Mark Coen
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I don’t know what’s on Josh McDaniels’ laminated play card, but it should have in bold, in the largest possible font, YOU CANNOT RUN THE BALL UP THE MIDDLE printed in several locations. #gopats
November 23, 2025 at 8:06 PM
I don’t know what’s on Josh McDaniels’ laminated play card, but it should have in bold, in the largest possible font, YOU CANNOT RUN THE BALL UP THE MIDDLE printed in several locations. #gopats
Comeback falls short, the Saskatchewan Roughriders win the final Grey Cup before the CFL becomes NFL jr or whatever the pinhead CFL commissioner is planning. #goAls #wideassfieldforever
November 17, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Comeback falls short, the Saskatchewan Roughriders win the final Grey Cup before the CFL becomes NFL jr or whatever the pinhead CFL commissioner is planning. #goAls #wideassfieldforever
Old man football opinion: uniform pants should cover the knee.
November 9, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Old man football opinion: uniform pants should cover the knee.
Ohio-Miami (OH) tied at 3 early in the third. Oh sweet MACtion, how I’ve missed you.
November 5, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Ohio-Miami (OH) tied at 3 early in the third. Oh sweet MACtion, how I’ve missed you.
Question: is there a NFL team that would not look better if they went back to their 1979s/‘80s uniforms?
November 3, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Question: is there a NFL team that would not look better if they went back to their 1979s/‘80s uniforms?
If the season ended today, the AFC East champion Patriots would host the Jaguars for the first round of the playoffs. Just as we all expected in preseason.
November 3, 2025 at 1:48 AM
If the season ended today, the AFC East champion Patriots would host the Jaguars for the first round of the playoffs. Just as we all expected in preseason.
If Tennessee is going to wear black and orange they should have done the end zone checkerboard to match.
November 2, 2025 at 1:13 AM
If Tennessee is going to wear black and orange they should have done the end zone checkerboard to match.
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The favorite NFL coach of kids today is Jeff Fisher because after 13 games he’s always 6-7
October 26, 2025 at 6:07 PM
The favorite NFL coach of kids today is Jeff Fisher because after 13 games he’s always 6-7
Turned away from the World Series for a couple minutes.
October 25, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Turned away from the World Series for a couple minutes.
Bolts and numbers on the sides of the helmet look weird. Pick one, Chargers.
October 24, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Bolts and numbers on the sides of the helmet look weird. Pick one, Chargers.
Mike McDaniel is going to learn he was fired when the team buses leave for the airport without him.
October 19, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Mike McDaniel is going to learn he was fired when the team buses leave for the airport without him.
Advance Australia Fair is a snoozer.
October 15, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Advance Australia Fair is a snoozer.
I didn’t realize that the San Antonio Brahmas are playing on Monday Night Football.
October 14, 2025 at 1:04 AM
I didn’t realize that the San Antonio Brahmas are playing on Monday Night Football.
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*Lil Jon Voice* States' Rights to What
October 10, 2025 at 12:26 AM
*Lil Jon Voice* States' Rights to What
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The only correct take on a fundamentally anti-human technology.
October 8, 2025 at 10:34 PM
The only correct take on a fundamentally anti-human technology.
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Picard ethics tip: The fact that a conflict has many sides does not imply that every side has merit.
October 6, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Picard ethics tip: The fact that a conflict has many sides does not imply that every side has merit.
Rhamondre Stevenson, enjoy your field level seat for the rest of the evening.
October 6, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Rhamondre Stevenson, enjoy your field level seat for the rest of the evening.
Arch Manning is going to look great in a Michigan Panthers uniform.
October 4, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Arch Manning is going to look great in a Michigan Panthers uniform.
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I’m a sewage system. I also have a great personality.
September 30, 2025 at 11:33 PM
I’m a sewage system. I also have a great personality.