What's up better twitter??

Well well well, I found the sumbitch!! What took you twats so long?!

What the fuck is this supposed to mean?? I assume I'm going to be murdered so there is no second one?!

Since I'm meeting new people on here who haven't gotten to know me yet, here are some quick things about me.

I am sarcastic but also loyal. Very loyal. I can be a giant twat though. Overtly sexual is who I am, but be warned I'm married and not interested. I will post weird gifs and nonsense often.

Me, if you know how to use those fingers properly.

I will never stop thirsting over Olivia Rodrigo. I even mentioned this in my vows 😤

Repost if you want people to tell you their naughty secrets

How do people have 40k followers on this app?? Is it even that old??

Share a crush you have, no explanation.

If you see this post, do it

Pronouns: butt/plug
Height: 5'6
Shoe: 7
Zodiac: Gemini
Smoke: Gross
Tattoos: Yes
Piercings: Yes
Fav Drink: Water or Tequila

Why did I become a baker?? I hate waking up early. It's not quite 7 and I've been out of the house for hours and hours!!

I forgot this app! It's better Twitter if I recall correctly.

Twitter is ass. Nothing works there. Sorry, X is ass. Twitter was fine.

Sleeping nuddy >>>>>

Vampire and masturbate