matty 🧜🏻♂️
@magnarokket.bsky.social
matty.
actual diet pepsi enthusiast and former blonde toddler.
drag race, film, formula 1, and faggotry.
actual diet pepsi enthusiast and former blonde toddler.
drag race, film, formula 1, and faggotry.
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matty 🧜🏻♂️
@magnarokket.bsky.social
· Jul 31
but why do i look bigger in the mirror compared to the front camera
tate mcrae is gonna be all over my spotify wrapped
November 18, 2025 at 12:06 AM
tate mcrae is gonna be all over my spotify wrapped
i think i finally understand those scenes in movies where a guy is topping someone and he cums humiliatingly fast
November 17, 2025 at 2:26 PM
i think i finally understand those scenes in movies where a guy is topping someone and he cums humiliatingly fast
I LOVE DA PITT !!!
November 14, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I LOVE DA PITT !!!
ceo of thirsting over twinks
November 13, 2025 at 2:57 PM
ceo of thirsting over twinks
i need more lisa barlow lashings on my timeline
November 13, 2025 at 12:29 PM
i need more lisa barlow lashings on my timeline
the old complaint was that gay characters in horror movies were bland stock diversity tokens to get brownie points and pad the kill count.
now we get somewhat well characterized gay characters, but they shouldnt have cool deaths either because it’s too impactful and upsetting?
now we get somewhat well characterized gay characters, but they shouldnt have cool deaths either because it’s too impactful and upsetting?
November 12, 2025 at 4:33 PM
the old complaint was that gay characters in horror movies were bland stock diversity tokens to get brownie points and pad the kill count.
now we get somewhat well characterized gay characters, but they shouldnt have cool deaths either because it’s too impactful and upsetting?
now we get somewhat well characterized gay characters, but they shouldnt have cool deaths either because it’s too impactful and upsetting?
nico hulkenberg is so fucking hot
November 10, 2025 at 7:02 PM
nico hulkenberg is so fucking hot
brazilian grand prix was actually so fucking awesome, except for the brazilians and the ferrari fans lmfao, so good to see my goat kimi in second :')
November 9, 2025 at 8:42 PM
brazilian grand prix was actually so fucking awesome, except for the brazilians and the ferrari fans lmfao, so good to see my goat kimi in second :')
sports car is one of the best songs of the year, grammys you are not a serious institution!!!
November 7, 2025 at 7:00 PM
sports car is one of the best songs of the year, grammys you are not a serious institution!!!
im cooked with so much gas i'm shitting clit, son
November 6, 2025 at 4:11 PM
im cooked with so much gas i'm shitting clit, son
zohran winning and dick cheney dying, oh im gonna cummmmm
November 5, 2025 at 7:06 AM
zohran winning and dick cheney dying, oh im gonna cummmmm
also doing lots of morally questionable things
the thing about being on my notice at work is that i can force myself to care less and just overall not worry about being perceived poorly
November 3, 2025 at 1:38 AM
also doing lots of morally questionable things
the thing about being on my notice at work is that i can force myself to care less and just overall not worry about being perceived poorly
November 2, 2025 at 8:44 PM
the thing about being on my notice at work is that i can force myself to care less and just overall not worry about being perceived poorly
maybe next year i will finally have an excuse to dress up on halloween
November 1, 2025 at 9:39 PM
maybe next year i will finally have an excuse to dress up on halloween
lando norris, the gay boy that you are <3
November 1, 2025 at 9:37 PM
lando norris, the gay boy that you are <3
feeling a certain peace right now that i have *mostly* decided to quit my job
October 29, 2025 at 10:22 PM
feeling a certain peace right now that i have *mostly* decided to quit my job
gabriel bortoleto, i have successfully received the message you came to pass on to me in my dream today and i will carry on with the plan
October 28, 2025 at 12:30 PM
gabriel bortoleto, i have successfully received the message you came to pass on to me in my dream today and i will carry on with the plan
mexican grand prix took years of my life but worth it cause that was 11/10 in entertainment value, ollie bearman my beloved
October 26, 2025 at 9:58 PM
mexican grand prix took years of my life but worth it cause that was 11/10 in entertainment value, ollie bearman my beloved
OLIVER BEARMAN MY GOAT TWINK BEAR
October 26, 2025 at 8:38 PM
OLIVER BEARMAN MY GOAT TWINK BEAR
oscar piastri’s car is joining the fight against lando norris on the side of lando norris
October 25, 2025 at 10:33 PM
oscar piastri’s car is joining the fight against lando norris on the side of lando norris
white boy stuns in a foreign country by taking public transportation without any hiccups (thanks, google maps!)
October 25, 2025 at 6:18 PM
white boy stuns in a foreign country by taking public transportation without any hiccups (thanks, google maps!)
revisiting the tortured poets department and as someone who got the album from the first listen, it’s just so yummy to go back after a while for a full listen and not just my saved tracks
October 25, 2025 at 6:14 PM
revisiting the tortured poets department and as someone who got the album from the first listen, it’s just so yummy to go back after a while for a full listen and not just my saved tracks
GET HIS ASS, PARV
"Survivor" contestant Parvati Shallow is rolling her eyes after a fellow alum Jeremy Collins made a comment on Jeff Probst's official podcast.
'Survivor' alum Parvati Shallow shades host Jeff Probst after remark: 'Get a new move'
"Survivor" contestant Parvati Shallow is rolling her eyes after a fellow alum Jeremy Collins made a comment on Jeff Probst's official podcast.
bit.ly
October 25, 2025 at 2:27 PM
GET HIS ASS, PARV
IT'S ACTUALLY SWEEEEEEEEET
October 24, 2025 at 10:19 PM
IT'S ACTUALLY SWEEEEEEEEET