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Mark Ebner
@markebner.bsky.social
ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘈𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘢. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳.
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Happy Thanksgiving From All Of Us In Modern Media.
November 27, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Transpo Sec Sean Duffy's plea for tightening up air travel attire for the holidays is not without merit.
November 26, 2025 at 4:54 AM
My Honda Baby Dream needed an ambulance.
November 25, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Fan mail from some flounder:
November 24, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Reposted by Mark Ebner
Don Jr. and Eric watching the presser between Zohran Mamdani and their dad:
November 21, 2025 at 11:20 PM
I'll be humping copies out of the back of my car. You in?
November 16, 2025 at 12:51 AM
In sum.
November 14, 2025 at 12:05 AM
RIP
November 13, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Yep.
November 12, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Suppressives.
November 10, 2025 at 4:34 AM
November 5, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Mamdami scores a victory for the liberal arts.
November 5, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Go Dodgers, Go Blue!
November 5, 2025 at 1:50 AM
November 5, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Stay for the view.
November 1, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Happy Halloween
October 31, 2025 at 5:05 PM
LOL
October 30, 2025 at 11:08 PM
I just moved to Nunya, CA.
October 30, 2025 at 2:14 AM
October 26, 2025 at 4:58 PM
The algorithm feeds me endless East Bound and Down clips, and I am there for it.
October 23, 2025 at 4:42 PM
This is the face of a Florida woman who sits alone in her dank apartment watching Fox News all day. #ThePerfectNeighbor #Netflix
October 21, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Flashback to a time when the left and right could meet on the same page. Everything Trump touches dies.
October 18, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Pay up, copyright thieves. #Anthropic #OpenAI #AuthorsGuild
October 16, 2025 at 10:15 PM
October 15, 2025 at 12:34 AM