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Maddy Valley
@maddyvalley.bsky.social
Drag Queen, Swiftie, Theatre Kid, Dancer and Cunt
Accidentally opened this today and forgot what it was…
July 16, 2025 at 1:05 AM
My bobbin ran out of thread and I didn’t notice… should I just end it
February 6, 2025 at 8:55 PM
The boot sale is on
January 22, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Just found out fully Sicilian not Italian 🫨🫨🫨
January 17, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Bobs Burgers has been my tea as of recent
January 17, 2025 at 3:01 AM
“That’s so unique and chic and I can’t wait to try it soon” -Natasha LaMatcha
January 15, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Do I have to start drinking fucking Pepsi now?
I guess we’ve come a long way since “I’d Like to Teach the World to Sing”
January 15, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Why did I go to the theatre to watch Sing 2 when it came out?
January 11, 2025 at 4:57 AM
We need to start using the phrase “Motherboard”
Ex: The motherboard is connected and ready to boots the haus.
January 7, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Might have to retire from jump splits this year (fact I’ve only done 2. Maybe 3?)
January 1, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Crying at bobs burgers rn bc thinking about my family
December 26, 2024 at 1:50 AM
High
December 26, 2024 at 1:33 AM
SOBBING. DO NOT READ 🥺
December 20, 2024 at 2:40 AM
Been thinking about Tituba from The Crucible… no reason really
December 19, 2024 at 2:42 AM
My friend just told me they picture the inside of my mind like a Lisa Frank notebook
December 17, 2024 at 2:07 AM
Lost a pairs of heels… like okay
December 13, 2024 at 8:30 PM
My favorite bit I do at work is telling everyone I’m going to hit my vape whenever I go to the back
December 12, 2024 at 2:32 PM
Tjmaxx needs to sponsor me, I spend more money there than anywhere else
December 10, 2024 at 1:19 AM
It’s the way I’ve just realized (after singing Defying Gravity, since I was in like 4th grade) she says “If you care to find me look to the western sky” AND SHES THE WICKED WITCH OF THE WEST

gn, I feel so smart and dumb rn
November 29, 2024 at 11:30 PM
Reposted by Maddy Valley
Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.
November 29, 2024 at 2:31 PM
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Until abortion is legal in every state, lets require men to get a mandatory vasectomy until they are proven emotionally mature, financially responsible and ready to be a father.
Wait, what do you mean regulations on men's bodies make you uncomfortable?
November 27, 2024 at 3:18 AM
Adult content warning is crazy
Have you ever tried this one??
November 23, 2024 at 10:00 PM
Have you ever tried this one??
November 23, 2024 at 9:59 PM
Literally me.
November 23, 2024 at 12:17 AM
🚨The intro of Myler High Club’s “Bitches in Bali (Spring Break Remix) (Feat. Maddy Valley) has been leaked.
At this time Miss. Valley and Myler High Club have not engaged with the press.
November 21, 2024 at 7:41 PM