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Mark O'Neill
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Self-published spy fiction author, creative entrepreneur, online content writer. All work powered by tea and excessive cursing.

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Checked into an airport hotel in Frankfurt. To say it's a basic hotel would be putting it mildly. We just checked the menu - and breakfast is 28 Euros. Dinner tomorrow night is 200 Euros a head.

I think this hotel is living in its own alternate reality. We can get a croissant for a couple Euros.
December 30, 2024 at 7:28 PM
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I'm staying up on New Year's Eve this year... Not to see the new year in, but to make sure this one leaves.
December 29, 2024 at 1:19 PM
@bsky.app - when will BlueSky get post scheduling? I like to batch-write my posts. No post scheduling is throwing a spanner into my automation!
December 26, 2024 at 10:27 AM
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Your annual reminder that Die Hard is not a Christmas movie. My main reasons:

— There are no real Christmas themes in the movie.

— It could take place anytime of year and the plot wouldn’t have been any different. A Christmas Story, for example, is centered around Ralphie’s gift.
December 24, 2024 at 4:14 PM
I get the feeling the dog stuck his head in the egg nog. He looks pretty smashed! 😆
December 24, 2024 at 11:22 AM
I'd like to wish all of my family, friends, work colleagues, and random dogs I met in the street, a very Merry Christmas.

May you get all the gifts you're after, and may you have too many Christmas cookies and booze.

After all, that's the true meaning of Christmas! 🎅
December 24, 2024 at 9:02 AM
If you're looking for something good to watch on #Netflix, I highly recommend "The Diplomat". Season 2 is just masterful. Brilliant acting, first-class story. And when Allison Janney turns up as the Vice-President....OH MY GOD. She deserves a Golden Globe.

www.netflix.com/de-en/title/...
Watch The Diplomat | Netflix Official Site
Amid an international crisis, a US diplomat contends with her high-profile new job as ambassador to the UK and her turbulent marriage to a political star.
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December 22, 2024 at 4:40 PM
Me yesterday with my wife in the town.

Wife: "Let's go this way. It's less busy there."
Me (what I hear): "Let's go this way. There's lesbians up there."
December 22, 2024 at 4:34 PM
I'm really not a #Christmas person!
December 22, 2024 at 1:14 PM
You know you're getting old when your spouse gives you money and they tell you to go out and buy your own Christmas presents! No more Santa!
two cartoon characters from south park are sitting on a log with the words oh jesus above them
ALT: two cartoon characters from south park are sitting on a log with the words oh jesus above them
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December 21, 2024 at 11:07 AM
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I've just invented the music genre "bagpipe jazz" and you're all going to find out what it sounds like unless my demands are met
December 20, 2024 at 10:29 PM
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Just watched a contestant on The Price is Right
- Bid $1420
- Win a trip to Colorado
- She's already from Colorado

Poetry
December 21, 2024 at 4:25 AM
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It's the time of the year when "Do They Know it's Christmas?" randomly pops up on the spotify holiday playlist and I'm shocked *once again* at how utterly tone deaf and condescending it is. I know I'm not breaking any new ground but MY GOD.
December 20, 2024 at 8:21 PM
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Helen Keller Writes a Letter to Nazi Students Before They Burn Her Book: “History Has Taught You Nothing If You Think You Can Kill Ideas” (1933)
Helen Keller Writes a Letter to Nazi Students Before They Burn Her Book: “History Has Taught You Nothing If You Think You Can Kill Ideas” (1933)
Helen Keller achieved notoriety not only as an individual success story, but also as a prolific essayist, activist, and fierce advocate for poor and marginalized people.
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December 21, 2024 at 4:39 AM
A beautiful pheasant walked around our back garden this morning, strutting around like he was lord of the manor.

This is why I love living in the countryside.
December 20, 2024 at 9:11 PM
Germany has approved self-driving cars for the autobahn. "Drivers will be allowed to sit hands-free and eyes-off behind the wheel, and meanwhile check their emails, watch a movie, or simply relax."

Is it just me or do I much prefer drivers to keep their eyes on the road?
December 20, 2024 at 1:54 PM
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December 20, 2024 at 1:28 PM
I WON'T follow political profiles or discuss politics too much. With Trump 2.0 coming up, I'm trying to escape the news, not run towards it.
December 20, 2024 at 1:00 PM
Well, I bit the bullet and started a Bluesky account. I'm on too many social networks already, so I hesitated before doing this. But anything that helps to support a network that's competing against Elon Musk will always be right by me.
December 20, 2024 at 12:59 PM