Pull up when yu want it anytime mi gi yu lovinggggg

i’m not going to pretend like i haven’t occasionally had a rough go of it on this or other online platforms but one thing you’ll never see me do is write an essay about people being mean to me on the internet. why? because i’m an adult who understands that there are real problems in the world.

If I saw a witch casting a spell I wouldn’t even gaf

we as a nation need the return of the 24 hour diner in order to heal. run a proper one with the right vibes and even the rowdiest recognize it as a sacred space. the place you inevitably end up at after an adventure

Thou shalt not kill' also means 'thou shalt not let profit margins decide who lives and who dies.'

Who is the CEO of Sallie Mae? .. I’m asking for a pal

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I hope that McDonalds worker who turned in Luigi is happy about ruining this for everyone.

Been up making complaints all day. I know my neighbors hate me and idc 😊

Peace and blessings manifest with every lesson learned.

Nothing screams free will like scrolling endlessly through algorithms designed to predict your every move.

I want a man that yearns for me. Slip love letters under my door🥺

F*cked Around & Used All My Sick Days, Now I Gotta Call In Dead. Moral of the story is by any means necessary 😌 Gm skeeters! 👋🏾

Me after i go all day without eating bc i can’t decide what i wanted to eat:

Māori MPs briefly suspended the Aotearoa parliament’s attempts to reinterpret their founding treaty in the most bad ass use of the Haka I’ve ever seen.