Dan Conway
magisterconway.bsky.social
Dan Conway
@magisterconway.bsky.social
Latin/French/IB/reluctant AP teacher. Sometimes tweets in Latin. Vergil fanboy. he/him
Would you call something that occurs 40% of the time "fairly rare"? Asking for reasons that are totally not just more kvetching about AP Latin
November 10, 2025 at 11:54 PM
AP Latin: "Our unseen passages are drawn from underrepresented and nonclassical authors! Isn't that cool?"

Also AP Latin: *doesn't give the authors for the unseen passages, so all students see is just Latin words floating in the ether*
November 10, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Reposted by Dan Conway
Laura Jenkinson-Brown’s "You are Odysseus"...sets out with a remarkable twist on how we engage with his story: what if we can intervene in some of his decisions? What if we can be author of a part of his tale?

sententiaeantiquae.com/2025/11/09/m...
Make Better Choices: You ARE Odysseus
Many of us read the Odyssey for the first time because it is part of a certain kind of cultural inheritance in the literary canon. But we remain engaged with it, I think, because the character’s fl…
sententiaeantiquae.com
November 10, 2025 at 2:33 PM
talis erat Dido, talem se laeta ferebat
per medios, instans operi regnisque futuris.

She is fast, thorough, and sharp as a tack
She is touring the facility and picking up slack

Same vibes
November 6, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Omg this is great. The initial reading is so bananas

www.uni-koeln.de/phil-fak/ifa...
November 6, 2025 at 1:24 AM
The AP Latin teachers Facebook group is constantly complaining about how boring Pliny is. And I’m like, “You all read Caesar for years, and you’re calling PLINY boring???”
November 5, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Reposted by Dan Conway
The book I have been waiting for! So many congrats to the amazing Kim Bowes on the publication day of _ Surviving Rome: The Economic Lives of the Ninety Percent_ ⚒️💜 press.princeton.edu/books/hardco...
November 4, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Mildly interesting: the French word “chalumeau” (blowtorch) isn’t related to “chaleur” or the other heat-related words, it comes from “calamus” (reed)
November 3, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Yesterday I sat through some PD about using AI to simplify texts. I tried it out and the results were... not fantastic
October 31, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Normally I'm not a guy who insists on pedantic plurals for loanwords, but basing the English plural of "axolotl" on its Nahuatl plural "axolomeh" is really cool and I'm going to start doing it. Especially because I'm seeing a lot of axolomeh in kids' stuff recently, I think it's a trend
October 31, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Oh ok
October 27, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Update: I’ve learned that the new syllabus doesn’t get into this level of detail, so all this hair-splitting is totally needless
The AP Latin Facebook group is like 70% anxious posts asking which use of the subjunctive Pliny is using, and I don’t enjoy it tbh
October 22, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Nec illos nec alium quemquam regnare passurum
October 18, 2025 at 4:23 PM
When I’m old, I can hope they call me “ille acriculus senex”
October 17, 2025 at 12:20 AM
I asked the AP Latin Facebook group "Umm this is a lot of content, how can I possibly cover the syllabus texts and the teacher's choice material?" and the best response I got is "Just choose not to do the teacher's choice material" lol
October 15, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Reposted by Dan Conway
Bit of self-promotion: I have published a commentary on a selection of Martial's epigrams, so if you are a Latin teacher/instructor...or a fan of having Latin grammar and rhetorical devices analyzed...feel free to check it out.

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Where A Poet Might Rome: The Eternal City of Martial's Epigrams: Smith, Christopher: 9798269037523: Amazon.com: Books
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October 13, 2025 at 12:36 AM
There is not enough Japanese Tevye on Bluesky. So here is some Japanese Tevye. Please enjoy.

youtu.be/YpxHJsal7ao?...
Fiddler On The Roof “L’Chaim ‘To Life!’” In Japanese.
YouTube video by Mat Cauthon
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October 13, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Mash faciunt cuncti—monstrorum mash videamus!
Cerne sepulcralem, vir mulierque, chorum!
Thei did the Mash; thei did the Monstere Mash.
The Monstere Mash: beholde, sepulchral smash!
Thei did the Mash, and it kaughte on moost fast -
Hark, heare the Mash! Forsooth, the Monstere Mash!
October 11, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Sure, you have anxiety, but did they write a monograph about your anxiety?
October 9, 2025 at 11:32 PM
The AP Latin Facebook group is like 70% anxious posts asking which use of the subjunctive Pliny is using, and I don’t enjoy it tbh
October 9, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Reposted by Dan Conway
I woke up to a review of a book published by a convicted felon in my field, and it's interesting to read that in the book, he attempts to depersonalize Cicero, to separate the man from the work. That's probably a neutral choice.
October 7, 2025 at 2:59 PM
AP Latin me ad insaniam agit
September 23, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Reposted by Dan Conway
Once again reminding everyone to read Roman Republics by Harriet Flower
Augustus was active at the end of the long breakdown and for all his faults was both intelligent and widely popular, traits I don’t think can be attributed to Trump.

Sulla was a reactionary brute and is the one who did the most to break the Republic and create the conditions for Augustus
September 22, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Did a double take and thought my used edition of Propertius once belonged to J. C. McKeown
September 19, 2025 at 2:28 PM