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games, video games.
famed quality of life lover. joyful distraction enthusiast. I like to push buttons for dopamine, collect shiny cardboard, and root for fake sports teams. geologizer.
famed quality of life lover. joyful distraction enthusiast. I like to push buttons for dopamine, collect shiny cardboard, and root for fake sports teams. geologizer.
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@maclunkie.bsky.social
· Jan 18
Hi new followers!
There’s still time to reconsider.
There’s still time to reconsider.
I'm glad that Level 5 is officially Back
November 13, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I'm glad that Level 5 is officially Back
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Just to clear up some confusion I've seen, the newly announced NCSoft Horizon MMO is different from the multiplayer Horizon game that's in development at Guerrilla Games. That one is Guerrilla's next big project
November 13, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Just to clear up some confusion I've seen, the newly announced NCSoft Horizon MMO is different from the multiplayer Horizon game that's in development at Guerrilla Games. That one is Guerrilla's next big project
Destiny Rising and Horizon Steel Frontiers should be on PS5
November 13, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Destiny Rising and Horizon Steel Frontiers should be on PS5
Holy shit
Dbrand announces Companion Cube for Steam Machine, coming in 2026 buff.ly/vPuJr5E
November 13, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Holy shit
Going from ARC Raiders to Fortnite is a giant whiplash. Holy shit I hate the movement kiddies in Stimulation Overload… I mean modern Fortnite
November 13, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Going from ARC Raiders to Fortnite is a giant whiplash. Holy shit I hate the movement kiddies in Stimulation Overload… I mean modern Fortnite
I have made more online friends in ARC Raiders in the past week than I have in years. The social aspect is really really good.
I hate that I love this game so much lol
I hate that I love this game so much lol
November 13, 2025 at 4:19 AM
I have made more online friends in ARC Raiders in the past week than I have in years. The social aspect is really really good.
I hate that I love this game so much lol
I hate that I love this game so much lol
Feel like ARC Raiders completely took the wind out of BF6’s sails, now BO7 is here to put in another punch
November 12, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Feel like ARC Raiders completely took the wind out of BF6’s sails, now BO7 is here to put in another punch
wish I could invest in valve
November 12, 2025 at 6:45 PM
wish I could invest in valve
I am totally going to buy a Steam Machine and stick it next to my PS5 Pro
November 12, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I am totally going to buy a Steam Machine and stick it next to my PS5 Pro
so many good games out and I’m stuck in live service purgatory yet again
Goodnight Universe. Available NOW on PC, PS5, XBOX, and Switch 2 💫
A psychic baby narrative adventure. Hone your powers. Mend a broken family. Take on an evil tech company. Nothing a baby can't do, right?
If you’ve ever felt different...this story is for you.
A psychic baby narrative adventure. Hone your powers. Mend a broken family. Take on an evil tech company. Nothing a baby can't do, right?
If you’ve ever felt different...this story is for you.
November 12, 2025 at 5:53 AM
so many good games out and I’m stuck in live service purgatory yet again
I think what I love the greatest about ARC Raiders is the sound design. I love the cracks & whistles & whirrs from drones above. it all just feels lived-in. And the soundtrack rips. It’s like the beautiful, harrowing BF2042 soundtrack (season 3 GOAT) with a retro future spin. Atmosphere is top notch
November 12, 2025 at 4:33 AM
I think what I love the greatest about ARC Raiders is the sound design. I love the cracks & whistles & whirrs from drones above. it all just feels lived-in. And the soundtrack rips. It’s like the beautiful, harrowing BF2042 soundtrack (season 3 GOAT) with a retro future spin. Atmosphere is top notch
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Alright here's how we do the next Bond film:
We reveal M had three clone children made of Bond as a contingency plan and after a timeskip we follow one of them, Solid Bond, going to Alaska to thwart Liquid Bond.
We reveal M had three clone children made of Bond as a contingency plan and after a timeskip we follow one of them, Solid Bond, going to Alaska to thwart Liquid Bond.
November 11, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Alright here's how we do the next Bond film:
We reveal M had three clone children made of Bond as a contingency plan and after a timeskip we follow one of them, Solid Bond, going to Alaska to thwart Liquid Bond.
We reveal M had three clone children made of Bond as a contingency plan and after a timeskip we follow one of them, Solid Bond, going to Alaska to thwart Liquid Bond.
ARC Raiders, to me, feels more like a drug than a game. Most gambling ass game. I’m irritable when I’m not playing. I’m looking for my next high of extracting with that rare loot
November 11, 2025 at 7:17 PM
ARC Raiders, to me, feels more like a drug than a game. Most gambling ass game. I’m irritable when I’m not playing. I’m looking for my next high of extracting with that rare loot
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When I play Lumines Arise,
I am no longer in The Cynical World.
I am a cat in a sunbeam.
(my lumines arise review) www.polygon.com/lumines-aris...
I am no longer in The Cynical World.
I am a cat in a sunbeam.
(my lumines arise review) www.polygon.com/lumines-aris...
Lumines Arise is the cure for our cynical world
The cult classic rhythm game is back in life-affirming fashion
www.polygon.com
November 11, 2025 at 2:13 PM
When I play Lumines Arise,
I am no longer in The Cynical World.
I am a cat in a sunbeam.
(my lumines arise review) www.polygon.com/lumines-aris...
I am no longer in The Cynical World.
I am a cat in a sunbeam.
(my lumines arise review) www.polygon.com/lumines-aris...
Rest of the week is stacked
November 11, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Rest of the week is stacked
i just saw this really morbid, (and sad, idk 100x other adjectives) tiktok of an african mother at the dinner table with full plates saying "make sure you eat all of your food, there are starving kids in America" and fuck that one hit like a ton of bricks. just honestly disgusting what's going on rn
November 10, 2025 at 7:10 PM
i just saw this really morbid, (and sad, idk 100x other adjectives) tiktok of an african mother at the dinner table with full plates saying "make sure you eat all of your food, there are starving kids in America" and fuck that one hit like a ton of bricks. just honestly disgusting what's going on rn
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From Circana's Player Engagement Tracker - Been fun to watch Dispatch build an audience over time. Each of the spikes is a new content drop date, and it's been gaining a full point of the active daily US Steam audience each time new episodes have released. 3% of US daily actives played it on Nov 5.
November 10, 2025 at 4:18 PM
From Circana's Player Engagement Tracker - Been fun to watch Dispatch build an audience over time. Each of the spikes is a new content drop date, and it's been gaining a full point of the active daily US Steam audience each time new episodes have released. 3% of US daily actives played it on Nov 5.
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I read a thread about games with terrible UI earlier and this video has been destroying me all day.
November 10, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I read a thread about games with terrible UI earlier and this video has been destroying me all day.
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🎉 THE RACCOIN DEMO IS LIVE! 🎉
Push coins, stack towers, spin the wheel, and score BIG COMBOS!
Oh, and silly me! Did I forget to mention I’ve also added a GLOBAL CHALLENGE!
To find out more, play on Steam!
#roguelike #demo #indiegame
Push coins, stack towers, spin the wheel, and score BIG COMBOS!
Oh, and silly me! Did I forget to mention I’ve also added a GLOBAL CHALLENGE!
To find out more, play on Steam!
#roguelike #demo #indiegame
November 10, 2025 at 8:04 AM
🎉 THE RACCOIN DEMO IS LIVE! 🎉
Push coins, stack towers, spin the wheel, and score BIG COMBOS!
Oh, and silly me! Did I forget to mention I’ve also added a GLOBAL CHALLENGE!
To find out more, play on Steam!
#roguelike #demo #indiegame
Push coins, stack towers, spin the wheel, and score BIG COMBOS!
Oh, and silly me! Did I forget to mention I’ve also added a GLOBAL CHALLENGE!
To find out more, play on Steam!
#roguelike #demo #indiegame
@cynicalceezy.bsky.social what is this team lmao
November 9, 2025 at 8:58 PM
@cynicalceezy.bsky.social what is this team lmao
What the fuck
November 9, 2025 at 8:57 PM
What the fuck
I need to go play some ARC Raiders to calm down after watching Pluribus FACK
oh my god the feelings that Pluribus is making me feel right now
November 9, 2025 at 4:56 AM
I need to go play some ARC Raiders to calm down after watching Pluribus FACK
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Target employees are going to be on you like the characters in Pluribus
"Store employees are now required to smile if they are within 10 feet of a shopper.
They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer.
If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help."
🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.
They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer.
If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help."
🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.
Target is now requiring its employees to smile more
As the holiday season fast approaches, Target is urging its employees to add a little more “jolly” to their work routine.
www.wilx.com
November 8, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Target employees are going to be on you like the characters in Pluribus