Jetset Jimbo
@majjie.bsky.social
I have two rules in life.
1. Be nice, 2. Take no shit, 3. Plan ahead
1. Be nice, 2. Take no shit, 3. Plan ahead
“You need to take notice. X isn’t on its way. X is already here. If you’re not doing X, your competition will and you will end living under a bridge living off river jetsam.”
- every LinkedIn post this year
- every LinkedIn post this year
December 16, 2025 at 9:44 AM
“You need to take notice. X isn’t on its way. X is already here. If you’re not doing X, your competition will and you will end living under a bridge living off river jetsam.”
- every LinkedIn post this year
- every LinkedIn post this year
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Fun fact: starfish are incapable of maintaining fusion.
December 15, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Fun fact: starfish are incapable of maintaining fusion.
For those unfamiliar with my previous post: youtu.be/XbIu2bdBhMo?...
Southpark no way nooo waaaay goth
YouTube video by Burrito
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December 15, 2025 at 9:06 AM
For those unfamiliar with my previous post: youtu.be/XbIu2bdBhMo?...
My latest stimming habit has been the “no way no way” from the South Park goth/emo episode.
My daughter, @datbich.bsky.social has noticed this and joins in.
My daughter, @datbich.bsky.social has noticed this and joins in.
December 15, 2025 at 9:00 AM
My latest stimming habit has been the “no way no way” from the South Park goth/emo episode.
My daughter, @datbich.bsky.social has noticed this and joins in.
My daughter, @datbich.bsky.social has noticed this and joins in.
Seeing the announcement of Microsoft Fara AI, I’m ecstatic to have moved to Linux.
December 12, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Seeing the announcement of Microsoft Fara AI, I’m ecstatic to have moved to Linux.
When I die, I want my body chopped into bits, wrapped in newspaper and scattered around a park.
Attendees of my funeral must find the bits like an Easter egg hunt.
Joke’s on them, I was cremated and they’re actually pieces of a drifter.
The police are on their way.
Attendees of my funeral must find the bits like an Easter egg hunt.
Joke’s on them, I was cremated and they’re actually pieces of a drifter.
The police are on their way.
December 12, 2025 at 5:36 PM
When I die, I want my body chopped into bits, wrapped in newspaper and scattered around a park.
Attendees of my funeral must find the bits like an Easter egg hunt.
Joke’s on them, I was cremated and they’re actually pieces of a drifter.
The police are on their way.
Attendees of my funeral must find the bits like an Easter egg hunt.
Joke’s on them, I was cremated and they’re actually pieces of a drifter.
The police are on their way.
I love cats, but adore dogs. I truly think they’re one of the greatest things humankind has made.
December 12, 2025 at 3:26 PM
I love cats, but adore dogs. I truly think they’re one of the greatest things humankind has made.
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“Did you like that necklace I got you? You don’t remember? I gave it to you last week. You said you loved it. You really forgot that quickly?”
December 11, 2025 at 3:23 PM
“Did you like that necklace I got you? You don’t remember? I gave it to you last week. You said you loved it. You really forgot that quickly?”
New coder insult: they’re so stupid they think a pull request is a chat up line.
December 11, 2025 at 1:51 PM
New coder insult: they’re so stupid they think a pull request is a chat up line.
Fun fact, there’s not a vibrant second hand market for vapes.
Not after the debacle that was cherry and herpes flavour.
Not after the debacle that was cherry and herpes flavour.
December 11, 2025 at 10:18 AM
Fun fact, there’s not a vibrant second hand market for vapes.
Not after the debacle that was cherry and herpes flavour.
Not after the debacle that was cherry and herpes flavour.
I just got some Cherry Pepsi Max in the corner shop (don’t judge) and they had a sign of things they can’t accept returns of.
The list included vapes. I laughed but apparently it’s a regular enough issue that they need a sign for it.
What kind of scrub, skank loser would try to return a vape!?
The list included vapes. I laughed but apparently it’s a regular enough issue that they need a sign for it.
What kind of scrub, skank loser would try to return a vape!?
December 10, 2025 at 10:12 PM
I just got some Cherry Pepsi Max in the corner shop (don’t judge) and they had a sign of things they can’t accept returns of.
The list included vapes. I laughed but apparently it’s a regular enough issue that they need a sign for it.
What kind of scrub, skank loser would try to return a vape!?
The list included vapes. I laughed but apparently it’s a regular enough issue that they need a sign for it.
What kind of scrub, skank loser would try to return a vape!?
Dobby is basically gay Gollum. In this essay we will be exploring…
December 10, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Dobby is basically gay Gollum. In this essay we will be exploring…
I like the new glass UI on iOS.
Very Windows Vista.
Very Windows Vista.
December 10, 2025 at 9:08 AM
I like the new glass UI on iOS.
Very Windows Vista.
Very Windows Vista.
Today, I paid off a 2 year old, huge tax arrears brought about by HMRC supplying an incorrect tax code.
They tried to do the same again in my current contract. When we called up about it, it took 20 minutes for them to agree I should be paying more tax and rectify.
#hmrc #tax
They tried to do the same again in my current contract. When we called up about it, it took 20 minutes for them to agree I should be paying more tax and rectify.
#hmrc #tax
December 8, 2025 at 4:08 PM
I swear the mobile cell tower serving Tottenham Court Road must have a hamster in a wheel losing its mind.
December 4, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I swear the mobile cell tower serving Tottenham Court Road must have a hamster in a wheel losing its mind.
Office Christmas party today. Everyone is dressed smart casual, in preparation. I have a change of clothes and am slumming it for now.
If you think about it, I’m like Batman.
If you think about it, I’m like Batman.
December 4, 2025 at 9:44 AM
Office Christmas party today. Everyone is dressed smart casual, in preparation. I have a change of clothes and am slumming it for now.
If you think about it, I’m like Batman.
If you think about it, I’m like Batman.
Pfft. Seven arm octopus? Someone miscounted and they’re all too embarrassed to admit it now.
December 3, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Pfft. Seven arm octopus? Someone miscounted and they’re all too embarrassed to admit it now.
Just don’t seem to be able to do the simplest of tasks today. I’m going to steer clear of eating with utensils lest I puncture myself in the trachea.
December 2, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Just don’t seem to be able to do the simplest of tasks today. I’m going to steer clear of eating with utensils lest I puncture myself in the trachea.
A saying that was common when I grew up was needing to know “all the ins and outs of a duck’s arse”. It meant you were overly inquisitive.
Well, jokes on you. I now know it should have been “duck’s cloaca”, its CLOACA!
Well, jokes on you. I now know it should have been “duck’s cloaca”, its CLOACA!
December 2, 2025 at 10:34 AM
A saying that was common when I grew up was needing to know “all the ins and outs of a duck’s arse”. It meant you were overly inquisitive.
Well, jokes on you. I now know it should have been “duck’s cloaca”, its CLOACA!
Well, jokes on you. I now know it should have been “duck’s cloaca”, its CLOACA!
I’m fairly sure you could map a graph of my adhd versus my BlueSky activity.
No, I won’t do this. I already have too many projects
No, I won’t do this. I already have too many projects
December 1, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I’m fairly sure you could map a graph of my adhd versus my BlueSky activity.
No, I won’t do this. I already have too many projects
No, I won’t do this. I already have too many projects
For those that asked, Flying Tiger make the best sour bubblegum bottles.
December 1, 2025 at 3:11 PM
For those that asked, Flying Tiger make the best sour bubblegum bottles.
Jehovah’s Witnesses do actually have advent calendars. None of the doors open though. All of the chocolates pretend not to be in.
December 1, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Jehovah’s Witnesses do actually have advent calendars. None of the doors open though. All of the chocolates pretend not to be in.