a suit is standing in front of a brick wall and says `` cause reading is what ? ''
ALT: a man wearing sunglasses and a suit is standing in front of a brick wall and says `` cause reading is what ? ''
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December 31, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Public Service Announcement:
When you tell someone “just breath” you present yourself as a caring, but well-intentioned moron.
It’s BREATHE. With an E.
When you tell someone “just breath” I don’t know if you’re trying to warn them of Halitosis or what, but there’s no action step. RIF.
When you tell someone “just breath” you present yourself as a caring, but well-intentioned moron.
It’s BREATHE. With an E.
When you tell someone “just breath” I don’t know if you’re trying to warn them of Halitosis or what, but there’s no action step. RIF.
Of all stupid things THIS needs to go viral.
BREAKING NEWS: Actual facts appear for the first time on "Truth" Social.
December 30, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Of all stupid things THIS needs to go viral.
If you’re a villager who’s indignant and pissed off that the little asshole on the hill keeps sounding the wolf alarm and every time you get there he’s laughing because he’s tricked you again but you keep going back because you can’t help yourself, you’re the mark.
This is about the Epstein Files.
This is about the Epstein Files.
December 30, 2025 at 3:27 PM
If you’re a villager who’s indignant and pissed off that the little asshole on the hill keeps sounding the wolf alarm and every time you get there he’s laughing because he’s tricked you again but you keep going back because you can’t help yourself, you’re the mark.
This is about the Epstein Files.
This is about the Epstein Files.