instead of complaining that he’s outnumbered 3 to 1, my dad named his y-chromosome so that he can whine about “skippy” being outnumbered 7 to 1.
February 1, 2026 at 9:53 PM
instead of complaining that he’s outnumbered 3 to 1, my dad named his y-chromosome so that he can whine about “skippy” being outnumbered 7 to 1.
recently had to answer the prompt: what inspires your creativity (in 5 words or less)?
girls sharing secrets in code
girls sharing secrets in code
January 20, 2026 at 9:28 PM
recently had to answer the prompt: what inspires your creativity (in 5 words or less)?
girls sharing secrets in code
girls sharing secrets in code
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the new autistic barbie is cute but i can't get over her being marketed as the *first* autistic barbie. you're telling me these bitches are neurotypical??
January 13, 2026 at 7:37 AM
the new autistic barbie is cute but i can't get over her being marketed as the *first* autistic barbie. you're telling me these bitches are neurotypical??
a science of desirable or detestable bodies
January 7, 2026 at 7:23 PM
a science of desirable or detestable bodies
song pick for this year’s video montage is “dr*gula”
December 28, 2025 at 12:02 PM
song pick for this year’s video montage is “dr*gula”
a thousand hands could never
December 12, 2025 at 3:42 AM
a thousand hands could never
I hate how much I wrestle with my own ambition. I’m not afraid of success, I just don’t want to wind up like my dad.
December 1, 2025 at 5:47 AM
I hate how much I wrestle with my own ambition. I’m not afraid of success, I just don’t want to wind up like my dad.
everybody has got to love me. everybody.
November 24, 2025 at 5:14 PM
everybody has got to love me. everybody.
my dad is unable to be chill about bully sticks—full body squirms of discomfort when one comes out.
November 17, 2025 at 5:09 PM
my dad is unable to be chill about bully sticks—full body squirms of discomfort when one comes out.
fighting to remind myself that I'm allowed to make things up
November 13, 2025 at 12:36 AM
fighting to remind myself that I'm allowed to make things up
hugging ted neeley at age 13. smelling like patchouli for a week. I honestly thought that I’d invented the stage door—“he has to exit somewhere!”
November 6, 2025 at 7:13 PM
hugging ted neeley at age 13. smelling like patchouli for a week. I honestly thought that I’d invented the stage door—“he has to exit somewhere!”
my dad used to chew cinnamon gum while driving too fast on twisty roads. walking into grocery stores this time of year makes me want to vomit.
October 28, 2025 at 3:18 PM
my dad used to chew cinnamon gum while driving too fast on twisty roads. walking into grocery stores this time of year makes me want to vomit.
unsurprising fact—jonathan swift loved a freak show
October 24, 2025 at 5:10 PM
unsurprising fact—jonathan swift loved a freak show
if I don’t cry afterwards, I feel like I did something wrong
October 18, 2025 at 3:54 AM
if I don’t cry afterwards, I feel like I did something wrong
I'm finding insane facts in my notes that I'd already forgotten, then spinning out about them all over again. She remains the pilot star.
October 13, 2025 at 5:58 AM
I'm finding insane facts in my notes that I'd already forgotten, then spinning out about them all over again. She remains the pilot star.
the feminine urge to punch paul h*llywood square in the jaw
September 30, 2025 at 4:16 PM
the feminine urge to punch paul h*llywood square in the jaw
giving myself chills, so many more than he ever did
September 27, 2025 at 3:49 AM
giving myself chills, so many more than he ever did
blast off, baby. baby, blast off.
September 21, 2025 at 2:42 AM
blast off, baby. baby, blast off.
when I write something, then later notice a dozen clever connections buried within it that I didn’t consciously intend, I still take every drop of credit
September 16, 2025 at 2:54 PM
when I write something, then later notice a dozen clever connections buried within it that I didn’t consciously intend, I still take every drop of credit
plotting to occupy the holes in the story, to fill them full of Her
September 11, 2025 at 10:12 PM
plotting to occupy the holes in the story, to fill them full of Her
sometimes, when I fantasize about a tour for the next book, I slip into a full on fugue state
September 7, 2025 at 9:14 PM
sometimes, when I fantasize about a tour for the next book, I slip into a full on fugue state