Mark Trail
@marktrail.bsky.social
Jack-of-All Ceremonies, Cheaplance Writer, Nature Boy, Record Collector and Reasonable Person.
You've been given a horse - what's your next move?
Ira Unstableboy
Ira Unstableboy
January 7, 2026 at 2:36 PM
You've been given a horse - what's your next move?
Ira Unstableboy
Ira Unstableboy
Somebody washed the sex towels.
O. Yeah
O. Yeah
January 7, 2026 at 2:33 PM
Somebody washed the sex towels.
O. Yeah
O. Yeah
Many great love affairs began over a simple poultice.
Leif Plasterdatt
Leif Plasterdatt
January 7, 2026 at 2:23 PM
Many great love affairs began over a simple poultice.
Leif Plasterdatt
Leif Plasterdatt
I'm interested in hearing about your experiences with acupuncture. Did your condition improve?
Effie Cacy
Effie Cacy
January 7, 2026 at 2:21 PM
I'm interested in hearing about your experiences with acupuncture. Did your condition improve?
Effie Cacy
Effie Cacy
I remember from my anthropology studies that in many small towns, when a young woman is ready for mating she has a clever method of making the other reproductively viable young women of the village so unattractive that she has no competition. And that is how the bride is made!
Hiram Education
Hiram Education
January 7, 2026 at 2:16 PM
I remember from my anthropology studies that in many small towns, when a young woman is ready for mating she has a clever method of making the other reproductively viable young women of the village so unattractive that she has no competition. And that is how the bride is made!
Hiram Education
Hiram Education
People who voted for this guy twice were nothing but a bunch of big suckers! How am I doing on resisting the oligarchy through the use of biting satire, say on a scale of 1 to 10?
Dick Tater-Stopper
Dick Tater-Stopper
January 7, 2026 at 2:04 PM
People who voted for this guy twice were nothing but a bunch of big suckers! How am I doing on resisting the oligarchy through the use of biting satire, say on a scale of 1 to 10?
Dick Tater-Stopper
Dick Tater-Stopper
Get with the programm.
Zigi Herzog
Zigi Herzog
January 7, 2026 at 1:55 PM
Get with the programm.
Zigi Herzog
Zigi Herzog
A certain amount of longing is almost guaranteed but pining for the fjords is hit and miss.
Helga Highwater
Helga Highwater
January 7, 2026 at 1:52 PM
A certain amount of longing is almost guaranteed but pining for the fjords is hit and miss.
Helga Highwater
Helga Highwater
My plan is to call her Friday at 5:30 p.m. - she should be home for dinner. Then I'm going to ask her what she's up to on Sat. night! I hope she doesn't have a party line because I want to keep the conversation unhurried and casual. Not to the point of sounding disinterested of course!
Andy Donlow
Andy Donlow
January 6, 2026 at 11:25 PM
My plan is to call her Friday at 5:30 p.m. - she should be home for dinner. Then I'm going to ask her what she's up to on Sat. night! I hope she doesn't have a party line because I want to keep the conversation unhurried and casual. Not to the point of sounding disinterested of course!
Andy Donlow
Andy Donlow
We're on our way! We're almost there!
Bea Derzoon
Bea Derzoon
January 6, 2026 at 11:04 PM
We're on our way! We're almost there!
Bea Derzoon
Bea Derzoon
It's not often that I'm at the apex of popular culture but I have the exact same pickleball paddle holder as those guys!
Will Serve
Will Serve
January 6, 2026 at 7:41 PM
It's not often that I'm at the apex of popular culture but I have the exact same pickleball paddle holder as those guys!
Will Serve
Will Serve
Whenever I see pictures of Josephine Baker living it up in France, it always looks like Paris was working out for her. I imagine her getting plenty of that delicious French cuisine and staying in some swanky inn. What a life! (Please do not share any real stories of heartache or pain).
Jo Dancer
Jo Dancer
January 6, 2026 at 4:58 PM
Whenever I see pictures of Josephine Baker living it up in France, it always looks like Paris was working out for her. I imagine her getting plenty of that delicious French cuisine and staying in some swanky inn. What a life! (Please do not share any real stories of heartache or pain).
Jo Dancer
Jo Dancer
With about 8.3 billion people in the world, it may seem daunting to find that one special one who completes you. Have you located that person or did you decide you're just not that interested?
Hugh N. Meebabe
Hugh N. Meebabe
January 6, 2026 at 4:47 PM
With about 8.3 billion people in the world, it may seem daunting to find that one special one who completes you. Have you located that person or did you decide you're just not that interested?
Hugh N. Meebabe
Hugh N. Meebabe
I'm pretty sure the rain is letting up.
Clarence Overyonder
Clarence Overyonder
January 6, 2026 at 12:37 AM
I'm pretty sure the rain is letting up.
Clarence Overyonder
Clarence Overyonder
I saw this one parked at Moon Motel. I appreciate it when someone puts an effort into personalizing their bumper sticker so I can feel like I really get to know them, even for a brief moment in time.
Ike N. Feelya
Ike N. Feelya
January 6, 2026 at 12:29 AM
I saw this one parked at Moon Motel. I appreciate it when someone puts an effort into personalizing their bumper sticker so I can feel like I really get to know them, even for a brief moment in time.
Ike N. Feelya
Ike N. Feelya
I intend to remain open-minded about other designs but this is the coolest pizza cutter I've seen so far.
Bon Voyager
Bon Voyager
January 5, 2026 at 5:05 PM
I intend to remain open-minded about other designs but this is the coolest pizza cutter I've seen so far.
Bon Voyager
Bon Voyager
Sometimes a cartoon is what really gets down to business.
Drew Conclusions
Drew Conclusions
January 5, 2026 at 2:44 PM
Sometimes a cartoon is what really gets down to business.
Drew Conclusions
Drew Conclusions
I wonder if by consensus we could just go back to Christmas and try starting over again. Atheists welcome.
Harvey Newstart
Harvey Newstart
January 4, 2026 at 8:54 PM
I wonder if by consensus we could just go back to Christmas and try starting over again. Atheists welcome.
Harvey Newstart
Harvey Newstart
Sometimes there's just no substitute for good old paper. Hemp paper or bamboo paper could be good old paper.
Papyrus Johnson
Papyrus Johnson
January 4, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Sometimes there's just no substitute for good old paper. Hemp paper or bamboo paper could be good old paper.
Papyrus Johnson
Papyrus Johnson
Once I get my Groucho Goggles on, everything looks good again.
Saul Perception
Saul Perception
January 4, 2026 at 2:53 PM
Once I get my Groucho Goggles on, everything looks good again.
Saul Perception
Saul Perception
When you can't tell what the fuck is going to happen next because absolutely anything is possible, wondering what the future holds feels a bit anguishy.
Kay Sera-Sera
Kay Sera-Sera
January 4, 2026 at 2:48 PM
When you can't tell what the fuck is going to happen next because absolutely anything is possible, wondering what the future holds feels a bit anguishy.
Kay Sera-Sera
Kay Sera-Sera
There's a difference between being a record collector and being a music collector.
Niche Nolte
Niche Nolte
January 4, 2026 at 2:37 PM
There's a difference between being a record collector and being a music collector.
Niche Nolte
Niche Nolte
Hot springs eternal.
Tubby Addin
Tubby Addin
January 4, 2026 at 2:32 PM
Hot springs eternal.
Tubby Addin
Tubby Addin
Do you live where you live by way of a carefully executed plan or are you where circumstances have placed you, with a minimal amount of steering on your part?
Homer Tempstop
Homer Tempstop
January 3, 2026 at 9:51 PM
Do you live where you live by way of a carefully executed plan or are you where circumstances have placed you, with a minimal amount of steering on your part?
Homer Tempstop
Homer Tempstop
When I hit the sack tonight I intend to block it all out and sleep like a baby, complete with babbling and drooling I suppose. What else can I do?
Reston Reinvigorate
Reston Reinvigorate
January 3, 2026 at 9:46 PM
When I hit the sack tonight I intend to block it all out and sleep like a baby, complete with babbling and drooling I suppose. What else can I do?
Reston Reinvigorate
Reston Reinvigorate