Mark McConville
@markmcconville.bsky.social
North Shore Coffee Company Employee of the Month, October 1994.
Why is France the only country that gets their own toast?
Before you remind me of Texas Toast, Texas is no longer a sovereign nation, but for about ten years there, two different countries had their own toasts and maybe the world was a better place, toast-wise.
Before you remind me of Texas Toast, Texas is no longer a sovereign nation, but for about ten years there, two different countries had their own toasts and maybe the world was a better place, toast-wise.
November 25, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Why is France the only country that gets their own toast?
Before you remind me of Texas Toast, Texas is no longer a sovereign nation, but for about ten years there, two different countries had their own toasts and maybe the world was a better place, toast-wise.
Before you remind me of Texas Toast, Texas is no longer a sovereign nation, but for about ten years there, two different countries had their own toasts and maybe the world was a better place, toast-wise.
Was Noah’s Ark the first boat Noah built? Quite the accomplishment, honestly. I don’t think I could build a canoe.
November 23, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Was Noah’s Ark the first boat Noah built? Quite the accomplishment, honestly. I don’t think I could build a canoe.
Does Jalen Hurts like playing football? Does he enjoy the game? He’s great and a Super Bowl Champion and Super Bowl MVP, but his facial expressions and body language tell me that his loved ones are being tortured by Eagles ownership unless he comes to the stadium once a week.
November 17, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Does Jalen Hurts like playing football? Does he enjoy the game? He’s great and a Super Bowl Champion and Super Bowl MVP, but his facial expressions and body language tell me that his loved ones are being tortured by Eagles ownership unless he comes to the stadium once a week.
THE IRON HORSE OF PODCASTS.
This was never the idea
Paul F Tompkins has officially hit 3000 hours of podcasting
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November 15, 2025 at 12:55 AM
THE IRON HORSE OF PODCASTS.
HALF BAKED IDEA: The “oops” in Cap’n Crunch’s Oops! All Berries isn’t about an abundance of berries at all. Perhaps it’s the tale of a gruesome and unprecedented industrial accident involving overworked union cereal workers hideously acid-melted beyond recognition in the factory’s non-berry wing.
November 13, 2025 at 6:17 AM
HALF BAKED IDEA: The “oops” in Cap’n Crunch’s Oops! All Berries isn’t about an abundance of berries at all. Perhaps it’s the tale of a gruesome and unprecedented industrial accident involving overworked union cereal workers hideously acid-melted beyond recognition in the factory’s non-berry wing.
I have some robust (and admittedly unimportant) opinions about pro sports, but maybe the strongest of all is this:
If your team has Powder Blue uniforms, they should be the primary uniforms.
GIVE ME ALL OF THE POWDER BLUE YOU’VE GOT!
If your team has Powder Blue uniforms, they should be the primary uniforms.
GIVE ME ALL OF THE POWDER BLUE YOU’VE GOT!
November 7, 2025 at 11:12 PM
I have some robust (and admittedly unimportant) opinions about pro sports, but maybe the strongest of all is this:
If your team has Powder Blue uniforms, they should be the primary uniforms.
GIVE ME ALL OF THE POWDER BLUE YOU’VE GOT!
If your team has Powder Blue uniforms, they should be the primary uniforms.
GIVE ME ALL OF THE POWDER BLUE YOU’VE GOT!
Wall to wall bangers at Sassafras Saloon tomorrow night.
November 5, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Wall to wall bangers at Sassafras Saloon tomorrow night.
Let’s face it- y’all need magic more than ever.
November 2, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Let’s face it- y’all need magic more than ever.
I can’t believe what I just saw.
November 2, 2025 at 4:22 AM
I can’t believe what I just saw.
Reposted by Mark McConville
the good news is, the boys in the lab have another 16 hours to cook up a painkiller cocktail for George Springer that zoos normally give to a walrus before surgery
November 1, 2025 at 3:20 AM
the good news is, the boys in the lab have another 16 hours to cook up a painkiller cocktail for George Springer that zoos normally give to a walrus before surgery
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
Today would be an EXCELLENT day to become a Full Cartwright subscriber. There is A LOT of very funny stuff in the archive and even more in the pipeline.
GET INTO IT!
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Today would be an EXCELLENT day to become a Full Cartwright subscriber. There is A LOT of very funny stuff in the archive and even more in the pipeline.
GET INTO IT!
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October 31, 2025 at 8:30 PM
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
Today would be an EXCELLENT day to become a Full Cartwright subscriber. There is A LOT of very funny stuff in the archive and even more in the pipeline.
GET INTO IT!
www.patreon.com/AndyDaly?utm...
Today would be an EXCELLENT day to become a Full Cartwright subscriber. There is A LOT of very funny stuff in the archive and even more in the pipeline.
GET INTO IT!
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Dieter Ruehle digging DEEP tonight.
October 28, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Dieter Ruehle digging DEEP tonight.
Winchester Mystery White House.
He’s designing the ballroom with AI isn’t he www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
October 25, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Winchester Mystery White House.
Why does Zoom have an AI companion? All I ever use Zoom for is to connect to actual companions.
October 23, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Why does Zoom have an AI companion? All I ever use Zoom for is to connect to actual companions.
Same.
Is it a brag now that I’ve never had spotify be honest
October 22, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Same.
I’m normally full of absurdity, whimsy, and comedic idiocy, but I saw the preview for this show yesterday and I’m dead serious about it being so very good. If you’re in LA, go as soon as you can.
Fallen Confederate Statues Take Center Stage in the Year’s Boldest Show www.nytimes.com/2025/10/20/a...
Fallen Confederate Statues Take Center Stage in the Year’s Boldest Show www.nytimes.com/2025/10/20/a...
Fallen Confederate Statues Take Center Stage in the Year’s Boldest Show
www.nytimes.com
October 20, 2025 at 8:46 PM
I’m normally full of absurdity, whimsy, and comedic idiocy, but I saw the preview for this show yesterday and I’m dead serious about it being so very good. If you’re in LA, go as soon as you can.
Fallen Confederate Statues Take Center Stage in the Year’s Boldest Show www.nytimes.com/2025/10/20/a...
Fallen Confederate Statues Take Center Stage in the Year’s Boldest Show www.nytimes.com/2025/10/20/a...
@fesshole.bsky.social brings me heaps and heaps of joy. A must follow in my humble opinion.
I'm a landlord of a pub. Have spun a story that a major literary figure used to drink at my inn back in the 1700s. Completely untrue, but tourists love to visit the pub and sit in his 'seat'. All bollocks, but it's great for business.
October 19, 2025 at 8:54 PM
@fesshole.bsky.social brings me heaps and heaps of joy. A must follow in my humble opinion.
I am suing the Los Angeles Chargers for permanently damaging my television and eyes with these yellow atrocities.
October 19, 2025 at 8:26 PM
I am suing the Los Angeles Chargers for permanently damaging my television and eyes with these yellow atrocities.
Reposted by Mark McConville
I’m no Trump fan but it’s not fair/necessary for his physician to reveal that the President has what most closely resembles a custom-built mobile bathtub that’s “just for diarrhea” and that the secret service are responsible for making sure he’s “never more than 30 feet from it.”
October 19, 2025 at 12:46 PM
I’m no Trump fan but it’s not fair/necessary for his physician to reveal that the President has what most closely resembles a custom-built mobile bathtub that’s “just for diarrhea” and that the secret service are responsible for making sure he’s “never more than 30 feet from it.”
Why are they all on the same side of the table?
October 18, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Why are they all on the same side of the table?
The world needs a safe haven for the word alchemy of @robdelaney.bsky.social and I’m glad it’s here at Bluesky.
The angriest I’ve ever been in my life was when the Jeremy Renner app shut down before I could download the last DMs my dad sent me before he died
October 14, 2025 at 9:48 PM
The world needs a safe haven for the word alchemy of @robdelaney.bsky.social and I’m glad it’s here at Bluesky.
Of all of the trivial stances out there, Chicago’s militance about what does and does not go on a hot dog needs to go. It’s myopic, antiquated, and borders on being undemocratic.
FREEDOM OF HOT DOG TOPPING CHOICE FOR ALL!
FREEDOM OF HOT DOG TOPPING CHOICE FOR ALL!
October 10, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Of all of the trivial stances out there, Chicago’s militance about what does and does not go on a hot dog needs to go. It’s myopic, antiquated, and borders on being undemocratic.
FREEDOM OF HOT DOG TOPPING CHOICE FOR ALL!
FREEDOM OF HOT DOG TOPPING CHOICE FOR ALL!
Reposted by Mark McConville
Robin Williams' daughter has some quality thoughts on AI slop
October 6, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Robin Williams' daughter has some quality thoughts on AI slop
My MedBed removed all of the Tylenol I’ve ever taken from my body!
September 29, 2025 at 4:20 PM
My MedBed removed all of the Tylenol I’ve ever taken from my body!
Reposted by Mark McConville
from the latest print edition of ‘The Onion’
September 27, 2025 at 6:47 PM
from the latest print edition of ‘The Onion’