Doctor Syn, Scarecrow ⚥
@marshscarecrow.bsky.social
Pragmatist. Satirist. Feminist. Otherist.
I’m not an Atheist. I’m Atheish.
#Resisting since 1775. I left Twitter *way* before leaving Twitter was cool.
DM = Unfollow or Block
Also: I swear an awful lot.
Ally 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🌈 ⚥
I’m not an Atheist. I’m Atheish.
#Resisting since 1775. I left Twitter *way* before leaving Twitter was cool.
DM = Unfollow or Block
Also: I swear an awful lot.
Ally 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🌈 ⚥
Pinned
Greetings citizens, it’s been a while. Due to recent unfortunate, revolting developments, the Scarecrow rides again.
Let’s do this.
Let’s do this.
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It's just a rebranding: the all new See BS!
January 2, 2026 at 11:07 PM
It's just a rebranding: the all new See BS!
Whatever else happens, at least we have closure in #Hawkins. #StrangerThings5
January 1, 2026 at 5:50 PM
Whatever else happens, at least we have closure in #Hawkins. #StrangerThings5
Has the unhinged, threatening, passive-aggressive Happy New Year, Losers happened yet?
January 1, 2026 at 5:15 AM
Has the unhinged, threatening, passive-aggressive Happy New Year, Losers happened yet?
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America, how long? How long are we going to tolerate an insane leader, a compromised Congress and a corrupt Supreme Court? How long?
December 31, 2025 at 3:21 PM
America, how long? How long are we going to tolerate an insane leader, a compromised Congress and a corrupt Supreme Court? How long?
I’m leaving 2025 a radically changed person from the one who entered it.
I am stronger as a result.
I hope you’re able to look back at the dumpster fire that was 2025 and find some good.
Happy New Year!
I am stronger as a result.
I hope you’re able to look back at the dumpster fire that was 2025 and find some good.
Happy New Year!
a happy new year greeting card with a christmas ornament
Alt: a happy new year greeting card with a christmas ornament
media.tenor.com
January 1, 2026 at 3:09 AM
I’m leaving 2025 a radically changed person from the one who entered it.
I am stronger as a result.
I hope you’re able to look back at the dumpster fire that was 2025 and find some good.
Happy New Year!
I am stronger as a result.
I hope you’re able to look back at the dumpster fire that was 2025 and find some good.
Happy New Year!
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Ohhh… the president lies?
December 31, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Ohhh… the president lies?
Public Service Announcement:
When you tell someone “just breath” you present yourself as a caring, but well-intentioned moron.
It’s BREATHE. With an E.
When you tell someone “just breath” I don’t know if you’re trying to warn them of Halitosis or what, but there’s no action step. RIF.
When you tell someone “just breath” you present yourself as a caring, but well-intentioned moron.
It’s BREATHE. With an E.
When you tell someone “just breath” I don’t know if you’re trying to warn them of Halitosis or what, but there’s no action step. RIF.
a man wearing sunglasses and a suit is standing in front of a brick wall and says `` cause reading is what ? ''
ALT: a man wearing sunglasses and a suit is standing in front of a brick wall and says `` cause reading is what ? ''
media.tenor.com
December 31, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Public Service Announcement:
When you tell someone “just breath” you present yourself as a caring, but well-intentioned moron.
It’s BREATHE. With an E.
When you tell someone “just breath” I don’t know if you’re trying to warn them of Halitosis or what, but there’s no action step. RIF.
When you tell someone “just breath” you present yourself as a caring, but well-intentioned moron.
It’s BREATHE. With an E.
When you tell someone “just breath” I don’t know if you’re trying to warn them of Halitosis or what, but there’s no action step. RIF.
Of all stupid things THIS needs to go viral.
BREAKING NEWS: Actual facts appear for the first time on "Truth" Social.
December 30, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Of all stupid things THIS needs to go viral.
If you’re a villager who’s indignant and pissed off that the little asshole on the hill keeps sounding the wolf alarm and every time you get there he’s laughing because he’s tricked you again but you keep going back because you can’t help yourself, you’re the mark.
This is about the Epstein Files.
This is about the Epstein Files.
December 30, 2025 at 3:27 PM
If you’re a villager who’s indignant and pissed off that the little asshole on the hill keeps sounding the wolf alarm and every time you get there he’s laughing because he’s tricked you again but you keep going back because you can’t help yourself, you’re the mark.
This is about the Epstein Files.
This is about the Epstein Files.
Sorry, Venezuela, but we’re currently under the thumb of an insane warmongering pedophile (what a combination, right?) and those of us who didn’t vote for it are really sorry and embarrassed.
December 29, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Sorry, Venezuela, but we’re currently under the thumb of an insane warmongering pedophile (what a combination, right?) and those of us who didn’t vote for it are really sorry and embarrassed.
There’s already so much to be undone. We’re not even a year in.
December 28, 2025 at 2:10 AM
There’s already so much to be undone. We’re not even a year in.
“Merry Christmas to all the wonderful people of the United States, even Right Wing MAGA SCUM and their bitch-whore wives…”
—Joe Biden 12/25/HE WOULD HAVE NEVER SAID THIS WHY ARE WE ACCEPTING THIS SHIT FROM PIGGY?!?
—Joe Biden 12/25/HE WOULD HAVE NEVER SAID THIS WHY ARE WE ACCEPTING THIS SHIT FROM PIGGY?!?
December 26, 2025 at 4:21 AM
“Merry Christmas to all the wonderful people of the United States, even Right Wing MAGA SCUM and their bitch-whore wives…”
—Joe Biden 12/25/HE WOULD HAVE NEVER SAID THIS WHY ARE WE ACCEPTING THIS SHIT FROM PIGGY?!?
—Joe Biden 12/25/HE WOULD HAVE NEVER SAID THIS WHY ARE WE ACCEPTING THIS SHIT FROM PIGGY?!?
Merry Christmas, my peeps. I wish us all Peace today and every day moving forward.
a woman in a red dress holds a cat in front of a christmas tree
ALT: a woman in a red dress holds a cat in front of a christmas tree
media.tenor.com
December 25, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Merry Christmas, my peeps. I wish us all Peace today and every day moving forward.
This is gold.
Hegseth: Why are you tracking some fat idiot
NORAD: That's Santa, sir
Hesgseth: Oh and he's got a beard. This guy's a loser
NORAD: He's the father of Christmas, sir
Hegseth: Father of deez nuts
NORAD: Don't you have Christmas plans, sir
NORAD: That's Santa, sir
Hesgseth: Oh and he's got a beard. This guy's a loser
NORAD: He's the father of Christmas, sir
Hegseth: Father of deez nuts
NORAD: Don't you have Christmas plans, sir
December 25, 2025 at 6:32 AM
This is gold.
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“Clinton is in the Epstein files!”
Great. Next time I come across a Clinton rally, someone wearing a Clinton hat, or flying a Clinton flag on their truck, I’ll be sure to let them know.
The rest of us want them ALL held accountable because we aren’t in a cult. Hope that helps.
Great. Next time I come across a Clinton rally, someone wearing a Clinton hat, or flying a Clinton flag on their truck, I’ll be sure to let them know.
The rest of us want them ALL held accountable because we aren’t in a cult. Hope that helps.
December 23, 2025 at 3:28 PM
“Clinton is in the Epstein files!”
Great. Next time I come across a Clinton rally, someone wearing a Clinton hat, or flying a Clinton flag on their truck, I’ll be sure to let them know.
The rest of us want them ALL held accountable because we aren’t in a cult. Hope that helps.
Great. Next time I come across a Clinton rally, someone wearing a Clinton hat, or flying a Clinton flag on their truck, I’ll be sure to let them know.
The rest of us want them ALL held accountable because we aren’t in a cult. Hope that helps.
Even. Worse.
December 23, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Even. Worse.
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I just heard Clinton's legal team has DEMANDED the Regime release the FULL Epstein files and unredact any and all portions mentioning Clinton! I hope like FUCK this is the first step toward a LAWSUIT!
December 22, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I just heard Clinton's legal team has DEMANDED the Regime release the FULL Epstein files and unredact any and all portions mentioning Clinton! I hope like FUCK this is the first step toward a LAWSUIT!
Turning Point USA?
More like Turning On Each Other USA.
What is MAGA gonna do when there aren’t enough people to hate?
Why start hating each other, of course!
More like Turning On Each Other USA.
What is MAGA gonna do when there aren’t enough people to hate?
Why start hating each other, of course!
a woman says " i 'm okay with that " while wearing a black jacket
ALT: a woman says " i 'm okay with that " while wearing a black jacket
media.tenor.com
December 22, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Turning Point USA?
More like Turning On Each Other USA.
What is MAGA gonna do when there aren’t enough people to hate?
Why start hating each other, of course!
More like Turning On Each Other USA.
What is MAGA gonna do when there aren’t enough people to hate?
Why start hating each other, of course!
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Don't know who drew this but accurate. If you're not already, #BoycottCBS
December 22, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Don't know who drew this but accurate. If you're not already, #BoycottCBS
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CBS paid the president of the United States millions in bribe money and now they censor news reports so it does not annoy him. I don’t know how much plainer we can put this.
December 22, 2025 at 12:14 PM
CBS paid the president of the United States millions in bribe money and now they censor news reports so it does not annoy him. I don’t know how much plainer we can put this.
I’m thinking of suing my local board of education, and I’ll tell you why.
They lied to me my whole life. I made life choices based on what they taught me, and I stuck to them:
Cheaters Never Win
Be Respectful To Others
Work Hard And You WILL Succeed
among others.
In fact, as it turns out,
1/
They lied to me my whole life. I made life choices based on what they taught me, and I stuck to them:
Cheaters Never Win
Be Respectful To Others
Work Hard And You WILL Succeed
among others.
In fact, as it turns out,
1/
December 21, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I’m thinking of suing my local board of education, and I’ll tell you why.
They lied to me my whole life. I made life choices based on what they taught me, and I stuck to them:
Cheaters Never Win
Be Respectful To Others
Work Hard And You WILL Succeed
among others.
In fact, as it turns out,
1/
They lied to me my whole life. I made life choices based on what they taught me, and I stuck to them:
Cheaters Never Win
Be Respectful To Others
Work Hard And You WILL Succeed
among others.
In fact, as it turns out,
1/
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"Donald Trump is not just a failure as a President. He is a failure as a human being."
– Rob Reiner
– Rob Reiner
December 21, 2025 at 1:17 AM
"Donald Trump is not just a failure as a President. He is a failure as a human being."
– Rob Reiner
– Rob Reiner
Hey! They’ve released the Epstein Files in the new convenient scroll format!
December 20, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Hey! They’ve released the Epstein Files in the new convenient scroll format!
And so begins a new chapter in the history of the US.
And it begins with a quote that will define the coming era:
“Holy shit I got away with it? I really AM God!”
And it begins with a quote that will define the coming era:
“Holy shit I got away with it? I really AM God!”
December 20, 2025 at 1:31 AM
And so begins a new chapter in the history of the US.
And it begins with a quote that will define the coming era:
“Holy shit I got away with it? I really AM God!”
And it begins with a quote that will define the coming era:
“Holy shit I got away with it? I really AM God!”