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Mark Ebner
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ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘈𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘢. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳.
Pinned
Offices now open in Florida and California - available in all 50 States. Call when you're out of options.
State of mind.
January 13, 2026 at 7:25 PM
GTFO of LA, ICE
January 13, 2026 at 1:04 AM
I reported earlier that the vehicle ICE agent Ross left the Minneapolis murder scene in a Chevy Tahoe registered to Sergio Mendoza of DuPage County, IL. Is ICE involved in a massive forfeiture scam? Is Sergio rotting in CECOT? Many questions...
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I reported earlier that the vehicle ICE agent Ross left the Minneapolis murder scene in a Chevy Tahoe registered to Sergio Mendoza of DuPage County, IL. Is ICE involved in a massive forfeiture scam? I...
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January 9, 2026 at 4:41 PM
Official.
January 3, 2026 at 6:53 PM
What is up with the CFP 1/4 Final subtitling?
January 1, 2026 at 12:44 AM
Best moment of 2025
December 31, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Go public (as in Studio City Trader Joe's public) with your antisemitism, and find out:
December 30, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Share the road.
December 28, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Grok did this.
December 28, 2025 at 12:15 AM
After the rain. Topanga life.
December 27, 2025 at 6:36 PM
December 10, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Sheldon knew.
December 9, 2025 at 7:55 PM
This old ponzi guy Trump is now mid-stage Alzheimer's. Next stop, non compos mentis. Whoever feeds him the morphine in hospice must bug his pillow. The bedside confession whisperer. Gold.
December 8, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Banjo Boy Billy Redden & Trey Gowdy. Separated at birth?
December 1, 2025 at 8:47 AM
The neighborhood.
November 30, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Happy Thanksgiving From All Of Us In Modern Media.
November 27, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Transpo Sec Sean Duffy's plea for tightening up air travel attire for the holidays is not without merit.
November 26, 2025 at 4:54 AM
My Honda Baby Dream needed an ambulance.
November 25, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Fan mail from some flounder:
November 24, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Reposted by Mark Ebner
Don Jr. and Eric watching the presser between Zohran Mamdani and their dad:
November 21, 2025 at 11:20 PM
I'll be humping copies out of the back of my car. You in?
November 16, 2025 at 12:51 AM
In sum.
November 14, 2025 at 12:05 AM
RIP
November 13, 2025 at 4:54 AM