FitnessPizza
@majmimby.bsky.social
Homemade pizza connoisseur. Philly cheesesteak authority. Lab dad.
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I can't believe my eyes. Is Trump mad that he's not really the king?
For context: Leonard Leo is one of a half dozen individuals most responsible for our descent into fascism. *He* picked Roberts & Alito, and manipulated Trump into selecting Gorsuch, Kavanaugh, and ACB. All of this in his bizarre quest to criminalize abortion, contraception, and homosexuality.
February 8, 2026 at 6:38 PM
I can't believe my eyes. Is Trump mad that he's not really the king?
I do enjoy eating half of a pizza while watching survival shows.
February 8, 2026 at 4:00 AM
I do enjoy eating half of a pizza while watching survival shows.
Robbie Hoffman in her wake up standup special does a they/them bit that is hysterical. Netflix
February 7, 2026 at 6:21 PM
Robbie Hoffman in her wake up standup special does a they/them bit that is hysterical. Netflix
The children love jarlic knots.
February 6, 2026 at 11:22 PM
The children love jarlic knots.
Odd. Epstein suggestions for Nadia Marcinkova name change. Ova it is!
February 6, 2026 at 2:44 PM
Odd. Epstein suggestions for Nadia Marcinkova name change. Ova it is!
I think I stumbled on the Epstein girl menu. How many times does pizza and eggplant appear in your inbox? 🤔
February 6, 2026 at 1:51 PM
I think I stumbled on the Epstein girl menu. How many times does pizza and eggplant appear in your inbox? 🤔
Ice is complaining about taxes being withheld on their bonuses. You know.. morons.
February 5, 2026 at 4:09 AM
Ice is complaining about taxes being withheld on their bonuses. You know.. morons.
Philly roast pork.
February 4, 2026 at 11:54 PM
Philly roast pork.
Unreal. We need to raise the unemployment taxes employers pay to 100%.
The big tech founder whose 417-foot, $500 million superyacht needs a 256-foot, $75 million superyacht to "shadow" it -- because the bigger yacht lacks a helipad -- had to cut his paper's newsroom almost in half, for reasons
NEWS: The cuts were so severe that at least one department head asked to leave The Post rather than be included in the planning.
Peter Finn, The Post's international editor, requested that he be laid off once he learned about the scope of the cuts to his section.
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/04/b...
Peter Finn, The Post's international editor, requested that he be laid off once he learned about the scope of the cuts to his section.
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/04/b...
February 4, 2026 at 8:40 PM
Unreal. We need to raise the unemployment taxes employers pay to 100%.
Is this why youtube vids are so dang glitchy at the beginning?
February 4, 2026 at 8:20 PM
Is this why youtube vids are so dang glitchy at the beginning?
Why can't we name medications so that we can communicate with doctors? Amlodipine.. can't they be like HBP75's?🤷♂️
February 3, 2026 at 4:37 PM
Why can't we name medications so that we can communicate with doctors? Amlodipine.. can't they be like HBP75's?🤷♂️
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White people are putting Mexican flag stickers on their cars to get pulled over and waste ICE's time.
They call it "ICE fishing."
They call it "ICE fishing."
February 3, 2026 at 8:01 AM
White people are putting Mexican flag stickers on their cars to get pulled over and waste ICE's time.
They call it "ICE fishing."
They call it "ICE fishing."
Guys.. wanna see a dead body?
Judge Reyes starts with a comparison: George Washington versus Kristi Noem.
February 3, 2026 at 1:58 AM
Guys.. wanna see a dead body?
*ex-Prince Andrew voice* I think that all went rather well, don't you?
February 2, 2026 at 7:54 PM
Would hair of the dog be a good name for a pizza?🤔
Fighting this hangover with the good stuff: original Aurelio's
February 2, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Would hair of the dog be a good name for a pizza?🤔
Jesus and Raymundo.. wait what?!
BREAKING: The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raymundo Gutierrez.
Two CBP Agents Identified in Alex Pretti Shooting
The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raym...
www.propublica.org
February 2, 2026 at 2:56 AM
Jesus and Raymundo.. wait what?!
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Demon slayer cooking chronicles presents:
Bacon Pesto Pizza
Bacon Pesto Pizza
February 1, 2026 at 3:03 AM
Demon slayer cooking chronicles presents:
Bacon Pesto Pizza
Bacon Pesto Pizza
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It’s almost like a shadowy cabal of elite pedophiles is manipulating world events
January 31, 2026 at 4:06 AM
It’s almost like a shadowy cabal of elite pedophiles is manipulating world events
How is a shower chair not the default method of showering?🤔
January 31, 2026 at 9:30 PM
How is a shower chair not the default method of showering?🤔
@billthepony.bsky.social Is radiohead still saying we're not there yet?
January 31, 2026 at 6:18 PM
@billthepony.bsky.social Is radiohead still saying we're not there yet?
Measure your yeast in grams not lbs. 😁
January 31, 2026 at 4:58 PM
Measure your yeast in grams not lbs. 😁