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The Hostess With The Mostest
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How do we tag the orcas?
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I can’t speak for anyone else, but this analogy of “Lady Liberty’ held captive, is exactly how I feel about this presidency & administration and what their attempting to do with our rights and freedoms…

The New Yorker captured the feelings perfectly…

One word, UNACCEPTABLE!
June 3, 2025 at 5:30 PM
My friend with a Capricorn stellium had the audacity to ask me “why didn’t anyone stop me?” I’m still laughing from my belly
March 26, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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A proposal to severely limit guns that use detachable magazines is approaching final passage in the Colorado legislature. The state's Democratic governor, Jared Polis, is expected to sign it into law.
Colorado is poised to pass some of the toughest gun laws in the country
A proposal to severely limit guns that use detachable magazines is approaching final passage in the Colorado legislature. The state's Democratic governor, Jared Polis, is expected to sign it into law.
www.npr.org
March 26, 2025 at 10:14 AM
All the Aries Suns need a fight club for 2025
March 21, 2025 at 12:42 PM
I noticed I have been feeling huge waves of grief pass over me. It seems that watching your homeland fall into the deep state doesn’t feel so good.
March 21, 2025 at 12:02 PM
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On Friday, in a top-secret briefing from Pete Hegseth, Elon Musk will gain access to closely guarded US military secrets regarding the US military’s plan for any war that might break out with China. This is despite Musk's extensive business interests in China and his ketamine addiction.
March 21, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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NEBRASKA CROWD: “TAX THE RICH! TAX THE RICH!”

@USRepMikeFlood: “So your proposal to solve (the debt) is tax the rich?”

NEBRASKA CROWD: *CHEERS WILDLY*

(not sure this went quite as he planned 😬)
March 18, 2025 at 11:01 PM
March 17, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Led Zeppelin II was the first album I played when I put my new Air Pod Pros on today as Goddess intended.
March 17, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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March 15, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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If you are a Southern California person upset about @schumer.senate.gov ‘s craven betrayal of our country, the theatre his book tour will be at on 3/23 is the Moss Theatre.

Their phone number is 310-828-5582
March 14, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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Fuck you to every single Dem Senator who voted for this fucking fascist shit.

Fuck.
You.
March 14, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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We don't spend a penny on marketing. It's all word of mouth for @costplusdrugs.com

That's how we keep prices so low. Please spread the word !
March 14, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Exactly
He was always a used car salesman at heart.
March 12, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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March 8, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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Cartoon by David Sipress.
March 2, 2025 at 4:56 PM
“I’m gonna berate and bully the leader of a warn-torn democratic ally for all the world to see because my daddy Vladdy told me to, but first let me put on these fifty-three layers of cake makeup so all the drag queen hating MAGA Incels who jerk off to my face know I’m a manly man.” - this fucker
March 1, 2025 at 11:02 PM
March 1, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Im literally laughing so hard in the airport that people are staring
Rubio sank so far into that couch I was honestly afraid JD Vance might fuck him.
March 1, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Yes
The entire town has come out to protest JD Vance and reports indicate he’s been either run out or forced to go into hiding. #3E #EndImpunity #StandWithUkraine
March 1, 2025 at 6:50 PM
I didn't think I was capable of feeling any more shame for what America has become.

I was wrong.
March 1, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Going through menopause and the collapse of democracy simultaneously seems very GenX. Like DocMartens weren’t torture enough. Let us be FFS
February 13, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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WE THE PEOPLE.

We. The. People.
February 12, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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Gulf of Distraction
February 12, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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Admit it
you always kind of wondered
what you would have done
had you been alive
during the dark times
of the previous century,
and now that you are here
during the dark times
of the current century
you have your answer,
how horrible it is
to have that answer.
February 10, 2025 at 6:34 PM