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To the monsters, we're the monsters.
Take a look at me now
February 2, 2026 at 12:51 AM
Take a look at me now
I wonder if "Melanie" will win Best Picture from FIFA
January 30, 2026 at 3:41 PM
I wonder if "Melanie" will win Best Picture from FIFA
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I'd rather be talking about the mysteries of the universe than thinking about the stupidity of this world.
January 26, 2026 at 6:20 PM
I'd rather be talking about the mysteries of the universe than thinking about the stupidity of this world.
I'm not a hoarder, I'm an enthusiast
January 27, 2026 at 8:10 PM
I'm not a hoarder, I'm an enthusiast
Nothing starts with a n and ends with a g
January 23, 2026 at 7:44 PM
Nothing starts with a n and ends with a g
Incorrectly is the only word, even when spelled correctly, spelled incorrectly.
January 23, 2026 at 7:42 PM
Incorrectly is the only word, even when spelled correctly, spelled incorrectly.
Left is the right spelling of left
January 23, 2026 at 7:39 PM
Left is the right spelling of left
I had to put my foot down because she hated my obsession with flamingos.
January 23, 2026 at 7:35 PM
I had to put my foot down because she hated my obsession with flamingos.
Why do cops always get there early?
So they can beat the crowd!
So they can beat the crowd!
January 22, 2026 at 4:19 AM
Why do cops always get there early?
So they can beat the crowd!
So they can beat the crowd!
Oh, how I wish it were true.
January 19, 2026 at 10:57 PM
Oh, how I wish it were true.
It's the People's Retirement Home
January 17, 2026 at 9:47 PM
It's the People's Retirement Home
What's your take on a scale of 1 to the house is on fire
January 13, 2026 at 3:31 PM
What's your take on a scale of 1 to the house is on fire
I feel like the first rule of Fight Club probably has something to do with dental insurance
January 13, 2026 at 3:09 AM
I feel like the first rule of Fight Club probably has something to do with dental insurance
I used to sneak out of my house to go to parties.
Now I sneak out of parties to go to my house.
Now I sneak out of parties to go to my house.
January 12, 2026 at 3:33 PM
I used to sneak out of my house to go to parties.
Now I sneak out of parties to go to my house.
Now I sneak out of parties to go to my house.
My proposal for the official giphy of 2026
a bunch of stuffed animals with their mouths open in front of a window
Alt: Muppets dressed as French aristocrats dancing in front of a window with a guillotine in it. The Muppets flee when they notice it
media.tenor.com
January 10, 2026 at 9:13 PM
My proposal for the official giphy of 2026
Overcoming diversity
January 1, 2026 at 12:05 AM
Overcoming diversity
To the muenster, we're the monsters
December 31, 2025 at 10:44 PM
To the muenster, we're the monsters
"Trust me bro" is a widely known and recognized source.
December 29, 2025 at 4:58 AM
"Trust me bro" is a widely known and recognized source.
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Songs don’t save the world.
They save people.
…And people do the rest.
They save people.
…And people do the rest.
December 24, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Songs don’t save the world.
They save people.
…And people do the rest.
They save people.
…And people do the rest.
The Great Blanding is coming
December 23, 2025 at 3:22 PM
The Great Blanding is coming
They're stealing their oil from us!
December 22, 2025 at 2:41 PM
They're stealing their oil from us!
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Check out Chopped Wood Band's #ChristmasSong cover of Blue Christmas: https://open.spotify.com/track/0cNAMET4acnDWSQpdNUd69?si=98b91c5529fc43e9
...##ChristmasMusic #independentChristmas #indieChristmas #ChristmasSongs #Christmastime #independentartist #independentband #indieartist #indieband
...##ChristmasMusic #independentChristmas #indieChristmas #ChristmasSongs #Christmastime #independentartist #independentband #indieartist #indieband
Blue Christmas
Chopped Wood Band, Trevor James · Blue Christmas · Song · 2023
open.spotify.com
December 19, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Check out Chopped Wood Band's #ChristmasSong cover of Blue Christmas: https://open.spotify.com/track/0cNAMET4acnDWSQpdNUd69?si=98b91c5529fc43e9
...##ChristmasMusic #independentChristmas #indieChristmas #ChristmasSongs #Christmastime #independentartist #independentband #indieartist #indieband
...##ChristmasMusic #independentChristmas #indieChristmas #ChristmasSongs #Christmastime #independentartist #independentband #indieartist #indieband
Moving backward into the future
December 17, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Moving backward into the future