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Maj. Mimby
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Housing development naming institute.. you say what it is and raze it.. spring meadows, I'm going on break. Urban hunter, tree hugger, lab dad. Personal preferences are my own.
A nearby HS had to sensor the new 'big ass fans' they installed. This is the pearl clutching liberals get mocked for.
November 13, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Cheese and rice! How much chicken did they eat?
NON-BREATHING AS A RESULT OF AN OVERDOSE
Royal Farms - Sussex Highway - Laurel, Delaware

11:10 AM - EMS Units have been dispatched to the Royal Farms on Sussex Highway for two people who are suspected to have overdosed and are in cardiac arrest.
November 12, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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hey everybody: the president of the united states helped cover up child rape
A direct email exchange from 2011 between Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell, just released by House Oversight Committee Democrats.
November 12, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Had an epiphany.. I don't like being told how I feel. You can be like "I have an aversion to crowded places" and social media is "No, you just don't want people to have houses".
November 12, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Amused by blood pressure charts that go up to call 911. 😁
November 11, 2025 at 7:26 PM
😂
November 11, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Stop using "eight democrats" and start using "eight cowards".
Many feel betrayal and frustration, and the feelings are hot right now.

I get it. I have my own feelings.

🧵
November 11, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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Senator, I do appreciate you responding with more than the standard Booker Voice “here’s my messaging, I ran it through ChatGPT to make it folksy” single post.

That being said, we’re tired. We’ve been hearing “we’ll get you next time” from Dems on healthcare since Obama sold out the public option
November 10, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I was already committed to my annual tradition of 40+ years of staying put during the holidays. Never had the experience of holiday air travel. It sounds like the one time Thanksgiving I spent in Times Square, one of my worst nightmares.
November 10, 2025 at 5:29 PM
People criticize me for being somewhat cynical. 🤷‍♂️
How about we shut down the government for this very popular and specific goal and then, hear me out, we hold out for like a month and a half and then, ok this part is important, after a watershed election where we ran the table, ONLY THEN, fold and don't get the one thing we said we wanted.
November 10, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Uhhh..
November 9, 2025 at 2:28 PM