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Adobo Baggins
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As a pedestrian, I love yelling at drivers who honk at waymos. Like, you're honking at a robot you jackass lol.
November 13, 2025 at 1:41 AM
"He didn't just make music, he channeled the ancestors, he bent time... he was as a vessel of vibration." - George Clinton on the passing of D'Angelo
October 19, 2025 at 10:27 PM
I hope Bad Bunny brings out Zach Bryan at the Superbowl halftime show. Lol
October 10, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I seen @warriorsofficial.bsky.social rookie Will Richard outside my job on New Montgomery today. Wanted to ask him what he was doing in the area, but he had earbuds in. Well, that and I couldn't remember his name lol. So instead, I just gave him the "I see you" head nod and said "what up rook?" 🤣
October 10, 2025 at 1:39 AM
If you still have Tik Tok, you an opp
October 3, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Okay, but why did I wake up minutes before it hit though??
September 22, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Shit, here come the Lynx. Get it together Valks!! @wgoldenstate.bsky.social
September 18, 2025 at 3:32 AM
My question is, how do you miss his head??
September 11, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Now that I think about it, a nice crispy, long piece of chicharron is basically a protein bar. I'm such a health nut!
August 21, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Hey @bsky.app, how many times do I have to tell you to show me less Big Brother posts? I'm averaging about twice a day. Should I kick it up to 3? Will that do the trick?
August 20, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Introduce yourself with the last 5 concerts you saw

- LaRussell
- The Weeknd
- Juvenile
- JID
- Earth Gang
introduce yourself with the last 5 concerts you saw

- the lumineers
- gigi perez
- invent animate/silent planet
- chelsea grin
- make them suffer
introduce yourself with the last 5 concerts you saw

- chappell roan
- olivia rodrigo
- sabrina carpenter
- sleep token
- neck deep (supporting sum41)
August 18, 2025 at 5:28 PM
The Valkyries' Kayla Thornton was the favorite to win @wnba.com most improved player. She went down for the season with an injury. Now, the favorite to win is another Valkyrie, Veronica Burton. That's so awesome, man. Best expansion team in the league's short history.
August 16, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Idk what I expected for only $32/ticket. But bruh, we were up higher than the retired numbers! 🤣 They try to make it sound exclusive, The Modelo Cantina Club section lol. Chase Center really maximizing their profits putting fan sections where only the catwalk should be lol. Go Valks tho.
August 12, 2025 at 11:08 PM
💯🤣
Jinkx Monsoon mocks J.K. Rowling’s transphobia in a recent interview with Ziwe
August 1, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I was born for this.
Hershey and Mondelez are combining two of their top-selling products—the Reese’s peanut butter cup and the Oreo cookie—in a sugary marriage they say consumers have been begging for.

🔗 https://on.wsj.com/46ynZ2k
July 30, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Where did Veronica Burton go for all star break?? Because she looks tanned and fine at 😍
July 26, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Wanna piss a guy off? After he orders a vodka drink, say "I used to drink vodka. Then I turned 18."
July 26, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Summer ball at the California Classic
July 6, 2025 at 11:24 PM
There's a guy on Miami Heat's summer team with the coolest damn name.
July 6, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Corgis are like if chicken nuggets where a dog. Idk how to explain my logic, but I see a corgi and I immediately think nugget.
June 20, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Do y'all remember how good this song is? I didn't even hear it recently, just randomly thought about it and remembered how good it is.
youtu.be/D3rFgr0Tu1c?...
Young Jeezy - R.I.P. (Explicit) ft. 2 Chainz
YouTube video by JeezyVEVO
youtu.be
June 19, 2025 at 11:42 PM
New fave breakfast. Been making this a lot lately. Sourdough toast, rubbed with a garlic clove, smeared with an anchovy, topped with an herb "salad" and a runny yolk egg. The herb salad is flat leaf parsley, cilantro, dill, salt, chili flakes, chicken powder, EVOO, and red wine vinegar. 🤌🏻
May 31, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Well shit. Lol
There's always a tweet.
May 14, 2025 at 7:21 AM
NBA game announcer narratives ar so funny. They keep saying MPJ can't lift his left arm above his head and literally as they're saying that you see him lifting his left arm above his head multiple times. lmao
May 11, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Chorizo y papas tacos dorados for dindin tonight
May 11, 2025 at 4:20 AM