Uncoital comedy
@maritzasolis.bsky.social
I’m taller than Danny DeVito. …. HA! Can you believe it?!?!?!? Just a white skinned Mexican trying to turn dark like my people
Who has the range of motion for a squatty potty😒
April 28, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Who has the range of motion for a squatty potty😒
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You should never date a poet. Prose before hoes.
April 28, 2025 at 4:09 AM
You should never date a poet. Prose before hoes.
My sex sounds like the walking dead
April 26, 2025 at 10:51 PM
My sex sounds like the walking dead
Tengo piel de leche
September 1, 2023 at 12:07 PM
Tengo piel de leche
On social media I’m the pick me girl
September 1, 2023 at 12:06 PM
On social media I’m the pick me girl
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My gf just reposted me. My gf’s followers are now all wondering how to turn off her reposts.
August 25, 2023 at 10:32 PM
My gf just reposted me. My gf’s followers are now all wondering how to turn off her reposts.
If I sold drugs, my drug of choice to sell would be Dr. Pepper zero
September 1, 2023 at 12:01 PM
If I sold drugs, my drug of choice to sell would be Dr. Pepper zero
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Imnotgoingtouseanyspacesinmypostsunfollowmenow.
August 25, 2023 at 10:00 PM
Imnotgoingtouseanyspacesinmypostsunfollowmenow.
YOUR MENU OPTIONS ARE THE SAME 🙄🙄
August 25, 2023 at 10:01 PM
YOUR MENU OPTIONS ARE THE SAME 🙄🙄
I’m super even my tampons say so
August 25, 2023 at 1:29 PM
I’m super even my tampons say so