markthirteen.bsky.social
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...broke my heart, now I'm aching for you. 😁
October 10, 2025 at 8:43 AM
Wanna dance to the best 90s grunge and alternative, from Nirvana to Hole, Smashing Pumpkins to Placebo, and of course Alice in Chains?

Bruise Violet at The Albany W1W 19 Sept, London UK

19 Sept, 9pm-2am, £10 door.

#90sclub #alternativeclub #londonclub #grungeclub #londonclubnight
September 9, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Oh look, it's Rome Final Boss...
September 8, 2025 at 11:15 AM
@netflix.com production meeting: "Ed Gein, but make him sexy and brooding!"

Strong Zoolander vibe coming off these posters...
August 29, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Guess the groovy train has been cancelled...
July 28, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Best explanation of blockchain I've ever seen...
July 22, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Do you think he realises...?
July 2, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Gmail's tendency to abbreviate with a full stop is giving Lord Steel a sort of Shinobi final boss energy here...
June 11, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Not feeling the new Weekend at Bernie's remake at all...
June 3, 2025 at 11:01 AM
New Norse animal spirit of Monday mornings just dropped...

#crow #corvid #idontlikemondays
May 31, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Did anyone order Mulder and Scully from Temu...?
May 30, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Presumably Netflix retains the rights to any kids that come out of this...
May 29, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Ooh, someone got swiped right while they were at work today...

#datenight #swiperight #mintyfresh
May 2, 2025 at 5:08 PM
"So, how did you get the idea for this slogan...?"
April 25, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Love the great grunge and alternative sounds of the 90s? Love dancing? Love drinking beer in London basement bars? We've got you...

Bruise Violet tonight at the Albany W1W, from 9pm.

£10 on the door.

#grunge #grungeclub #londonclub #londonalternativeclub #londonclubbing #whatsoninlondon
April 25, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Oh Billboard, you had the chance to caption this "Cher, and Cher-alike", but you blew it.
April 16, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Looking for a drawing pencil last night, I discovered that "2B or not 2B" really *was* the question...
April 2, 2025 at 4:02 PM
In the sport of face-punchy, it strikes me that one of these men is at a disadvantage...
March 31, 2025 at 1:42 PM
The DIY holy grail - getting a second use out of a tube of superglue.
March 16, 2025 at 8:17 PM
I love how polite chillis are, despite being fiercely hit. Easy to grow, and if you forget about them, they just quietly dry out until you need them, and still taste every bit as good.

Ironic that they're so often used with the avocado, the Elton-meets-Mariah ultra-diva of the plant world.
March 7, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Designing packaging for women: "Let's make it unnecessarily pink, but also invoke style, aspiration and somehow refer to what it does."

Designing packaging for men: "I don't care what it does, put it in a fucking grenade!"

#packagingdesign #bigbaddaboom #compensatingmuch
February 21, 2025 at 6:00 PM
It's a bitter suet symphony...
February 14, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Charlie Bigham sounds like a name a European filmmaker would give a stereotypically American character, i.e. Johnny Topdollar or Tony Cowboy.
February 10, 2025 at 11:09 AM
"We ass parrots, in the material world"

Least that's how I've always heard it.
February 7, 2025 at 7:16 PM
No shit?
February 6, 2025 at 10:57 PM