trans women need to stop looking like they're 21 when they're 35. I'm tired of being embarrassed giving life lessons to someone who remembers 9/11 better than I do
December 11, 2023 at 1:57 AM
trans women need to stop looking like they're 21 when they're 35. I'm tired of being embarrassed giving life lessons to someone who remembers 9/11 better than I do
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"And you expect me to believe he visits every house in one night, Mulder?"
December 10, 2023 at 9:28 PM
"And you expect me to believe he visits every house in one night, Mulder?"
Nikki Haley is ur typical neocon ghoul, and i don't want this to be taken as some sort of endorsement of her or that, but it is funny how she'd win the general election in a historic landslide vs Joe Biden, but bc of how busted America is as an electoral democracy she will never get the chance.
December 10, 2023 at 10:20 PM
Nikki Haley is ur typical neocon ghoul, and i don't want this to be taken as some sort of endorsement of her or that, but it is funny how she'd win the general election in a historic landslide vs Joe Biden, but bc of how busted America is as an electoral democracy she will never get the chance.
the song of achilles asks the interesting question "what if Achilles weakness was not in fact his heel and was instead failson Greek twinks"
December 7, 2023 at 4:35 PM
the song of achilles asks the interesting question "what if Achilles weakness was not in fact his heel and was instead failson Greek twinks"
they should invent a Monday that I don't have to go to work on.
December 4, 2023 at 4:38 PM
they should invent a Monday that I don't have to go to work on.
one of my favorite things about my job is that the first task is to lift an 80 pound instrument from a crate on to a bench, and I have never once had to do it, bc I look like a small girl and ppl will do it for me if I bat my eyelashes. 10/10
December 4, 2023 at 2:21 PM
one of my favorite things about my job is that the first task is to lift an 80 pound instrument from a crate on to a bench, and I have never once had to do it, bc I look like a small girl and ppl will do it for me if I bat my eyelashes. 10/10
if u don't like polka dots don't even speak to me honestly I don't need that kind of negativity
December 3, 2023 at 3:59 PM
if u don't like polka dots don't even speak to me honestly I don't need that kind of negativity
nothing makes me feel like more of a human being than saying hi to my neighbors. say hi to your neighbors
December 3, 2023 at 2:53 AM
nothing makes me feel like more of a human being than saying hi to my neighbors. say hi to your neighbors
buddy it's called a 'for you' page
December 2, 2023 at 6:35 AM
buddy it's called a 'for you' page
had a meeting with the gays. we set the agenda. you're a girl now, sorry (or congrats)
December 1, 2023 at 9:01 PM
had a meeting with the gays. we set the agenda. you're a girl now, sorry (or congrats)
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Feel like shit just want him back
December 1, 2023 at 5:45 PM
Feel like shit just want him back
last night as I was walking around DC I was bitching about Christmas starting after Thanksgiving here in the US ( as someone who likes Christmas thats too early!!) & some man on the street must have overheard me, bc he stopped me to ask if it was the 1st that night, like we were in a christmas novel
December 1, 2023 at 5:48 PM
last night as I was walking around DC I was bitching about Christmas starting after Thanksgiving here in the US ( as someone who likes Christmas thats too early!!) & some man on the street must have overheard me, bc he stopped me to ask if it was the 1st that night, like we were in a christmas novel
shout out to the bartender who kept flirting with me while I was on a date TN. you made me look so good and u knew i wasn't the one deciding ur tip and u did it anyway. bless you 🫶
December 1, 2023 at 3:16 AM
shout out to the bartender who kept flirting with me while I was on a date TN. you made me look so good and u knew i wasn't the one deciding ur tip and u did it anyway. bless you 🫶
all id need is a rich older guy who calls me "kid" and has a big dick and id be normal
November 30, 2023 at 1:24 AM
all id need is a rich older guy who calls me "kid" and has a big dick and id be normal
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get off the lexapro and onto a dick
November 27, 2023 at 7:03 PM
get off the lexapro and onto a dick
waiting by the door for a package. like a dog. this is inhumane. every residential address should have a package lockbox
November 27, 2023 at 5:49 PM
waiting by the door for a package. like a dog. this is inhumane. every residential address should have a package lockbox
freaking out big time 🙂
November 27, 2023 at 4:09 AM
freaking out big time 🙂
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after i heal from FFS i'm hiring a gaggle of faggots to follow me around wailing "the cunt! the cunt!" like professional mourners of roman antiquity
November 25, 2023 at 9:28 PM
after i heal from FFS i'm hiring a gaggle of faggots to follow me around wailing "the cunt! the cunt!" like professional mourners of roman antiquity
ive shaved my whole body, done my eyebrows, toe nails, a chemical peel, skin care, washed my hair and i still feel like shit. can't girlboss my way out of depression this time i fear
November 27, 2023 at 12:49 AM
ive shaved my whole body, done my eyebrows, toe nails, a chemical peel, skin care, washed my hair and i still feel like shit. can't girlboss my way out of depression this time i fear
the fact I can continue to do and do and do and there will never be an end to need or an end to the doubts that have haunted me my whole life is fine actually. i feel so normal about this. life is great.
November 26, 2023 at 1:57 AM
the fact I can continue to do and do and do and there will never be an end to need or an end to the doubts that have haunted me my whole life is fine actually. i feel so normal about this. life is great.
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I cooked 4lbs of meat how do I have no leftovers 😭
November 24, 2023 at 3:33 AM
I cooked 4lbs of meat how do I have no leftovers 😭
one of these years I'll get a photo of the Thanksgiving dinner I cooked before it's torn apart by ravenous trans women, but it's not this year
November 24, 2023 at 12:56 AM
one of these years I'll get a photo of the Thanksgiving dinner I cooked before it's torn apart by ravenous trans women, but it's not this year
