Doctor Syn, Scarecrow ⚥
@marshscarecrow.bsky.social
Pragmatist. Satirist. Feminist. Otherist.
I’m not an Atheist. I’m Atheish.
#Resisting since 1775. I left Twitter *way* before leaving Twitter was cool.
DM = Unfollow or Block
Also: I swear an awful lot.
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I’m not an Atheist. I’m Atheish.
#Resisting since 1775. I left Twitter *way* before leaving Twitter was cool.
DM = Unfollow or Block
Also: I swear an awful lot.
Ally 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🌈 ⚥
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Greetings citizens, it’s been a while. Due to recent unfortunate, revolting developments, the Scarecrow rides again.
Let’s do this.
Let’s do this.
So given the other not-at-all tacky crap he’s doing to the presidency, what are the odds we end up with bull balls hanging off the back of Air Force One?
November 11, 2025 at 1:14 AM
So given the other not-at-all tacky crap he’s doing to the presidency, what are the odds we end up with bull balls hanging off the back of Air Force One?
Love. This. #Pride
Kim Davis who tried to get the #SupremeCourt to overturn same sex marriage now owes a gay couple $360k — Fabulous 🏳️🌈
November 11, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Love. This. #Pride
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Parents, isn’t it time you talked to your kids about Spotify?
Spotify is crashing HARD because of the boycott. Their stock dropped 11% in value over the last month. Let’s keep this going!
Tell everyone you know to boycott Spotify. There are plenty of alternatives that don’t run ICE advertisements and screw over artists.
We made it easy at boycottspotify.com.
Tell everyone you know to boycott Spotify. There are plenty of alternatives that don’t run ICE advertisements and screw over artists.
We made it easy at boycottspotify.com.
November 9, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Parents, isn’t it time you talked to your kids about Spotify?
Dear GOP:
Here’s your national healthcare plan, and this is RIGHT IN TRUMP’S WHEELHOUSE:
Cheat off of Canada’s paper.
Just do exactly what Canada is doing. That’s it. Industrial Espionage that shit. Steal steal steal.
And take full credit for it.
That’s all you have to do.
You’re welcome.
Here’s your national healthcare plan, and this is RIGHT IN TRUMP’S WHEELHOUSE:
Cheat off of Canada’s paper.
Just do exactly what Canada is doing. That’s it. Industrial Espionage that shit. Steal steal steal.
And take full credit for it.
That’s all you have to do.
You’re welcome.
a movie poster for indiana jones and the last crusade shows a man in a hat saying " trust me "
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November 8, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Dear GOP:
Here’s your national healthcare plan, and this is RIGHT IN TRUMP’S WHEELHOUSE:
Cheat off of Canada’s paper.
Just do exactly what Canada is doing. That’s it. Industrial Espionage that shit. Steal steal steal.
And take full credit for it.
That’s all you have to do.
You’re welcome.
Here’s your national healthcare plan, and this is RIGHT IN TRUMP’S WHEELHOUSE:
Cheat off of Canada’s paper.
Just do exactly what Canada is doing. That’s it. Industrial Espionage that shit. Steal steal steal.
And take full credit for it.
That’s all you have to do.
You’re welcome.
So let’s see if I have the gist of this:
The Government, which decries “Socialism” with every other breath, is cutting off food assistance knowing people will starve.
Meanwhile, decent people are donating whatever they can to local food shelters in order to feed their neighbors. Which is…?
The Government, which decries “Socialism” with every other breath, is cutting off food assistance knowing people will starve.
Meanwhile, decent people are donating whatever they can to local food shelters in order to feed their neighbors. Which is…?
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media.tenor.com
November 8, 2025 at 6:18 PM
So let’s see if I have the gist of this:
The Government, which decries “Socialism” with every other breath, is cutting off food assistance knowing people will starve.
Meanwhile, decent people are donating whatever they can to local food shelters in order to feed their neighbors. Which is…?
The Government, which decries “Socialism” with every other breath, is cutting off food assistance knowing people will starve.
Meanwhile, decent people are donating whatever they can to local food shelters in order to feed their neighbors. Which is…?
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The Regime: does something wildly and unprecedentedly illegal.
The Courts: “STOP THAT!”
The Regime: “You can’t make us!”
The Courts: “I SAID STOP!”
The Regime: “Hahaha we’re not stopping! We’re gonna fix you!”
SCOTUS: “Fuck that lower court bullshit. We got you, boo. Starve the little shits.”
The Courts: “STOP THAT!”
The Regime: “You can’t make us!”
The Courts: “I SAID STOP!”
The Regime: “Hahaha we’re not stopping! We’re gonna fix you!”
SCOTUS: “Fuck that lower court bullshit. We got you, boo. Starve the little shits.”
November 8, 2025 at 1:14 PM
The Regime: does something wildly and unprecedentedly illegal.
The Courts: “STOP THAT!”
The Regime: “You can’t make us!”
The Courts: “I SAID STOP!”
The Regime: “Hahaha we’re not stopping! We’re gonna fix you!”
SCOTUS: “Fuck that lower court bullshit. We got you, boo. Starve the little shits.”
The Courts: “STOP THAT!”
The Regime: “You can’t make us!”
The Courts: “I SAID STOP!”
The Regime: “Hahaha we’re not stopping! We’re gonna fix you!”
SCOTUS: “Fuck that lower court bullshit. We got you, boo. Starve the little shits.”
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The guy who kept calling Joe Biden ‘Sleepy Joe’ was in another coma yesterday during his pharmaceutical meeting in the Oval Office.
November 7, 2025 at 2:30 PM
The guy who kept calling Joe Biden ‘Sleepy Joe’ was in another coma yesterday during his pharmaceutical meeting in the Oval Office.
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Live footage of RFK Jr. after the person passed out!
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media.tenor.com
November 7, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Live footage of RFK Jr. after the person passed out!
Whatever works…
November 6, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Whatever works…
MTG is hitting the talk show circuit bitching about Mike Johnson like she’s at the office water cooler bitching about her shift lead.
November 6, 2025 at 2:46 PM
MTG is hitting the talk show circuit bitching about Mike Johnson like she’s at the office water cooler bitching about her shift lead.
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Dear MAGA—
The primary reason a Transgender Person goes into a public restroom is to void waste (kinda like we did in last night’s election…but I digress…)
If you did some READING you would learn all kinds of things about the impact of hormones on a person’s system.
Stop believing BS propaganda.
The primary reason a Transgender Person goes into a public restroom is to void waste (kinda like we did in last night’s election…but I digress…)
If you did some READING you would learn all kinds of things about the impact of hormones on a person’s system.
Stop believing BS propaganda.
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media.tenor.com
November 5, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Dear MAGA—
The primary reason a Transgender Person goes into a public restroom is to void waste (kinda like we did in last night’s election…but I digress…)
If you did some READING you would learn all kinds of things about the impact of hormones on a person’s system.
Stop believing BS propaganda.
The primary reason a Transgender Person goes into a public restroom is to void waste (kinda like we did in last night’s election…but I digress…)
If you did some READING you would learn all kinds of things about the impact of hormones on a person’s system.
Stop believing BS propaganda.
Virginia and New Jersey are about to categorically prove (once again) that WOMEN ARE STRONG LEADERS.
LFG!
LFG!
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media.tenor.com
November 5, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Virginia and New Jersey are about to categorically prove (once again) that WOMEN ARE STRONG LEADERS.
LFG!
LFG!
What Dan said.
…I’ll add a hearty “Hi-Ho Fuck You All” for good measure …
…I’ll add a hearty “Hi-Ho Fuck You All” for good measure …
Hey republicians see what happens when you piss off a nation. By kidnapping and breaking up families and starving people here at home and around the globe.
November 5, 2025 at 5:32 AM
What Dan said.
…I’ll add a hearty “Hi-Ho Fuck You All” for good measure …
…I’ll add a hearty “Hi-Ho Fuck You All” for good measure …
This. All of THIS. 💪🏼
And, as an added bonus, @statenavigate.org is now projecting Dems with 62 seats (out of 100) in the VA House of Delegates (even more amazing when you consider that Dems had only 34 seats heading in to the 2017 elections). Wow, what a night! bluevirginia.us/2025/11/live...
November 5, 2025 at 3:37 AM
This. All of THIS. 💪🏼
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All the worst people you know are having a TERRIBLE night 🤣
November 5, 2025 at 2:47 AM
All the worst people you know are having a TERRIBLE night 🤣
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Governor-Elect Spanberger's daughter crying because she is so proud of her mother, and her sister holding her hand to comfort her, shows that Abigail Spanberger is not just a great politician, but also a wonderful mother.
November 5, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Governor-Elect Spanberger's daughter crying because she is so proud of her mother, and her sister holding her hand to comfort her, shows that Abigail Spanberger is not just a great politician, but also a wonderful mother.
Thank you, Virginia.
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November 5, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Thank you, Virginia.
We’re one bad day from this:
“So the president is going to unilaterally cancel SNAP benefits?”
“Like, OMG, how can you like, ask that dumb question with a straight face when your HAIR looks like THAT? So grody…”
“So the president is going to unilaterally cancel SNAP benefits?”
“Like, OMG, how can you like, ask that dumb question with a straight face when your HAIR looks like THAT? So grody…”
November 4, 2025 at 6:49 PM
We’re one bad day from this:
“So the president is going to unilaterally cancel SNAP benefits?”
“Like, OMG, how can you like, ask that dumb question with a straight face when your HAIR looks like THAT? So grody…”
“So the president is going to unilaterally cancel SNAP benefits?”
“Like, OMG, how can you like, ask that dumb question with a straight face when your HAIR looks like THAT? So grody…”
According to the NYT, the Virginia Governors race is apparently Schrödinger's Election:
If it goes for Spanberger, it’s HUGE trouble for Trump. Or IS it?
Way to state your opinion while hedging your bets that he’s going to hear about your position.
If it goes for Spanberger, it’s HUGE trouble for Trump. Or IS it?
Way to state your opinion while hedging your bets that he’s going to hear about your position.
November 4, 2025 at 4:38 PM