manda🌺
@magikalmanda.bsky.social
just a magical gremlin stuck in an ordinary world
my cat absolutely destroyed the gift wrapping on presents for my friends a few weeks ago. i rewrapped them today (the day before going to see them) and this fucking asshat opened a bag and pulled the ACTUAL GIFT out to his water fountain and sat it in it. So now thats ruined and a new one ordered😔
February 12, 2026 at 10:20 PM
my cat absolutely destroyed the gift wrapping on presents for my friends a few weeks ago. i rewrapped them today (the day before going to see them) and this fucking asshat opened a bag and pulled the ACTUAL GIFT out to his water fountain and sat it in it. So now thats ruined and a new one ordered😔
o boy recert for my broke girl apt. lets just add more stress to my week lmao
February 12, 2026 at 10:15 PM
o boy recert for my broke girl apt. lets just add more stress to my week lmao
hearing ppl you consider close friends talking bad about you thru your actual close friends is such a funny thing to me. i will never understand or respect you if you cant just talk to me directly. also.. my friends are going to tell me so why even bother? lol
February 10, 2026 at 3:38 AM
hearing ppl you consider close friends talking bad about you thru your actual close friends is such a funny thing to me. i will never understand or respect you if you cant just talk to me directly. also.. my friends are going to tell me so why even bother? lol
lowkey just wanna be babied for a bit. like nothing too crazy. you know.. brought some food, be passenger princess a lil, cuddled on the couch & watch a show/game. im just so tired boss. i wouldnt mind someone taking the wheel for a little 🥺
February 9, 2026 at 2:15 AM
lowkey just wanna be babied for a bit. like nothing too crazy. you know.. brought some food, be passenger princess a lil, cuddled on the couch & watch a show/game. im just so tired boss. i wouldnt mind someone taking the wheel for a little 🥺
i love my cat so much but he will not stop doing kick flips off the back of my chair for attention. which also leads him to scratching my chair. i do not know where i went wrong as a cat mom for him to keep doing it for attention but oh my god does it drive me up a wall lmao
February 9, 2026 at 12:07 AM
i love my cat so much but he will not stop doing kick flips off the back of my chair for attention. which also leads him to scratching my chair. i do not know where i went wrong as a cat mom for him to keep doing it for attention but oh my god does it drive me up a wall lmao
Ive had my tamagotchi for like a month now and just finally figure out how to get new eggs and breed... and the breeding screen is so fuckin funny to me cause they just do a little dance with a rainbow background and music notes lmaoo
February 8, 2026 at 9:29 PM
Ive had my tamagotchi for like a month now and just finally figure out how to get new eggs and breed... and the breeding screen is so fuckin funny to me cause they just do a little dance with a rainbow background and music notes lmaoo
ugh i wanna do sooo many artistic things but my mood really ties to my creativity... so i have these new markers and sketch book just sitting there, smiling at me:(
January 31, 2026 at 7:25 PM
ugh i wanna do sooo many artistic things but my mood really ties to my creativity... so i have these new markers and sketch book just sitting there, smiling at me:(
i might be hella sad right now but at least the alt guy in chipotle thinks im cute
January 31, 2026 at 1:26 AM
i might be hella sad right now but at least the alt guy in chipotle thinks im cute
I just got a raise thats doesnt include my yearly merit and i get to see one of my best friends tomorrow. Today's a good day
January 21, 2026 at 6:11 PM
I just got a raise thats doesnt include my yearly merit and i get to see one of my best friends tomorrow. Today's a good day
aaaaaaaaaaa he's coming to visit me in less than 3 weeks
imma give him the biggest wedgie
imma give him the biggest wedgie
January 4, 2026 at 2:18 AM
aaaaaaaaaaa he's coming to visit me in less than 3 weeks
imma give him the biggest wedgie
imma give him the biggest wedgie
one of these days i would love to make the holidays actually feel like the holidays again. i dunno.. the like spark of them kinda went away when i moved and now that im back, its just not quite there:(
December 25, 2025 at 10:34 PM
one of these days i would love to make the holidays actually feel like the holidays again. i dunno.. the like spark of them kinda went away when i moved and now that im back, its just not quite there:(
i always jokingly said that i need to find someone whos sees me like my cat does. i wasnt expecting that to be an actual thing. 🫠
December 17, 2025 at 3:37 AM
i always jokingly said that i need to find someone whos sees me like my cat does. i wasnt expecting that to be an actual thing. 🫠
my favorite thing is telling people who assume im fuckin someone that i am and making up some insane story about some wild kinky things we did when we actually havent even made eye contact for more than ten seconds
November 28, 2025 at 1:20 AM
my favorite thing is telling people who assume im fuckin someone that i am and making up some insane story about some wild kinky things we did when we actually havent even made eye contact for more than ten seconds
Reposted by manda🌺
Mechanics!! I hope you have a great week leading up to Thanksgiving, I'm taking the next few days off to get all the prep done for Tubathon!! We've got 3 full days of your sparkly racing cat coming up starting on Friday ✨
I can't wait to spend time with you all this weekend, let's make memories!! 💚
I can't wait to spend time with you all this weekend, let's make memories!! 💚
November 24, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Mechanics!! I hope you have a great week leading up to Thanksgiving, I'm taking the next few days off to get all the prep done for Tubathon!! We've got 3 full days of your sparkly racing cat coming up starting on Friday ✨
I can't wait to spend time with you all this weekend, let's make memories!! 💚
I can't wait to spend time with you all this weekend, let's make memories!! 💚
I kinda feel like that little old lady who lives alone with her cat after her husband died and she's just kinda vibin. Except im not old and didnt loose a partner. Its a weird time for me lol
November 19, 2025 at 12:39 AM
I kinda feel like that little old lady who lives alone with her cat after her husband died and she's just kinda vibin. Except im not old and didnt loose a partner. Its a weird time for me lol
we're in that crash out phase
lets go
lets go
November 15, 2025 at 10:27 PM
we're in that crash out phase
lets go
lets go
A year ago today I lost my best friend expectantly in his sleep. This has been the hardest death I have ever dealt with. I still think about him everyday. Some days are fine and some are brutal. Never ever take your time with loved ones for granted.
August 1, 2025 at 4:17 AM
A year ago today I lost my best friend expectantly in his sleep. This has been the hardest death I have ever dealt with. I still think about him everyday. Some days are fine and some are brutal. Never ever take your time with loved ones for granted.
how the fuck did i eat plain ass ramen packs all the time? this shits horrible lol
i literally am only doing it to try and save money but my god is this not good. i have to add shit to it or else it just makes me feel liek shit
i literally am only doing it to try and save money but my god is this not good. i have to add shit to it or else it just makes me feel liek shit
July 29, 2025 at 5:45 PM
how the fuck did i eat plain ass ramen packs all the time? this shits horrible lol
i literally am only doing it to try and save money but my god is this not good. i have to add shit to it or else it just makes me feel liek shit
i literally am only doing it to try and save money but my god is this not good. i have to add shit to it or else it just makes me feel liek shit
also sorry if you have messaged me this week and i have not replied yet.
life is kinda lemoning right now and i'm slowly gettin back to answering ppl
life is kinda lemoning right now and i'm slowly gettin back to answering ppl
July 27, 2025 at 7:13 AM
also sorry if you have messaged me this week and i have not replied yet.
life is kinda lemoning right now and i'm slowly gettin back to answering ppl
life is kinda lemoning right now and i'm slowly gettin back to answering ppl
ngl my last therapy session is still hitting me really hard and has been keeping me up for about a week
its makes me uneasy thinking about how used i was and why its made me scared of loosing ppl now. like just love me gd, im cute or something
its makes me uneasy thinking about how used i was and why its made me scared of loosing ppl now. like just love me gd, im cute or something
July 27, 2025 at 7:12 AM
ngl my last therapy session is still hitting me really hard and has been keeping me up for about a week
its makes me uneasy thinking about how used i was and why its made me scared of loosing ppl now. like just love me gd, im cute or something
its makes me uneasy thinking about how used i was and why its made me scared of loosing ppl now. like just love me gd, im cute or something
282 bucks to get my tags taken care of. ya girl eating paper for a while ig lol
July 22, 2025 at 9:26 PM
282 bucks to get my tags taken care of. ya girl eating paper for a while ig lol
i love my dog so much and its not his fault he has as many accidents as he does but its tiring to have already mop the floor twice a day. Him pissing on it as its still drying is like the most defeating feeling. Its just so tiring doing it on my own while watching him die slowly
July 17, 2025 at 5:21 PM
i love my dog so much and its not his fault he has as many accidents as he does but its tiring to have already mop the floor twice a day. Him pissing on it as its still drying is like the most defeating feeling. Its just so tiring doing it on my own while watching him die slowly
Depression is hitting a whole different level that I have never experienced before. i have no idea how to handle it anymore. Its been suffocating
July 8, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Depression is hitting a whole different level that I have never experienced before. i have no idea how to handle it anymore. Its been suffocating
i really want steak. like really bad... ;w; i wish i knew how to cook it..well, cook it so its good lol
June 28, 2025 at 7:31 PM
i really want steak. like really bad... ;w; i wish i knew how to cook it..well, cook it so its good lol