Magus Mike
@magusmike.bsky.social
Welcome to a repository for the inane.
Just wallowing in my own crapulence.
Yes I am the wizard of the mountain, no I won't help you.
Just wallowing in my own crapulence.
Yes I am the wizard of the mountain, no I won't help you.
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Magus Mike
@magusmike.bsky.social
· Aug 26
I would never kiss my friends on the mouth.
But I would help them if they broke both their arms.
But I would help them if they broke both their arms.
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One BATTLEFIELD EARTH After Another
November 21, 2025 at 4:44 PM
One BATTLEFIELD EARTH After Another
I'll say it again.
The Buffalo Bills are frauds.
The Buffalo Bills are frauds.
November 21, 2025 at 4:27 AM
I'll say it again.
The Buffalo Bills are frauds.
The Buffalo Bills are frauds.
We still thinking Half-Life 3 is gonna be announced?
November 20, 2025 at 6:41 PM
We still thinking Half-Life 3 is gonna be announced?
Work is slow and boring so I've been playing around with Gemini to create a to-do list app. Very cool I know.
But I gave the app the ability to use AI to flesh out subtasks from a parent task & description.
I was just messing around but this plan is pretty solid.
But I gave the app the ability to use AI to flesh out subtasks from a parent task & description.
I was just messing around but this plan is pretty solid.
November 19, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Work is slow and boring so I've been playing around with Gemini to create a to-do list app. Very cool I know.
But I gave the app the ability to use AI to flesh out subtasks from a parent task & description.
I was just messing around but this plan is pretty solid.
But I gave the app the ability to use AI to flesh out subtasks from a parent task & description.
I was just messing around but this plan is pretty solid.
"I've been called ugly, pug ugly, fugly, pug fugly, but never Fortnite ugly"
November 19, 2025 at 12:46 AM
"I've been called ugly, pug ugly, fugly, pug fugly, but never Fortnite ugly"
To-do is short for Toodly-Doodly right?
November 18, 2025 at 7:53 PM
To-do is short for Toodly-Doodly right?
I'VE BEEN INFLUENCED!
Saw enough content around Arc Raiders that I decided to buy and try it out. But I will be setting a 2 hour timer ready to refund.
Saw enough content around Arc Raiders that I decided to buy and try it out. But I will be setting a 2 hour timer ready to refund.
November 15, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I'VE BEEN INFLUENCED!
Saw enough content around Arc Raiders that I decided to buy and try it out. But I will be setting a 2 hour timer ready to refund.
Saw enough content around Arc Raiders that I decided to buy and try it out. But I will be setting a 2 hour timer ready to refund.
That atmosphere do be rivering.
November 14, 2025 at 7:21 AM
That atmosphere do be rivering.
Here's my stretch theory.
The 8 Dems caved because they believe that the Epistein evidence is so strong that it will end Trump before the midterms.
It's dumb, but at least there is a strategy.
The 8 Dems caved because they believe that the Epistein evidence is so strong that it will end Trump before the midterms.
It's dumb, but at least there is a strategy.
November 12, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Here's my stretch theory.
The 8 Dems caved because they believe that the Epistein evidence is so strong that it will end Trump before the midterms.
It's dumb, but at least there is a strategy.
The 8 Dems caved because they believe that the Epistein evidence is so strong that it will end Trump before the midterms.
It's dumb, but at least there is a strategy.
Some call it an "asterik"
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I call it an assholerik (*)
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I call it an assholerik (*)
November 12, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Some call it an "asterik"
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I call it an assholerik (*)
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I call it an assholerik (*)
But we're all complaining that you HAVEN'T DIED YET! Please die.
Trump: "If we die, we must die and we as men we die without complaining."
November 12, 2025 at 12:07 AM
But we're all complaining that you HAVEN'T DIED YET! Please die.
now robot, the cylinder is stuck in the tube and must be removed, but the cylinder cannot be harmed in any way. Understand?
November 11, 2025 at 11:39 PM
now robot, the cylinder is stuck in the tube and must be removed, but the cylinder cannot be harmed in any way. Understand?
I got your new James Bond movie right here.
November 11, 2025 at 7:47 PM
I got your new James Bond movie right here.
It will alway be Armistice Day to me!
November 11, 2025 at 6:21 PM
It will alway be Armistice Day to me!
These are two professional football teams. Their players are elite.
WTF is this garbage game I'm watching?
#eaglesvspackers
WTF is this garbage game I'm watching?
#eaglesvspackers
November 11, 2025 at 2:36 AM
These are two professional football teams. Their players are elite.
WTF is this garbage game I'm watching?
#eaglesvspackers
WTF is this garbage game I'm watching?
#eaglesvspackers
No one asked, but if you're the creative lead for one of the biggest game developers maybe you should play a wide variety of newer games from other developers?
November 11, 2025 at 1:02 AM
No one asked, but if you're the creative lead for one of the biggest game developers maybe you should play a wide variety of newer games from other developers?
Remember the Ninja Turtles? This is them after 1 weed.
Cowabunga!
Cowabunga!
November 11, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Remember the Ninja Turtles? This is them after 1 weed.
Cowabunga!
Cowabunga!
My favorite new game genre? Employed adult.
November 11, 2025 at 12:36 AM
My favorite new game genre? Employed adult.
Prediction: If Funko goes under then the owner of NECA & KidRobot will scoop it up and add them to the growing library of dead brands they own.
Did you know that the owner of NECA & KidRobot also owns The Clapper, Chia Pet, Rubies (costumes), and a handful of other pop culture related brands?
Did you know that the owner of NECA & KidRobot also owns The Clapper, Chia Pet, Rubies (costumes), and a handful of other pop culture related brands?
November 11, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Prediction: If Funko goes under then the owner of NECA & KidRobot will scoop it up and add them to the growing library of dead brands they own.
Did you know that the owner of NECA & KidRobot also owns The Clapper, Chia Pet, Rubies (costumes), and a handful of other pop culture related brands?
Did you know that the owner of NECA & KidRobot also owns The Clapper, Chia Pet, Rubies (costumes), and a handful of other pop culture related brands?
When I was a kid, in the 90's, they had a pop-up at Universal City Walk for GEX and I thought it was magical and he was like the next gaming mascot. Move over Mario, GEX is here and he's gonna save you 15% on your car insurance. Wait.
November 11, 2025 at 12:02 AM
When I was a kid, in the 90's, they had a pop-up at Universal City Walk for GEX and I thought it was magical and he was like the next gaming mascot. Move over Mario, GEX is here and he's gonna save you 15% on your car insurance. Wait.
Please, just move your human body.
Walking for at least 10 or 15 minutes at a time might do more for your health and longevity than spreading your steps out into shorter walks throughout the day, a large-scale new study suggests.
Even a 15-minute walk may help boost your longevity
A new study suggests that a longer stretch of walking could be better for you than shorter walks throughout the day.
wapo.st
November 10, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Please, just move your human body.
Some of us just want to masturabte to our thicc Shark Girl and not let the whole world know about it, ok.
Jeez, a guy can't nut without including a social post about it these days.
Jeez, a guy can't nut without including a social post about it these days.
Okay you mean to tell me that DC added a thicc Shark Girl to a Supergirl comic and NO ONE on the internet said anything?!
November 10, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Some of us just want to masturabte to our thicc Shark Girl and not let the whole world know about it, ok.
Jeez, a guy can't nut without including a social post about it these days.
Jeez, a guy can't nut without including a social post about it these days.
I'm not delusional enough for LinkedIn.
November 10, 2025 at 10:35 PM
I'm not delusional enough for LinkedIn.
I'm sure this global trade didn't adversary affect the local population and they were richly rewarded in supportin the Dutch.
Remember, A.I. may give you the answer but it won't give you the context.
Remember, A.I. may give you the answer but it won't give you the context.
November 10, 2025 at 9:11 PM
I'm sure this global trade didn't adversary affect the local population and they were richly rewarded in supportin the Dutch.
Remember, A.I. may give you the answer but it won't give you the context.
Remember, A.I. may give you the answer but it won't give you the context.