Tenspeed and/or Brownshoe
@markrock666.bsky.social
PGA golfer, Scottie Scheffler was arrested for striking an officer with his car in a similar incident to the Minnesota woman. Scottie also was clearly moving away from the cop and the cop hung on to his car. Charges declined by DA next day and no one shot him.
January 8, 2026 at 1:14 PM
January 8, 2026 at 11:59 AM
These videos are still so jarring. Never has the contrast between "holy fuckin' shit, I'm watching this horrifying historical event unfold live" & "uhhh...I think that guy pepper spraying a cop is my milk delivery guy" been starker.
I've watched thousands of videos from the Jan. 6 riot as part of NPR's reporting and archive project on that day.
Here are some of the lesser known videos that have really stuck with me.
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Here are some of the lesser known videos that have really stuck with me.
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January 6, 2026 at 3:12 PM
These videos are still so jarring. Never has the contrast between "holy fuckin' shit, I'm watching this horrifying historical event unfold live" & "uhhh...I think that guy pepper spraying a cop is my milk delivery guy" been starker.
New game idea- Greenland or Elon's dick?
January 5, 2026 at 3:08 AM
New game idea- Greenland or Elon's dick?
"Nothing can compare to it. In fact, many people are saying the only thing that has more ballroom is my mouth, because Putin's are in there, but there's definitely room for more, Kim Jong, I'm looking at you..."
Trump on the ballroom: "It's bigger than I told you. It's, you know -- after realizing we're gonna do the inauguration in that building, it's got all bulletproof glass, it's got all drone, they call it drone-free roof. It's dronessss -- won't touch it. It's a big beautiful safe building."
December 30, 2025 at 11:58 AM
"Nothing can compare to it. In fact, many people are saying the only thing that has more ballroom is my mouth, because Putin's are in there, but there's definitely room for more, Kim Jong, I'm looking at you..."
There was a show I watched years ago called Danger UXB about bombs that failed to detonate as WWII was going on, & it was fuckin' terrifying.
Trump’s Christmas Day attacks on Nigeria a complete failure and cost nearly $30 million.
Witnesses report the US struck fields and farmland in areas with no history of terrorist activity or presence. On top of that multiple US missiles failed to detonate & sunk into the dirt.
Witnesses report the US struck fields and farmland in areas with no history of terrorist activity or presence. On top of that multiple US missiles failed to detonate & sunk into the dirt.
December 27, 2025 at 7:48 PM
There was a show I watched years ago called Danger UXB about bombs that failed to detonate as WWII was going on, & it was fuckin' terrifying.
It's so good to see her like this 😍❤️
Rare portrait (October 2025): A recent photo posted on Facebook shows Poison Ivy with Rocky Schenck, the Cramps' longtime photographer.
#punk #punks #punkrock #womenofpunk #poisonivy #thecramps #history #punkrockhistory
Rare portrait (October 2025): A recent photo posted on Facebook shows Poison Ivy with Rocky Schenck, the Cramps' longtime photographer.
#punk #punks #punkrock #womenofpunk #poisonivy #thecramps #history #punkrockhistory
December 27, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Merry Christmas! You're an "influencer!"
@rob-sheridan.com
@rob-sheridan.com
Home Depot Introduces New 12-Foot-Tall Baby Jesus Skeleton https://theonion.com/home-depot-introduces-new-12-foot-tall-baby-jesus-skele-1851069460/
December 25, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Merry Christmas! You're an "influencer!"
@rob-sheridan.com
@rob-sheridan.com
I feel...heard.
December 22, 2025 at 4:01 PM
I feel...heard.
".... and if you want testicles exclusively, just testicles, say maybe seventy three of them, that will, of course, be more extra."
Dr Oz: "The creation of a penis costs on average in America $150,000 per child ... if you add testicles, that's extra"
December 19, 2025 at 12:35 PM
".... and if you want testicles exclusively, just testicles, say maybe seventy three of them, that will, of course, be more extra."
Make America Grampa Again.
Per @garretthaake.bsky.social, the extremely tacky "presidential wall of fame" that lines the colonnade to the West Wing now has obviously-Trump-penned plaques insulting or praising the presidents.
December 17, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Make America Grampa Again.
"I support the President, & will do whatever is asked of me, up to & including Human Centipeding with other Administration officials, so please stop asking me about my lips."
December 17, 2025 at 2:57 PM
"I support the President, & will do whatever is asked of me, up to & including Human Centipeding with other Administration officials, so please stop asking me about my lips."
'MOON: Inspires melancholy. Is it perhaps inhabited?'
- Gustave Flaubert, Dictionary of Received Ideas, 1870s
- Gustave Flaubert, Dictionary of Received Ideas, 1870s
December 14, 2025 at 7:08 AM
"No, no, no, I'm supposed to get top billing, not the goddamn bathrooms!"
December 9, 2025 at 1:05 AM
"No, no, no, I'm supposed to get top billing, not the goddamn bathrooms!"
It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like OHMYGOD WHAT THE FUCK AM I LOOKING AT HERE?!
December 8, 2025 at 4:41 AM
It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like OHMYGOD WHAT THE FUCK AM I LOOKING AT HERE?!
Sure, things are getting disgustinger, but on the bright side, uhhh...it's Friday?!
I'M REALLY TRYING HERE, MAN...
I'M REALLY TRYING HERE, MAN...
Soon, CNN will run live odds on world events where its viewers can gamble on them in real time on their smartphones. One recent Kalshi betting market that allowed people to bet on whether Palestinians in Gaza would suffer mass starvation.
CNN Partners With a Gambling App That Lets You Wager on Starvation in Gaza
The app company’s two biggest investors are also heavily invested in the Israeli military.
buff.ly
December 6, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Sure, things are getting disgustinger, but on the bright side, uhhh...it's Friday?!
I'M REALLY TRYING HERE, MAN...
I'M REALLY TRYING HERE, MAN...
I named my fists Ashford and Simpson because they're solid, solid as a rock and nothing's changed it the thrill is still hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot.
i named my fists Rodgers and Hammerstein cuz theyre always in my own little corner
I named my fists Gilbert and Sullivan because they are slaves to duty
December 1, 2025 at 2:11 AM
I named my fists Ashford and Simpson because they're solid, solid as a rock and nothing's changed it the thrill is still hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot.
I'm starting a business called THAWT$ and in about twenty minutes I'm gonna be one of those kabillionaires I fuckin' hate
November 26, 2025 at 11:30 PM
I'm starting a business called THAWT$ and in about twenty minutes I'm gonna be one of those kabillionaires I fuckin' hate
Macy's Parade goes hard this year, featuring a glasses free Rudy Giuliani mistakenly trying to seduce a hotel nightstand light.
November 26, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Macy's Parade goes hard this year, featuring a glasses free Rudy Giuliani mistakenly trying to seduce a hotel nightstand light.
When you see this, post an image from your gallery to describe your mental health.
November 26, 2025 at 9:06 PM
When you see this, post an image from your gallery to describe your mental health.
Let the youth have their "6-7”.
Adults know it's "6-9" for the win.
Adults know it's "6-9" for the win.
November 23, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Let the youth have their "6-7”.
Adults know it's "6-9" for the win.
Adults know it's "6-9" for the win.