Doctor Syn, Scarecrow ⚥
@marshscarecrow.bsky.social
Pragmatist. Satirist. Feminist. Otherist.
I’m not an Atheist. I’m Atheish.
#Resisting since 1775. I left Twitter *way* before leaving Twitter was cool.
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Also: I swear an awful lot.
Ally 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🌈 ⚥
I’m not an Atheist. I’m Atheish.
#Resisting since 1775. I left Twitter *way* before leaving Twitter was cool.
DM = Unfollow or Block
Also: I swear an awful lot.
Ally 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🌈 ⚥
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Greetings citizens, it’s been a while. Due to recent unfortunate, revolting developments, the Scarecrow rides again.
Let’s do this.
Let’s do this.
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“If releasing the Epstein files would end your presidency, then your presidency should end.”
November 13, 2025 at 10:50 PM
“If releasing the Epstein files would end your presidency, then your presidency should end.”
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Resign. Now.
November 14, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Resign. Now.
They will even move the goalposts of their OWN MORALITY in order to justify Trump.
Tell me you’re in a cult without saying “I am in a cult.” 🙄
Tell me you’re in a cult without saying “I am in a cult.” 🙄
Nope. No goddamned way do you get to normalize this.
If you're an adult & you "like 15 year old girls", you are a fucking pedophile.
If you're an adult & you "like 15 year old girls", you are a fucking pedophile.
November 13, 2025 at 7:30 PM
They will even move the goalposts of their OWN MORALITY in order to justify Trump.
Tell me you’re in a cult without saying “I am in a cult.” 🙄
Tell me you’re in a cult without saying “I am in a cult.” 🙄
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@stephaniemiller.bsky.social Well played, Steph!
Sean Hannity found himself scrambling for control when a liberal radio host hijacked a segment meant to mock her—turning it into a live-fire exchange over Trump, Epstein, and presidential dementia.
Flustered Hannity Struggles to Contain Guest Talking Trump ‘Dementia’ on Air
The Fox News host was forced on the defensive by a liberal radio host he thought was easy meat.
trib.al
November 13, 2025 at 1:12 PM
@stephaniemiller.bsky.social Well played, Steph!
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November 13, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Hypocrisy and Willful Ignorance are MAGA’s first and middle names. 🙄
November 13, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Hypocrisy and Willful Ignorance are MAGA’s first and middle names. 🙄
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“But her emails” was just another confession disguised as an accusation, it’s so incredibly obvious now.
November 13, 2025 at 10:39 AM
“But her emails” was just another confession disguised as an accusation, it’s so incredibly obvious now.
So let me get this straight: they summoned BoBo to the Whitest House to try to get her to NOT support releasing the Epstein Files.
And her crazy conspiracy craving self is, reportedly, NOT capitulating (so far.)
Maybe the crazy will work to our advantage..?
And her crazy conspiracy craving self is, reportedly, NOT capitulating (so far.)
Maybe the crazy will work to our advantage..?
November 13, 2025 at 12:29 AM
So let me get this straight: they summoned BoBo to the Whitest House to try to get her to NOT support releasing the Epstein Files.
And her crazy conspiracy craving self is, reportedly, NOT capitulating (so far.)
Maybe the crazy will work to our advantage..?
And her crazy conspiracy craving self is, reportedly, NOT capitulating (so far.)
Maybe the crazy will work to our advantage..?
Democrats: “Hell no! We won’t go!”
GOP: “We have cake.”
D: “We don’t want your cake! (Some of us do, tho!)”
G: “Come with us and we’ll give you cake.”
D: “Except for them, nobody is going with you! (Here we come!) You guys are banished forever!”
G: “Good. Now piss off.”
(D): (“Cake?”)
G: “We lied.”
GOP: “We have cake.”
D: “We don’t want your cake! (Some of us do, tho!)”
G: “Come with us and we’ll give you cake.”
D: “Except for them, nobody is going with you! (Here we come!) You guys are banished forever!”
G: “Good. Now piss off.”
(D): (“Cake?”)
G: “We lied.”
November 12, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Democrats: “Hell no! We won’t go!”
GOP: “We have cake.”
D: “We don’t want your cake! (Some of us do, tho!)”
G: “Come with us and we’ll give you cake.”
D: “Except for them, nobody is going with you! (Here we come!) You guys are banished forever!”
G: “Good. Now piss off.”
(D): (“Cake?”)
G: “We lied.”
GOP: “We have cake.”
D: “We don’t want your cake! (Some of us do, tho!)”
G: “Come with us and we’ll give you cake.”
D: “Except for them, nobody is going with you! (Here we come!) You guys are banished forever!”
G: “Good. Now piss off.”
(D): (“Cake?”)
G: “We lied.”
“Following her arraignment.”
Those words, once upon a time, would have been enough to get someone laughed out of politics.
That we live in a timeline where everyone knows that she’s being arraigned in a kangaroo court and is actually the good guy is troubling to say the least.
You GO girl. 💪🏼
Those words, once upon a time, would have been enough to get someone laughed out of politics.
That we live in a timeline where everyone knows that she’s being arraigned in a kangaroo court and is actually the good guy is troubling to say the least.
You GO girl. 💪🏼
Come join with others to stand against Trump's political prosecutions, against ICE's attacks on our communities, and for freedom of speech and the right to protest.
See you tomorrow.
See you tomorrow.
November 11, 2025 at 5:00 PM
“Following her arraignment.”
Those words, once upon a time, would have been enough to get someone laughed out of politics.
That we live in a timeline where everyone knows that she’s being arraigned in a kangaroo court and is actually the good guy is troubling to say the least.
You GO girl. 💪🏼
Those words, once upon a time, would have been enough to get someone laughed out of politics.
That we live in a timeline where everyone knows that she’s being arraigned in a kangaroo court and is actually the good guy is troubling to say the least.
You GO girl. 💪🏼
So given the other not-at-all tacky crap he’s doing to the presidency, what are the odds we end up with bull balls hanging off the back of Air Force One?
November 11, 2025 at 1:14 AM
So given the other not-at-all tacky crap he’s doing to the presidency, what are the odds we end up with bull balls hanging off the back of Air Force One?
Love. This. #Pride
Kim Davis who tried to get the #SupremeCourt to overturn same sex marriage now owes a gay couple $360k — Fabulous 🏳️🌈
November 11, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Love. This. #Pride
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Parents, isn’t it time you talked to your kids about Spotify?
Spotify is crashing HARD because of the boycott. Their stock dropped 11% in value over the last month. Let’s keep this going!
Tell everyone you know to boycott Spotify. There are plenty of alternatives that don’t run ICE advertisements and screw over artists.
We made it easy at boycottspotify.com.
Tell everyone you know to boycott Spotify. There are plenty of alternatives that don’t run ICE advertisements and screw over artists.
We made it easy at boycottspotify.com.
November 9, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Parents, isn’t it time you talked to your kids about Spotify?
Dear GOP:
Here’s your national healthcare plan, and this is RIGHT IN TRUMP’S WHEELHOUSE:
Cheat off of Canada’s paper.
Just do exactly what Canada is doing. That’s it. Industrial Espionage that shit. Steal steal steal.
And take full credit for it.
That’s all you have to do.
You’re welcome.
Here’s your national healthcare plan, and this is RIGHT IN TRUMP’S WHEELHOUSE:
Cheat off of Canada’s paper.
Just do exactly what Canada is doing. That’s it. Industrial Espionage that shit. Steal steal steal.
And take full credit for it.
That’s all you have to do.
You’re welcome.
a movie poster for indiana jones and the last crusade shows a man in a hat saying " trust me "
ALT: a movie poster for indiana jones and the last crusade shows a man in a hat saying " trust me "
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November 8, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Dear GOP:
Here’s your national healthcare plan, and this is RIGHT IN TRUMP’S WHEELHOUSE:
Cheat off of Canada’s paper.
Just do exactly what Canada is doing. That’s it. Industrial Espionage that shit. Steal steal steal.
And take full credit for it.
That’s all you have to do.
You’re welcome.
Here’s your national healthcare plan, and this is RIGHT IN TRUMP’S WHEELHOUSE:
Cheat off of Canada’s paper.
Just do exactly what Canada is doing. That’s it. Industrial Espionage that shit. Steal steal steal.
And take full credit for it.
That’s all you have to do.
You’re welcome.
So let’s see if I have the gist of this:
The Government, which decries “Socialism” with every other breath, is cutting off food assistance knowing people will starve.
Meanwhile, decent people are donating whatever they can to local food shelters in order to feed their neighbors. Which is…?
The Government, which decries “Socialism” with every other breath, is cutting off food assistance knowing people will starve.
Meanwhile, decent people are donating whatever they can to local food shelters in order to feed their neighbors. Which is…?
a man wearing glasses is standing in front of a blackboard and saying `` anyone ? '' .
ALT: a man wearing glasses is standing in front of a blackboard and saying `` anyone ? '' .
media.tenor.com
November 8, 2025 at 6:18 PM
So let’s see if I have the gist of this:
The Government, which decries “Socialism” with every other breath, is cutting off food assistance knowing people will starve.
Meanwhile, decent people are donating whatever they can to local food shelters in order to feed their neighbors. Which is…?
The Government, which decries “Socialism” with every other breath, is cutting off food assistance knowing people will starve.
Meanwhile, decent people are donating whatever they can to local food shelters in order to feed their neighbors. Which is…?
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The Regime: does something wildly and unprecedentedly illegal.
The Courts: “STOP THAT!”
The Regime: “You can’t make us!”
The Courts: “I SAID STOP!”
The Regime: “Hahaha we’re not stopping! We’re gonna fix you!”
SCOTUS: “Fuck that lower court bullshit. We got you, boo. Starve the little shits.”
The Courts: “STOP THAT!”
The Regime: “You can’t make us!”
The Courts: “I SAID STOP!”
The Regime: “Hahaha we’re not stopping! We’re gonna fix you!”
SCOTUS: “Fuck that lower court bullshit. We got you, boo. Starve the little shits.”
November 8, 2025 at 1:14 PM
The Regime: does something wildly and unprecedentedly illegal.
The Courts: “STOP THAT!”
The Regime: “You can’t make us!”
The Courts: “I SAID STOP!”
The Regime: “Hahaha we’re not stopping! We’re gonna fix you!”
SCOTUS: “Fuck that lower court bullshit. We got you, boo. Starve the little shits.”
The Courts: “STOP THAT!”
The Regime: “You can’t make us!”
The Courts: “I SAID STOP!”
The Regime: “Hahaha we’re not stopping! We’re gonna fix you!”
SCOTUS: “Fuck that lower court bullshit. We got you, boo. Starve the little shits.”
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The guy who kept calling Joe Biden ‘Sleepy Joe’ was in another coma yesterday during his pharmaceutical meeting in the Oval Office.
November 7, 2025 at 2:30 PM
The guy who kept calling Joe Biden ‘Sleepy Joe’ was in another coma yesterday during his pharmaceutical meeting in the Oval Office.
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Live footage of RFK Jr. after the person passed out!
a group of people are gathered around a table at a party .
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media.tenor.com
November 7, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Live footage of RFK Jr. after the person passed out!
Whatever works…
November 6, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Whatever works…
MTG is hitting the talk show circuit bitching about Mike Johnson like she’s at the office water cooler bitching about her shift lead.
November 6, 2025 at 2:46 PM
MTG is hitting the talk show circuit bitching about Mike Johnson like she’s at the office water cooler bitching about her shift lead.