Major Flaw
@majorflaw.bsky.social
These hoes ain’t loyal.
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I swear to god, if I get one more message like this…
“hi daddy ive never been with a big fat old man before wanna b my first??”
“hi daddy ive never been with a big fat old man before wanna b my first??”
June 11, 2025 at 12:49 PM
I swear to god, if I get one more message like this…
“hi daddy ive never been with a big fat old man before wanna b my first??”
“hi daddy ive never been with a big fat old man before wanna b my first??”
I’m literally being hate-crimed.
June 9, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I’m literally being hate-crimed.
Imagine hating the gays so much that you move your inbred family from Canada to Russia.
Bye, bitches.
Bye, bitches.
To Russia, with love? Why some in West are heading east to start over. — The Christian Science Monitor
Some Westerners see Russia as a place to build a better, more conservative life. Moscow, facing a demographic crisis, is willing to let them try.
apple.news
March 13, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Imagine hating the gays so much that you move your inbred family from Canada to Russia.
Bye, bitches.
Bye, bitches.
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Trump’s New Tesla Has a 1-in-3 Chance of Spontaneously Combusting—World Leaders Wait In Morbid Anticipation
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March 11, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Trump’s New Tesla Has a 1-in-3 Chance of Spontaneously Combusting—World Leaders Wait In Morbid Anticipation
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Canadians don’t want to drink hormone-laced American milk.
Fuck off.
Fuck off.
March 11, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Canadians don’t want to drink hormone-laced American milk.
Fuck off.
Fuck off.
The people complaining that Canadians didn’t elect Mark Carney PM also don’t realize that Canadians didn’t elect Justin Trudeau PM—you voted for your MP, not your PM.
March 10, 2025 at 12:29 AM
The people complaining that Canadians didn’t elect Mark Carney PM also don’t realize that Canadians didn’t elect Justin Trudeau PM—you voted for your MP, not your PM.
You already know that if the CDC comes back and says there’s not link between vaccines and autism, MAGA is just going to go on about deep state something or whatever.
March 8, 2025 at 10:15 PM
You already know that if the CDC comes back and says there’s not link between vaccines and autism, MAGA is just going to go on about deep state something or whatever.
No one texting me, plus I get potatoes?
My dream birthday.
My dream birthday.
today is my birthday, but I don’t have a cake. I cooked my potatoes
March 3, 2025 at 9:23 PM
No one texting me, plus I get potatoes?
My dream birthday.
My dream birthday.
I’m okay with this.
Doug Ford says province may legislate Canadian-made signage in stores amid potential trade war
Premier Doug Ford says that his government will consider introducing legislation that would require retailers to place signage on shelves indicating whether a product is Canadian made amid a potential...
www.cp24.com
March 3, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I’m okay with this.
Ew.
Comedian says American pride is back: 'It feels like we have a president who is putting America first'
Comedian Chris Distefano told Fox News Digital that American pride is making a comeback reminiscent of the pride and unity seen after the terror attacks on 9/11.
www.foxnews.com
March 1, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Ew.
People line up to buy runners?
March 1, 2025 at 2:01 PM
People line up to buy runners?
Is it possible to have different moderation settings in @flashes.blue than used on Bluesky?
I’m okay with seeing dongs in flashes.
I’m okay with seeing dongs in flashes.
February 25, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Is it possible to have different moderation settings in @flashes.blue than used on Bluesky?
I’m okay with seeing dongs in flashes.
I’m okay with seeing dongs in flashes.
I’m hard.
Gov. Mills: I’ll comply with the state and federal laws
Trump: We are the federal law. You better do it because you’re not going to get any federal funds.
Gov Mills: See you in court
Trump: We are the federal law. You better do it because you’re not going to get any federal funds.
Gov Mills: See you in court
February 21, 2025 at 8:11 PM
I’m hard.
Thank you, god bless you, goodnight…
February 21, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Thank you, god bless you, goodnight…
The best part of depression is the sadness!
February 21, 2025 at 4:40 PM
The best part of depression is the sadness!
My ideal job would be me perfect folding jeans for five hours a day, five days a week, no weekends.
Also, I don’t talk to customers or my fellow coworkers.
Also, I don’t talk to customers or my fellow coworkers.
February 17, 2025 at 2:43 PM
My ideal job would be me perfect folding jeans for five hours a day, five days a week, no weekends.
Also, I don’t talk to customers or my fellow coworkers.
Also, I don’t talk to customers or my fellow coworkers.
February 13, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Canada needs to expel the US Ambassador.
Ship his ass back to the States until Trump ends these ridiculous tariffs.
Ship his ass back to the States until Trump ends these ridiculous tariffs.
February 11, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Canada needs to expel the US Ambassador.
Ship his ass back to the States until Trump ends these ridiculous tariffs.
Ship his ass back to the States until Trump ends these ridiculous tariffs.
I hate having to tip before the food is actually delivered. Why do you now get a tip after dropping my food off at my neighbours’ house?
February 9, 2025 at 10:48 PM
I hate having to tip before the food is actually delivered. Why do you now get a tip after dropping my food off at my neighbours’ house?
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House Republicans Introduce Bill Requiring All Public School Children to Carry Guns for Their Own Safety
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February 9, 2025 at 1:29 AM
House Republicans Introduce Bill Requiring All Public School Children to Carry Guns for Their Own Safety
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February 7, 2025 at 1:08 AM
I truly feel for anyone who doesn’t have five IKEAs within 30 minutes of their home. Stay strong.
February 6, 2025 at 1:10 PM
I truly feel for anyone who doesn’t have five IKEAs within 30 minutes of their home. Stay strong.
The Trump administration is actively erasing transgender people from government websites. Imagine putting so much effort into deliberately harming a group that makes up only a fraction of a percent of the population. Absolutely disgusting.
February 5, 2025 at 6:01 PM
The Trump administration is actively erasing transgender people from government websites. Imagine putting so much effort into deliberately harming a group that makes up only a fraction of a percent of the population. Absolutely disgusting.
I was named my mall’s 62nd fastest mall-walker.
I’m so proud.
I’m so proud.
February 5, 2025 at 1:34 PM
I was named my mall’s 62nd fastest mall-walker.
I’m so proud.
I’m so proud.
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Senator John Fetterman Proudly Stands with the Working Class—And the GOP 93% of the Time
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February 5, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Senator John Fetterman Proudly Stands with the Working Class—And the GOP 93% of the Time
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