Mark McConville
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North Shore Coffee Company Employee of the Month, October 1994.
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JD Vance gets loudly booed at the Olympics.
February 6, 2026 at 11:26 PM
JD Vance gets loudly booed at the Olympics.
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Starting a rumor that eating a billionaire gives you the power of flight
February 6, 2026 at 5:08 PM
Starting a rumor that eating a billionaire gives you the power of flight
If you need something as dumb as the day is long to take a break from the hellstorm that is this current situation, this might be it.
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January 29, 2026 at 8:08 PM
If you need something as dumb as the day is long to take a break from the hellstorm that is this current situation, this might be it.
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Pro Football Hall of Famer John Randle posted a statement about ICE as text overlays on various portraits of himself and I kind of love it
January 26, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Pro Football Hall of Famer John Randle posted a statement about ICE as text overlays on various portraits of himself and I kind of love it
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🕯️My cousin Brian passed away last night. After a courageous 3 wk stint with ICE. He slipped on a fellow agent’s frozen peepee puddle & somersaulted many times in the air, yelling “yabbada yabbada yabbada” & tragically aspirating (a different) agent’s pee he’d been gargling. He hated women🇺🇸💔
January 12, 2026 at 9:33 PM
🕯️My cousin Brian passed away last night. After a courageous 3 wk stint with ICE. He slipped on a fellow agent’s frozen peepee puddle & somersaulted many times in the air, yelling “yabbada yabbada yabbada” & tragically aspirating (a different) agent’s pee he’d been gargling. He hated women🇺🇸💔
Fine, I’ll do it.
David Harbour has dropped out of Tony Gilroy’s ‘Behemoth,’ which he was set to star in with Pedro Pascal and Olivia Wilde. He cited exhaustion with the ‘Stranger Things’ season-five rollout.
David Harbour Drops Out of Behemoth! Movie
David Harbour has dropped out of Tony Gilroy’s ‘Behemoth,’ which he was set to star in with Pedro Pascal and Olivia Wilde. He cited exhaustion with the ‘Stranger Things’ season-five rollout.
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January 7, 2026 at 5:13 PM
Fine, I’ll do it.
I guess I just don’t know what a horse collar tackle is.
December 26, 2025 at 12:19 AM
I guess I just don’t know what a horse collar tackle is.
Met a person at a party tonight that is not into Pluribus and I’m honestly considering staying home forever now.
December 19, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Met a person at a party tonight that is not into Pluribus and I’m honestly considering staying home forever now.
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Intriguing idea
December 17, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Intriguing idea
I know no one cares about anyone’s fantasy football team, but Jalen Hurts just put up a Rex Grossman on Monday Night Football. I started Hurts tonight, and I started Rex back in 2006, a night that gave us an all-time post-game quote from Denny Green.
NEW RULE- don’t start a QB on Monday Night.
NEW RULE- don’t start a QB on Monday Night.
a man wearing a hat and a red shirt says they are who we thought they were !
ALT: a man wearing a hat and a red shirt says they are who we thought they were !
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December 9, 2025 at 5:19 AM
I know no one cares about anyone’s fantasy football team, but Jalen Hurts just put up a Rex Grossman on Monday Night Football. I started Hurts tonight, and I started Rex back in 2006, a night that gave us an all-time post-game quote from Denny Green.
NEW RULE- don’t start a QB on Monday Night.
NEW RULE- don’t start a QB on Monday Night.
I’m in Vancouver for a Canucks/Minnesota Wild game. Just saw a dude in head to toe Houston Texans gear. Why is that random person at every sporting event ever?
December 7, 2025 at 5:12 AM
I’m in Vancouver for a Canucks/Minnesota Wild game. Just saw a dude in head to toe Houston Texans gear. Why is that random person at every sporting event ever?
A lady on my flight today was so asleep that a flight attendant checked her pulse when she wouldn’t wake up when it was time to land.
December 6, 2025 at 6:02 AM
A lady on my flight today was so asleep that a flight attendant checked her pulse when she wouldn’t wake up when it was time to land.
Hi Bluesky.
My wife is in the Macy’s Parade tomorrow.
I’m looking for people who might have an office or apartment on the parade route. Somewhere where I could come and take pictures and watch without wading through the people on the street. I know, I am asking for a miracle…
My wife is in the Macy’s Parade tomorrow.
I’m looking for people who might have an office or apartment on the parade route. Somewhere where I could come and take pictures and watch without wading through the people on the street. I know, I am asking for a miracle…
November 27, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Hi Bluesky.
My wife is in the Macy’s Parade tomorrow.
I’m looking for people who might have an office or apartment on the parade route. Somewhere where I could come and take pictures and watch without wading through the people on the street. I know, I am asking for a miracle…
My wife is in the Macy’s Parade tomorrow.
I’m looking for people who might have an office or apartment on the parade route. Somewhere where I could come and take pictures and watch without wading through the people on the street. I know, I am asking for a miracle…
Why is France the only country that gets their own toast?
Before you remind me of Texas Toast, Texas is no longer a sovereign nation, but for about ten years there, two different countries had their own toasts and maybe the world was a better place, toast-wise.
Before you remind me of Texas Toast, Texas is no longer a sovereign nation, but for about ten years there, two different countries had their own toasts and maybe the world was a better place, toast-wise.
November 25, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Why is France the only country that gets their own toast?
Before you remind me of Texas Toast, Texas is no longer a sovereign nation, but for about ten years there, two different countries had their own toasts and maybe the world was a better place, toast-wise.
Before you remind me of Texas Toast, Texas is no longer a sovereign nation, but for about ten years there, two different countries had their own toasts and maybe the world was a better place, toast-wise.
Was Noah’s Ark the first boat Noah built? Quite the accomplishment, honestly. I don’t think I could build a canoe.
November 23, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Was Noah’s Ark the first boat Noah built? Quite the accomplishment, honestly. I don’t think I could build a canoe.
Does Jalen Hurts like playing football? Does he enjoy the game? He’s great and a Super Bowl Champion and Super Bowl MVP, but his facial expressions and body language tell me that his loved ones are being tortured by Eagles ownership unless he comes to the stadium once a week.
November 17, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Does Jalen Hurts like playing football? Does he enjoy the game? He’s great and a Super Bowl Champion and Super Bowl MVP, but his facial expressions and body language tell me that his loved ones are being tortured by Eagles ownership unless he comes to the stadium once a week.
THE IRON HORSE OF PODCASTS.
This was never the idea
Paul F Tompkins has officially hit 3000 hours of podcasting
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November 15, 2025 at 12:55 AM
THE IRON HORSE OF PODCASTS.
HALF BAKED IDEA: The “oops” in Cap’n Crunch’s Oops! All Berries isn’t about an abundance of berries at all. Perhaps it’s the tale of a gruesome and unprecedented industrial accident involving overworked union cereal workers hideously acid-melted beyond recognition in the factory’s non-berry wing.
November 13, 2025 at 6:17 AM
HALF BAKED IDEA: The “oops” in Cap’n Crunch’s Oops! All Berries isn’t about an abundance of berries at all. Perhaps it’s the tale of a gruesome and unprecedented industrial accident involving overworked union cereal workers hideously acid-melted beyond recognition in the factory’s non-berry wing.
I have some robust (and admittedly unimportant) opinions about pro sports, but maybe the strongest of all is this:
If your team has Powder Blue uniforms, they should be the primary uniforms.
GIVE ME ALL OF THE POWDER BLUE YOU’VE GOT!
If your team has Powder Blue uniforms, they should be the primary uniforms.
GIVE ME ALL OF THE POWDER BLUE YOU’VE GOT!
November 7, 2025 at 11:12 PM
I have some robust (and admittedly unimportant) opinions about pro sports, but maybe the strongest of all is this:
If your team has Powder Blue uniforms, they should be the primary uniforms.
GIVE ME ALL OF THE POWDER BLUE YOU’VE GOT!
If your team has Powder Blue uniforms, they should be the primary uniforms.
GIVE ME ALL OF THE POWDER BLUE YOU’VE GOT!
Wall to wall bangers at Sassafras Saloon tomorrow night.
November 5, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Wall to wall bangers at Sassafras Saloon tomorrow night.
Let’s face it- y’all need magic more than ever.
November 2, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Let’s face it- y’all need magic more than ever.
I can’t believe what I just saw.
November 2, 2025 at 4:22 AM
I can’t believe what I just saw.
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the good news is, the boys in the lab have another 16 hours to cook up a painkiller cocktail for George Springer that zoos normally give to a walrus before surgery
November 1, 2025 at 3:20 AM
the good news is, the boys in the lab have another 16 hours to cook up a painkiller cocktail for George Springer that zoos normally give to a walrus before surgery
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
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October 31, 2025 at 8:30 PM
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
Today would be an EXCELLENT day to become a Full Cartwright subscriber. There is A LOT of very funny stuff in the archive and even more in the pipeline.
GET INTO IT!
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Today would be an EXCELLENT day to become a Full Cartwright subscriber. There is A LOT of very funny stuff in the archive and even more in the pipeline.
GET INTO IT!
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