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To the monsters, we're the monsters.
Take a look at me now
February 2, 2026 at 12:51 AM
I wonder if "Melanie" will win Best Picture from FIFA
January 30, 2026 at 3:41 PM
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I'd rather be talking about the mysteries of the universe than thinking about the stupidity of this world.
January 26, 2026 at 6:20 PM
I'm not a hoarder, I'm an enthusiast
January 27, 2026 at 8:10 PM
Nothing starts with a n and ends with a g
January 23, 2026 at 7:44 PM
Incorrectly is the only word, even when spelled correctly, spelled incorrectly.
January 23, 2026 at 7:42 PM
Left is the right spelling of left
January 23, 2026 at 7:39 PM
I had to put my foot down because she hated my obsession with flamingos.
January 23, 2026 at 7:35 PM
Why do cops always get there early?
So they can beat the crowd!
January 22, 2026 at 4:19 AM
Oh, how I wish it were true.
January 19, 2026 at 10:57 PM
January 19, 2026 at 2:58 PM
It's the People's Retirement Home
January 17, 2026 at 9:47 PM
What's your take on a scale of 1 to the house is on fire
January 13, 2026 at 3:31 PM
I feel like the first rule of Fight Club probably has something to do with dental insurance
January 13, 2026 at 3:09 AM
I used to sneak out of my house to go to parties.
Now I sneak out of parties to go to my house.
January 12, 2026 at 3:33 PM
My proposal for the official giphy of 2026
a bunch of stuffed animals with their mouths open in front of a window
Alt: Muppets dressed as French aristocrats dancing in front of a window with a guillotine in it. The Muppets flee when they notice it
media.tenor.com
January 10, 2026 at 9:13 PM
Overcoming diversity
January 1, 2026 at 12:05 AM
To the muenster, we're the monsters
December 31, 2025 at 10:44 PM
"Trust me bro" is a widely known and recognized source.
December 29, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Reposted by Markservnet
Songs don’t save the world.
They save people.

…And people do the rest.
December 24, 2025 at 2:43 AM
The Great Blanding is coming
December 23, 2025 at 3:22 PM
They're stealing their oil from us!
December 22, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Moving backward into the future
December 17, 2025 at 5:10 AM