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...broke my heart, now I'm aching for you. 😁
October 10, 2025 at 8:43 AM
...broke my heart, now I'm aching for you. 😁
But what if I want to continue my tube journey by *unreasonable* means, like flying carpet or mechanical horse, eh, TFL?
September 24, 2025 at 5:43 PM
But what if I want to continue my tube journey by *unreasonable* means, like flying carpet or mechanical horse, eh, TFL?
Wanna dance to the best 90s grunge and alternative, from Nirvana to Hole, Smashing Pumpkins to Placebo, and of course Alice in Chains?
Bruise Violet at The Albany W1W 19 Sept, London UK
19 Sept, 9pm-2am, £10 door.
#90sclub #alternativeclub #londonclub #grungeclub #londonclubnight
Bruise Violet at The Albany W1W 19 Sept, London UK
19 Sept, 9pm-2am, £10 door.
#90sclub #alternativeclub #londonclub #grungeclub #londonclubnight
September 9, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Wanna dance to the best 90s grunge and alternative, from Nirvana to Hole, Smashing Pumpkins to Placebo, and of course Alice in Chains?
Bruise Violet at The Albany W1W 19 Sept, London UK
19 Sept, 9pm-2am, £10 door.
#90sclub #alternativeclub #londonclub #grungeclub #londonclubnight
Bruise Violet at The Albany W1W 19 Sept, London UK
19 Sept, 9pm-2am, £10 door.
#90sclub #alternativeclub #londonclub #grungeclub #londonclubnight
Oh look, it's Rome Final Boss...
September 8, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Oh look, it's Rome Final Boss...
The cup of coffee next to mine at Black Sheep this morning had the name "Torquil" on it. I didn't realize anyone was actually called that in real life (inasmuch as the City has any relation to real life).
September 2, 2025 at 6:05 PM
The cup of coffee next to mine at Black Sheep this morning had the name "Torquil" on it. I didn't realize anyone was actually called that in real life (inasmuch as the City has any relation to real life).
TV show pitch: Last of the Sumer Wine. Three annoyingly roguish old blokes accidentally summon Ereshkigal via an inexplicably wheeled bathtub. She unleashes darkness, misery and gloom on West Yorkshire. No one notices.
August 29, 2025 at 8:39 PM
TV show pitch: Last of the Sumer Wine. Three annoyingly roguish old blokes accidentally summon Ereshkigal via an inexplicably wheeled bathtub. She unleashes darkness, misery and gloom on West Yorkshire. No one notices.
@netflix.com production meeting: "Ed Gein, but make him sexy and brooding!"
Strong Zoolander vibe coming off these posters...
Strong Zoolander vibe coming off these posters...
August 29, 2025 at 9:49 AM
@netflix.com production meeting: "Ed Gein, but make him sexy and brooding!"
Strong Zoolander vibe coming off these posters...
Strong Zoolander vibe coming off these posters...
"I need a guy who can play a no-nonsense cop with balls of hard, cold steel... get me Al Pachinko!"
August 1, 2025 at 7:42 PM
"I need a guy who can play a no-nonsense cop with balls of hard, cold steel... get me Al Pachinko!"
Guess the groovy train has been cancelled...
July 28, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Guess the groovy train has been cancelled...
Best explanation of blockchain I've ever seen...
July 22, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Best explanation of blockchain I've ever seen...
I've noticed lately that there's one popular aftershave that smells of digestive biscuits, and another reminiscent of those weird freshening balls my mum used to chuck in the Hoover.
Definitely didn't have "80s coffee morning" as the vibe in men's fragrances for 2025.
Definitely didn't have "80s coffee morning" as the vibe in men's fragrances for 2025.
July 17, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I've noticed lately that there's one popular aftershave that smells of digestive biscuits, and another reminiscent of those weird freshening balls my mum used to chuck in the Hoover.
Definitely didn't have "80s coffee morning" as the vibe in men's fragrances for 2025.
Definitely didn't have "80s coffee morning" as the vibe in men's fragrances for 2025.
The Police once tried to find out what I knew about Post Office whistleblower Richard Roll.
But I told them I was never gonna give him up.
But I told them I was never gonna give him up.
July 15, 2025 at 2:15 PM
The Police once tried to find out what I knew about Post Office whistleblower Richard Roll.
But I told them I was never gonna give him up.
But I told them I was never gonna give him up.
Whenever I read about the publisher Penguin Michael Joseph.I always subconsciously parse that as a penguin named Michael Joseph.
July 9, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Whenever I read about the publisher Penguin Michael Joseph.I always subconsciously parse that as a penguin named Michael Joseph.
Do you think he realises...?
July 2, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Do you think he realises...?
Gmail's tendency to abbreviate with a full stop is giving Lord Steel a sort of Shinobi final boss energy here...
June 11, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Gmail's tendency to abbreviate with a full stop is giving Lord Steel a sort of Shinobi final boss energy here...
How come real-life motorcades never include three guys on dirt bikes with katanas?
June 8, 2025 at 10:56 AM
How come real-life motorcades never include three guys on dirt bikes with katanas?
Not feeling the new Weekend at Bernie's remake at all...
June 3, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Not feeling the new Weekend at Bernie's remake at all...
May 31, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Did anyone order Mulder and Scully from Temu...?
May 30, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Did anyone order Mulder and Scully from Temu...?
Presumably Netflix retains the rights to any kids that come out of this...
May 29, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Presumably Netflix retains the rights to any kids that come out of this...
I wanted to learn how to defend myself using only 60s Italian lounge music, but I can't find anywhere in London that can teach me Tae-Quando-Quando-Quando.
May 27, 2025 at 6:12 PM
I wanted to learn how to defend myself using only 60s Italian lounge music, but I can't find anywhere in London that can teach me Tae-Quando-Quando-Quando.
It may seem like an innocuous and jolly word by today's standards, but a "flibbertigibbet" was actually a 17th century gallows used to execute people convicted of being overly excitable.
Or something.
Or something.
May 26, 2025 at 2:17 PM
It may seem like an innocuous and jolly word by today's standards, but a "flibbertigibbet" was actually a 17th century gallows used to execute people convicted of being overly excitable.
Or something.
Or something.
Someone in our building has started learning the Koto, which means I'm now sitting outside in the evening sunshine with a sense of inner peace and harmony, but also a slight fear I'm going to be attacked by ninjas.
May 13, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Someone in our building has started learning the Koto, which means I'm now sitting outside in the evening sunshine with a sense of inner peace and harmony, but also a slight fear I'm going to be attacked by ninjas.
Everyone else's inventors: "We called this weapon the Hellbomber, to inspire fear."
British inventors: "We called this weapon the Wanking Cyril. Because we were drunk. And it looks like Cyril."
British inventors: "We called this weapon the Wanking Cyril. Because we were drunk. And it looks like Cyril."
May 8, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Everyone else's inventors: "We called this weapon the Hellbomber, to inspire fear."
British inventors: "We called this weapon the Wanking Cyril. Because we were drunk. And it looks like Cyril."
British inventors: "We called this weapon the Wanking Cyril. Because we were drunk. And it looks like Cyril."
May 2, 2025 at 5:08 PM