Maps Mizoguchi
@mapmakerer.bsky.social
Freshman at Gotham Academy, resident cartographer, and one true overlord of the Pizza Club!
Pinned
Just got told off for cramming an assignment.
…In my defense, I was on stakeout.
…In my defense, I was on stakeout.
Tried the Kyle route.
He’s okay at math, but when he talks and gets frustrated with me, his nostrils flare like mom’s.
He’s okay at math, but when he talks and gets frustrated with me, his nostrils flare like mom’s.
December 11, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Tried the Kyle route.
He’s okay at math, but when he talks and gets frustrated with me, his nostrils flare like mom’s.
He’s okay at math, but when he talks and gets frustrated with me, his nostrils flare like mom’s.
Algebra. [She has her head in her hands, a look of absolute devastation on her face as she stares down at the hieroglyphs on her notes.]
Good look, what is it about?
Me, too.
December 11, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Algebra. [She has her head in her hands, a look of absolute devastation on her face as she stares down at the hieroglyphs on her notes.]
12:27AM. Time to lock in.
December 10, 2025 at 4:28 PM
12:27AM. Time to lock in.
Okay, the one axe.
December 10, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Okay, the one axe.
I’m thinking maybe I should take matters into my own hands and make a quadrillion double axes.
December 10, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I’m thinking maybe I should take matters into my own hands and make a quadrillion double axes.
Hey, Mr. Smith! Are you looking for an apprentice? 🤩
December 10, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Hey, Mr. Smith! Are you looking for an apprentice? 🤩
[Opens her mouth to speak—]
December 10, 2025 at 4:05 PM
[Opens her mouth to speak—]
The Batman gave me his autograph once!
December 10, 2025 at 3:58 PM
The Batman gave me his autograph once!
Mmmmmhmm!
…Not the smartest financial decision. Got found out by my dad before it got worse.
…Not the smartest financial decision. Got found out by my dad before it got worse.
I did once... Not for me. Have you?
You ever tried gacha? 🤩
December 10, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Mmmmmhmm!
…Not the smartest financial decision. Got found out by my dad before it got worse.
…Not the smartest financial decision. Got found out by my dad before it got worse.
What did he say…
I was five when I wrote him a letter. He never replied.
It took another eight years for him to come see me.
It took another eight years for him to come see me.
December 10, 2025 at 3:54 PM
What did he say…
OH MY CRAP, THIS IS THE BESTEST THING EVEEEERRRR! Can I also meet the others? It’s so different to see them from the pics!
Once you're done with finals, you can visit our library at home. I also rescued a macaque a few months ago. Her name's Lucy.
I feel like you’ve stored a whole bunch of animal facts in your brain, and I’ve only picked at the top of the iceberg.
December 10, 2025 at 3:51 PM
OH MY CRAP, THIS IS THE BESTEST THING EVEEEERRRR! Can I also meet the others? It’s so different to see them from the pics!
Hurriedly Googling macaque.
December 10, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Hurriedly Googling macaque.
You ever tried gacha? 🤩
Of course I have! I like single player games better though.
Gasp. You’ve played MMORPGs?
December 10, 2025 at 3:48 PM
You ever tried gacha? 🤩
But, if the Batman is friends with Santa…
December 10, 2025 at 3:48 PM
But, if the Batman is friends with Santa…
[Imagining the Batman going down chimneys to ‘leave presents’ AKA punch bad guys.]
December 10, 2025 at 3:47 PM
[Imagining the Batman going down chimneys to ‘leave presents’ AKA punch bad guys.]
I wanna be buddy buddy with Santa, too.
December 10, 2025 at 3:46 PM
I wanna be buddy buddy with Santa, too.
Gasp. You’ve played MMORPGs?
Haven't we all? Through books and games?
I feel like you lived a gajillion and ten lives, Mr. Dick.
December 10, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Gasp. You’ve played MMORPGs?
🤩🤩🤩 THE BATMAN HAS MET SANTA?! 🤩🤩🤩
December 10, 2025 at 3:44 PM
🤩🤩🤩 THE BATMAN HAS MET SANTA?! 🤩🤩🤩
I feel like you’ve stored a whole bunch of animal facts in your brain, and I’ve only picked at the top of the iceberg.
Caribou are what they're called in North America. Reindeer, Eurasia.
Different geographical origin? Like… the South Pole?
December 10, 2025 at 3:41 PM
I feel like you’ve stored a whole bunch of animal facts in your brain, and I’ve only picked at the top of the iceberg.
Googles are reindeers and caribous the same.
December 10, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Googles are reindeers and caribous the same.
Different geographical origin? Like… the South Pole?
Well.
☝️🤓
They're from the same species, different geographical origin.
☝️🤓
They're from the same species, different geographical origin.
[A high-pitched gasp that’s in the middle of being very offended and very impressed.]
No. Way.
Since when did his reindeers become caribous?!
No. Way.
Since when did his reindeers become caribous?!
December 10, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Different geographical origin? Like… the South Pole?