Mark the Count 🧮
@marcatty79.bsky.social
Northern counting expert.
Often seen in a flat, or baseball cap…suit neither.
No Politics….if you mainly post politics, don’t expect a follow back. If you only post politics, especially those geographically irrelevant to me…expect to be blocked 🚫
Often seen in a flat, or baseball cap…suit neither.
No Politics….if you mainly post politics, don’t expect a follow back. If you only post politics, especially those geographically irrelevant to me…expect to be blocked 🚫
I laughed a little too much at this 🤣
January 27, 2026 at 9:28 AM
I laughed a little too much at this 🤣
Right lads, I’m back home and can re-don the flat cap 😏 time to decompress before I get ready for work tomorrow
January 26, 2026 at 4:56 PM
Right lads, I’m back home and can re-don the flat cap 😏 time to decompress before I get ready for work tomorrow
Judging by the reservation signs around me on this train, at least half a dozen people have missed it 🤔
January 26, 2026 at 1:37 PM
Judging by the reservation signs around me on this train, at least half a dozen people have missed it 🤔
Woken with a sore throat, finally succumbed to the wife and kids germs 😒
January 26, 2026 at 8:07 AM
Woken with a sore throat, finally succumbed to the wife and kids germs 😒
Nice mug of wine in the hotel to wind down before me train back up norf tomorrow. Also, get this…racked up over 40 thousand steps the last 2 days!
January 25, 2026 at 10:22 PM
Nice mug of wine in the hotel to wind down before me train back up norf tomorrow. Also, get this…racked up over 40 thousand steps the last 2 days!
And that’s a wrap!! Epic weekend for the books 😏 anyone do me a loan to get me to pay day end of Feb? 🫣
January 25, 2026 at 9:52 PM
And that’s a wrap!! Epic weekend for the books 😏 anyone do me a loan to get me to pay day end of Feb? 🫣
Oohhhh, protest marching down regent st!
January 25, 2026 at 2:33 PM
Oohhhh, protest marching down regent st!
My legs are ruined, who knew Oxford street was so bloody long 🥺
January 25, 2026 at 2:00 PM
My legs are ruined, who knew Oxford street was so bloody long 🥺
Right! Am up and showered…going to head out to spoons for breakfast shortly 😏
January 25, 2026 at 8:28 AM
Right! Am up and showered…going to head out to spoons for breakfast shortly 😏
Man’s not* drunk but has been in it since 10 to 5.
*is very
*is very
January 24, 2026 at 9:25 PM
Man’s not* drunk but has been in it since 10 to 5.
*is very
*is very
Good news! I made my connection! Next stop, King’s Cross ❌
January 24, 2026 at 1:08 PM
Good news! I made my connection! Next stop, King’s Cross ❌
Right! Best start packing the car I suppose 😏
January 24, 2026 at 10:58 AM
Right! Best start packing the car I suppose 😏
For a couple of nights in London, I’d literally travel with the cloths on my back…the wife has a large suitcase and 3 back packs and 2 handbags 😳 guess which twat is carrying it all
January 24, 2026 at 9:15 AM
For a couple of nights in London, I’d literally travel with the cloths on my back…the wife has a large suitcase and 3 back packs and 2 handbags 😳 guess which twat is carrying it all
Excellent! Looks like I’m travelling with a hangover 😒 I know, I know…it’s a self inflicted injury…I’ll suck it up
January 24, 2026 at 7:43 AM
Excellent! Looks like I’m travelling with a hangover 😒 I know, I know…it’s a self inflicted injury…I’ll suck it up
So far drinks elephant and castle 5-7!then waterloo 739 ish til I come….back to the hotel 🤣
January 23, 2026 at 11:18 PM
So far drinks elephant and castle 5-7!then waterloo 739 ish til I come….back to the hotel 🤣
If you think that was tense!? I knocked a glass of wine over which smashed on an extension and tripped my electric! By the time I got the power back on and bbc on we only missed one pouch go in the fire 🤣🤣🤣
January 23, 2026 at 9:50 PM
If you think that was tense!? I knocked a glass of wine over which smashed on an extension and tripped my electric! By the time I got the power back on and bbc on we only missed one pouch go in the fire 🤣🤣🤣
She’s just dropped a huge clanger!!!!
January 23, 2026 at 8:40 PM
She’s just dropped a huge clanger!!!!
Eurgh! Looks like tonight’s run is going to be in the rain 😒
January 23, 2026 at 4:54 PM
Eurgh! Looks like tonight’s run is going to be in the rain 😒
Quick, I need something to tell the director in today’s meeting…chilling till month end starts again probably won’t cut 😬
January 22, 2026 at 7:05 AM
Quick, I need something to tell the director in today’s meeting…chilling till month end starts again probably won’t cut 😬
Eurgh 😒 right chew on getting a hotel for the weekend! Booked and paid for elephant and castle in the end…should do for what we are doing
January 21, 2026 at 6:23 PM
Eurgh 😒 right chew on getting a hotel for the weekend! Booked and paid for elephant and castle in the end…should do for what we are doing
Getting real now, ESTAs have both been authorised…just got to figure out how I’m getting to Heathrow now 😏
January 20, 2026 at 9:24 PM
Getting real now, ESTAs have both been authorised…just got to figure out how I’m getting to Heathrow now 😏
Streaming on twitch live banner….yea, that’s not for me pal.
January 17, 2026 at 12:50 PM
Streaming on twitch live banner….yea, that’s not for me pal.
Even for a fat knacker Friday I’ve been an absolute gannit today
a fat man wearing a yellow sweater and a hat is standing in a room and saying `` get in my belly '' .
ALT: a fat man wearing a yellow sweater and a hat is standing in a room and saying `` get in my belly '' .
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January 16, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Even for a fat knacker Friday I’ve been an absolute gannit today
Right, I’m going in! Traitors!!!
January 14, 2026 at 8:03 PM
Right, I’m going in! Traitors!!!