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Marc Burns
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Trying to wean myself off of Twitter, due to my disdain for Elon Musk. Go Cougs.
Marshawn needs to be Grand Marshall of Wednesday's parade.
Skittle Rainbow Stretches Over Seattle as Curse Finally Broken, Beast Mode Avenged: tinyurl.com/yc5atmkm
February 10, 2026 at 3:31 AM
Buh-bye, January.
Adios, Enero.
February 2, 2026 at 1:00 AM
We are at the "Let's Jail the Journalists" phase of our decent into fascism. Kinda caught me by surprise, TBH.
January 30, 2026 at 3:42 PM
Geoff speaks for me.
We really need Cal and Stanford to come home to the Pac 12
Your 2026 ACC football schedule:
January 27, 2026 at 2:06 AM
I was one to think The Sound of Music had a happy ending where the Von Trapps crossed into the Switzerland from a beautiful mountain vista. Little did I know Rolf Gruber's grandson would get airtime on CNN.
BASH: Where did he assault an officer? It looked to us that he was approached by them when he was helping another individual who was pushed down

BOVINO: We don't need a suspect's help in a law enforcement scene

BASH: So when somebody is pushed down, you stand back?

BOVINO: Follow directions
January 25, 2026 at 2:29 PM
You had me at Beer Cave.
January 18, 2026 at 10:59 PM
Trump voters wanted lower inflation. They got tariffs for his Greenland wet dream. Trump voters wanted the Epstein files released. They got redactions. Trump voters wanted an end to the war in Ukraine. More bloodshed on both sides. Trump voters wanted affordable heath care. Nothing. Nada. #ettd
January 18, 2026 at 12:29 AM
Mt. Si as seen from the patio at the Mt. Si Golf Club restaurant.
January 9, 2026 at 9:24 PM
What district does Jasmine Crockett represent, and can someone please find me a real estate agent so I can move there?
Crockett: "Everyone wants to talk about how Maduro was illegitimate. As we sit here on January 6, I do want to be clear: somebody else was trying to be a Maduro of the United States. Somebody else wanted to do the exact same thing. The difference is Maduro was successful."
January 6, 2026 at 9:48 PM
Middle Fork, Snoqualmie River.
December 28, 2025 at 7:28 PM
More rain not enough? I just saw a lightning strike. It's December, FFS.
December 17, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Five things that piss me off:
1) Fascists.
2) UW fans who did not attend UW.
3) Racists.
4) Aaron Judge sycophants.
5) Mean people.
November 14, 2025 at 2:42 AM
More good news: We won't see the sun set after 5:00 pm for about 75 days.
This play alone should be a fireable offense for the OC. In spite of everything, WSU very likely wins the game without this insane bullshit.

Every time you watch it, you see a new stupid thing about the play design.
November 4, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Huzzah Trolleydodgers.
November 2, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Love Flea and the rally cap
October 29, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Fresh snow atop Mt. Si.
October 28, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Something I've known since 1977.
DSM-5 Now Includes Mariners Fanhood as a Legitimate Form of Depression: tinyurl.com/5e8a65zt
October 28, 2025 at 3:02 AM
The addiction continues. So does my quest for 600.
October 22, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Just gonna leave this here....
October 16, 2025 at 10:20 PM
GOMS!
October 14, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Jorge!
October 13, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Tina Fey and Amy Poeler. So good.
October 12, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Tomorrow's to do list.
1) Get sex change
2) Have Julio's baby.
October 6, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Good morning from the 425.
September 28, 2025 at 2:17 PM